riddler 0 #1 August 18, 2003 I hate when I jump with a student with 15 jumps and they track better than I do. Anyone want to practice tracking with me? Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 26 #2 August 18, 2003 never mind that..... a 15 year old kid here at the DZ is doing 20 point 4 ways......Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #3 August 18, 2003 When someone's in the express lane with more than 10 items!~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #4 August 18, 2003 65mph in the hammer lane!--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #6 August 18, 2003 Damn, you beat me to that one by a long shot. Respect. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #7 August 18, 2003 You know what I hate? I hate having to wait for 30 minutes at almost midnight just to check in to a crappy hotel room! BTW, nice meeting you Riddler! There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #8 August 18, 2003 having to have paitence!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #9 August 18, 2003 QuoteI hate having to wait for 30 minutes at almost midnight just to check in to a crappy hotel room! BTW, nice meeting you Riddler! You know, out of context, this sounds very bad and very funny! --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #10 August 18, 2003 Quote You know, out of context, this sounds very bad and very funny! It's a Monday...please excuse me for my weirdo posts!There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #11 August 18, 2003 Quoteplease excuse me for my weirdo posts! We usually do. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflygoddess 0 #12 August 18, 2003 Quotehaving to have paitence! ME TOO!!! I also hate Dust Devils!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #13 August 18, 2003 I hate things that say they're unscented, but really have a smell to them. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #14 August 18, 2003 I hate slappy shoes! You know, slip-ons with a little bit of a high heel that go SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! when the wearer walks down the hall. AGHH! There goes one now!!! Drives me to insanity! Makes me want to tackle that woman and steal her shoes. It's like they enjoy hearing themselves walk. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #15 August 18, 2003 QuoteAGHH! There goes one now!!! Drives me to insanity! Makes me want to tackle that woman and steal her shoes Wow, I want to see that! Make sure its on video and post it here. --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #16 August 18, 2003 I said I want to tackle her. I don't think I could, though. She's rather... substantial (me + approx. 70lbs.)... I'd probably bounce off instead of taking her down... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #17 August 18, 2003 And the rippling fat-wave from her could very well send adjacent cubicles into a shaking destruction!--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanuckInUSA 0 #18 August 18, 2003 QuoteI hate when I jump with a student with 15 jumps and they track better than I do. Anyone want to practice tracking with me? Do I have to organize some tracking dives for you? Actually I'm not the best tracker either, but my tracking should get a little better ever since I started flying my Birdman Freeflyz Tracking Pantz (which I've only jumped 7 times so far with). Try not to worry about the things you have no control over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #19 August 18, 2003 I don't know if she'd even notice I'd run into her... But that's being mean- I have no issue with her except for her shoes. They suck. And she wears them every freakin' day! Oh, and there's a lady with some kind of wheeze. She's always had it, doesn't seem to treat it, and breathes really loudly and gasps when she laughs. That gets old, too, but she can't help it... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diverdriver 5 #20 August 18, 2003 QuoteAGHH! There goes one now!!! Drives me to insanity! Makes me want to tackle that woman and steal her shoes. It's like they enjoy hearing themselves walk. Nah, it's not the shoes. It's that the graviational constant has suddenly increased in their specific location. Right Billvon? edit: You know, I wrote that without reading all the posts. Too funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #21 August 18, 2003 Taking a dump in winter (cold toilet seats... ) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
usedtajump 1 #22 August 18, 2003 Pathalogically compulsive talkers. Yak, yak, yak, yak.The older I get the less I care who I piss off. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #23 August 18, 2003 QuoteQuoteI hate when I jump with a student with 15 jumps and they track better than I do. Anyone want to practice tracking with me? Do I have to organize some tracking dives for you? Actually I'm not the best tracker either, but my tracking should get a little better ever since I started flying my Birdman Freeflyz Tracking Pantz (which I've only jumped 7 times so far with). A good tracker wouldn't need tracking pants. Really what I think Riddler wants to work on is a good track after a R.W. dive. A track that will save his life after he gets on those really big way events.May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kai2k1 0 #24 August 18, 2003 I hate slow people in the fast lane when im trying to make an early load!! I hate taco bell because everything tastes the same no matter what you get! I hate warm BEER! I hate people with no personal responsibility! I hate these kids with 5 inch muffler pipes on a four cylinder car!! in short i hate too much, but i love beer, so im going to have one now There's no truer sense of flying than sky diving," Scott Cowan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #25 August 18, 2003 QuoteA good tracker wouldn't need tracking pants. You were speaking exactly what I was thinkin' - we shouldn't need a crutch to be able to fly. But you were the one that convinced me to get booties on my RW suit from Tony, too I'll do two-ways or bigways with ya anytime Mar - just name the time and place. Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites