Viking 0 #1 September 4, 2003 I just went to work to pick up my paycheck and then deposit it at my bank (Pacific Marine Federal Credit Union) as i was driving into the parking lot, cops were swarming around the place and turning away any customers. Someone had just robbed the place!! If i had put on those dirty pair of shorts instead taking the time to get a clean pair out of the dryer i would have been in for a much longer day than i had barganed for! So anyone want a cheeseburger?I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #2 September 4, 2003 That'll teach you to be late! --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #3 September 4, 2003 QuoteSo anyone want a cheeseburger? Medium well...and fries please, and a beer too. Thanks You were lucky man.__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanuckInUSA 0 #4 September 4, 2003 Working hard sometimes pays off, but procrastination always pays off now. Try not to worry about the things you have no control over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #5 September 4, 2003 Glad you're ok Viking! I would have missed you~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #6 September 4, 2003 Wow, funny how things work out. Years and years ago I waited tables at a very fancy restaurant. I was scheduled to work, but one of the other gals wanted some extra money since she and her children were going on a vacation. So, I gave her my night shift. Turns out the place got held up that night. On a sad note, the gal that worked my shift was killed in the process May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #7 September 4, 2003 QuoteThat'll teach you to be late! bwhahahaha i'm sure you would have promptly shot the guyI swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GARYC24 3 #8 September 4, 2003 Sounds like you were very lucky! And you can take that to the bank! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
racer42 0 #9 September 4, 2003 Yeah I just barely avoided a military coup in Kenya years ago. If it wasn't for serendipity I probably be dead by now.L.A.S.T. #24 Co-Founder Biscuit Brothers Freefly Team Electric Toaster #3 Co-Founder Team Non Sequitor Co-Founder Team Happy Sock Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #10 September 4, 2003 Did they use tomatoes to rob the bank, since California has such strict gun control? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
txblondie 0 #11 September 4, 2003 QuoteQuoteSo anyone want a cheeseburger? Medium well...and fries please, and a beer too. Thanks You were lucky man. Not fries, tator tots with chili and cheese... ***************************************** Blondes do have more fun! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
juanesky 0 #12 September 4, 2003 And the moral of the story would be...........it pays to reuse your same shorts for the last week..... Edited to revise it....no harm intended Viking....."According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GARYC24 3 #13 September 4, 2003 QuoteDid they use tomatoes to rob the bank, since California has such strict gun control? I think it was a Heinz 57 magnum. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shark 0 #14 September 4, 2003 Even if you were at the bank earlier, the robber would have noticed your skydiving apparel and figured you didn't have any money and were there to rob the bank, too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #15 September 4, 2003 I think what probably saved him was the fact he was carrying all those rolls of coins. Robbers don't like them. It slows their getaway. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shark 0 #16 September 4, 2003 QuoteI think what probably saved him was the fact he was carrying all those rolls of coins. Robbers don't like them. It slows their getaway. I don't use the rolls anymore as I just take my ziplock bag of coins to the local market and dump it in the bin. It's usually good for a 12 pack and a bag of chips/beef jerky. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflygoddess 0 #17 September 4, 2003 Well if you don't like getting robbed, then don't come out to Eloy, because I do plan on robbing you of a few things... Even though you did not meantion that you wanted to meet me...however your pm is making me want to rob you even more...hehehehehehehe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #18 September 4, 2003 I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpergirl 0 #19 September 5, 2003 Quotei would have been in for a much longer day than i had barganed for Drive thru is your friend! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diverdriver 5 #20 September 5, 2003 Sorry to hear that Mary. That, however, does not guarantee you would have met the same fate had you been on that shift.Chris Schindler www.diverdriver.com ATP/D-19012 FB #4125 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #21 September 5, 2003 Quote If i had put on those dirty pair of shorts instead taking the time to get a clean pair out of the dryer i would have been in for a much longer day than i had barganed for! that's why you should always listen to your Mom & wear clean underwear. What if you had been shot, and they took you into surgery, and the doctor noticed you were wearing dirty underwear? Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlueEyedMonster 0 #22 September 5, 2003 But Viking.... you missed all the fun! You could have had one of those "No Shit..... There I was..." Stories. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #23 September 5, 2003 lol no thanx man i'd rather be on this side of the story. What if that guy went physco and sprayed the place with bullets?I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlueEyedMonster 0 #24 September 5, 2003 QuoteWhat if that guy went physco and sprayed the place with bullets? Jeeze haven't you seen The Matrix? Ya just dodge the bullets. Or, doesn't red hair give you superpowers like my blue hair does? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #25 September 5, 2003 nope no superpowers just the rarest natural hair color I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
