skydivexxl 0 #1 September 3, 2003 If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down. Don't cut your hair. Ever. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if he can find the perfect present, again! If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it. Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster trucks. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like every other cat. Dogs are better than ANY cats. Period. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. Shopping is not sport. Anything you wear is fine. Really. You have enough clothes. You have too many shoes. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it. Your brother is an idiot, your ex-boyfriend is an idiot and your Dad probably is too. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work. No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar. Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes. Most guys own two to three pairs of shoes-what makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress? Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. Your Mom doesn't have to be our best friend. Foreign films are best left to foreigners. Check your oil. Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived. It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take the quiz together. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are? Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done not both. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we. Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at. Consider Golf a mini-vacation from you. We need it, just like you do. Telling us that the models in the men's magazines are airbrushed makes you look jealous and petty and it's certainly not going to deter us from reading the magazines. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Anyone can buy condoms. Blog Clicky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #2 September 3, 2003 so [url "http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=95588#95588"> many times. Sorry dude- I had to bust your chops. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #3 September 3, 2003 Quote so [url "http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=95588#95588"> many times. Sorry dude- I had to bust your chops. Call a spade a spade...I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #4 September 3, 2003 Huh? I ain't callin' nobody nothin'. I was just pointing out how effective a quick search can be sometimes... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gingerbread 0 #5 September 4, 2003 That's because some keep foegetting them! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #6 September 4, 2003 But really, dogs ARE better than cats........skydiveTaylorville.org [email protected] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MyOwnWay 0 #7 September 4, 2003 QuoteBut really, dogs ARE better than cats........ i second that. _________________________________________ all good things are wild and free - Henry David Thoreau Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dkpbxman 0 #8 September 4, 2003 QuoteBut really, dogs ARE better than cats........ When did you start doing crack? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TheAnvil 0 #9 September 4, 2003 Andy is just attempting to further the education of the forum's female readers through repitition. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites falxori 0 #10 September 4, 2003 QuoteAndy is just attempting to further the education of the forum's female readers through repitition any of those posts were in the female only forum ? O "Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mikemc 0 #11 September 4, 2003 i havent seen it before and i dont search through old threads to look at stuff unless its for educational purposes. so thanks for sharing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Designer 0 #12 September 4, 2003 Amen! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydivexxl 0 #13 September 4, 2003 Quote so [url "http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=95588#95588"> many times. You Addict-Me Enthusiast + I'm not allowed in "women only"! Sorry dude- I had to bust your chops. Blog Clicky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kontra 0 #14 September 4, 2003 "Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived." are you sure about that??? lmao nice list thx Andy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydivexxl 0 #15 September 4, 2003 Quote"Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived." are you sure about that??? lmao nice list thx Andy But if a woman is a REALLY good actor... Blog Clicky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites dove 0 #16 September 5, 2003 Hehe - kontra's avatar is HOT! Fall in dove. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wmw999 2,136 #17 September 5, 2003 Quote "Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived." are you sure about that??? Some guys might prefer it, but some can sure make sex less fun if you don't fake it. Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #18 September 5, 2003 Ok...well...I've faked a few myself. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kontra 0 #19 September 8, 2003 thx Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites pop 0 #20 September 8, 2003 QuoteOk...well...I've faked a few myself. me too 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydivexxl 0 #21 September 8, 2003 QuoteOk...well...I've faked a few myself. "And another thing... I faked every orgasm" Leslie Nielsen aka Frank Drebin to Jane (Naked Gun) Blog Clicky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites pyke 0 #22 September 8, 2003 Quote so [url "http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=95588#95588"> many times. Sorry dude- I had to bust your chops. QuoteAnything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days. Perhaps you didn't read this carefully enough!! Kahurangi e Mahearangi, Kiwi, RB #926, AFF-I, FAA Snr. Rigger, RN/BSN/Paramedic Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Yoshi 0 #23 September 8, 2003 you think my wife would be mad if I posted this on our fridge? -yoshi_________________________________________ this space for rent. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skycat 0 #24 September 8, 2003 Here is my responce to this thing posted about a year ago. http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=95620#95620Fly it like you stole it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Gawain 0 #25 September 8, 2003 QuoteQuoteOk...well...I've faked a few myself. "And another thing... I faked every orgasm" Leslie Nielsen aka Frank Drebin to Jane (Naked Gun) How does a guy fake an orgasm? Not that I want to learn, but sure think it would be entertaining to read how some guys might claim to do it... So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. 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TheAnvil 0 #9 September 4, 2003 Andy is just attempting to further the education of the forum's female readers through repitition. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
falxori 0 #10 September 4, 2003 QuoteAndy is just attempting to further the education of the forum's female readers through repitition any of those posts were in the female only forum ? O "Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikemc 0 #11 September 4, 2003 i havent seen it before and i dont search through old threads to look at stuff unless its for educational purposes. so thanks for sharing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivexxl 0 #13 September 4, 2003 Quote so [url "http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=95588#95588"> many times. You Addict-Me Enthusiast + I'm not allowed in "women only"! Sorry dude- I had to bust your chops. Blog Clicky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kontra 0 #14 September 4, 2003 "Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived." are you sure about that??? lmao nice list thx Andy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivexxl 0 #15 September 4, 2003 Quote"Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived." are you sure about that??? lmao nice list thx Andy But if a woman is a REALLY good actor... Blog Clicky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #16 September 5, 2003 Hehe - kontra's avatar is HOT! Fall in dove. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,136 #17 September 5, 2003 Quote "Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived." are you sure about that??? Some guys might prefer it, but some can sure make sex less fun if you don't fake it. Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #18 September 5, 2003 Ok...well...I've faked a few myself. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #20 September 8, 2003 QuoteOk...well...I've faked a few myself. me too 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivexxl 0 #21 September 8, 2003 QuoteOk...well...I've faked a few myself. "And another thing... I faked every orgasm" Leslie Nielsen aka Frank Drebin to Jane (Naked Gun) Blog Clicky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pyke 0 #22 September 8, 2003 Quote so [url "http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=95588#95588"> many times. Sorry dude- I had to bust your chops. QuoteAnything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days. Perhaps you didn't read this carefully enough!! Kahurangi e Mahearangi, Kiwi, RB #926, AFF-I, FAA Snr. Rigger, RN/BSN/Paramedic Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yoshi 0 #23 September 8, 2003 you think my wife would be mad if I posted this on our fridge? -yoshi_________________________________________ this space for rent. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycat 0 #24 September 8, 2003 Here is my responce to this thing posted about a year ago. http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=95620#95620Fly it like you stole it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #25 September 8, 2003 QuoteQuoteOk...well...I've faked a few myself. "And another thing... I faked every orgasm" Leslie Nielsen aka Frank Drebin to Jane (Naked Gun) How does a guy fake an orgasm? Not that I want to learn, but sure think it would be entertaining to read how some guys might claim to do it... So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
