Laurel 0 #1 January 7, 2004 The whole Mrs. Brittney Spears thing was funny until her man opened his mouth and said, "So we went ahead and did the whole thing and we got back to the room and we decided that's when we needed to tell everybody what we done did." "Done did"? Good Lord. Why is that every time someone from the state of Louisiana is interviewed, the press finds some two-bit yahoo? I was raised in this state and my mama would have grounded me for a week if I said something that grammatically horrific. Oy! ..................................................................... PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074 My Pink M Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #2 January 7, 2004 You have never been to kentwood.if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kai2k1 0 #3 January 7, 2004 Your mama isn't the only one. The one my mom hated the most was "me and him" or "me and her" There's no truer sense of flying than sky diving," Scott Cowan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Laurel 0 #4 January 7, 2004 I hate it when people say, "I could care less." It's, "I couldn't care less." And when folks say, "Let's flush out this project," when it is "flesh" - as in to put meat on the bones, not flush it down the toilet...................................................................... PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074 My Pink M Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #5 January 7, 2004 QuoteAnd when folks say, "Let's flush out this project," when it is "flesh" - as in to put meat on the bones, not flush it down the toilet. Uh Laurel.. maybe subliminally that is what they are really wishing for Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MissMae 0 #6 January 7, 2004 That is pretty bad.. Although I embarrased myself just a couple days ago when I went to lunch w/ a higher up from my work and when I was helping him put his sun shade in the window of the car I was like "dang you have a massive one" (meaning his sun shade was too big for the car). He just looked at me and smiled and when I realized what I said it was a little late.. Oops. take the time to appreciate the people around you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Laurel 0 #7 January 7, 2004 QuoteThat is pretty bad.. Although I embarrased myself just a couple days ago when I went to lunch w/ a higher up from my work and when I was helping him put his sun shade in the window of the car I was like "dang you have a massive one" (meaning his sun shade was too big for the car). He just looked at me and smiled and when I realized what I said it was a little late.. Oops. nice...................................................................... PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074 My Pink M Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #8 January 7, 2004 I dont know if it has been posted already, but if you want to see some truly wonderful grammar, just ask Dubya Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #9 January 7, 2004 Maybe that's how they speak in Louisiana __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cvfd1399 0 #10 January 7, 2004 (ME) Can I go to the bathroom? (First grade teacher) I don't know can you? (ME) MAY I go to the bathroom? (First grade teacher) no (ME) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Antithesis 0 #11 January 7, 2004 Someone should learn him a better way I travel the land, Work in the ocean, Play in the sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 291 #12 January 7, 2004 QuoteI hate it when people say, "I could care less." It's, "I couldn't care less." Actually, it's either one. "I could care less" is correct as sarcasm. I always preferred the direct statement, "I couldn't care less," but I really couldn't care less. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
champu 1 #13 January 7, 2004 Quote(ME) Can I go to the bathroom? (First grade teacher) I don't know can you? (ME) MAY I go to the bathroom? (First grade teacher) no (ME) (ME) Can I go to the bathroom? (First grade teacher) I don't know can you? (ME) yes *walks out* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
champu 1 #14 January 7, 2004 QuoteI hate it when people say, "I could care less." It's, "I couldn't care less." GOOGLE FIGHT! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TitaniumLegs 8 #15 January 7, 2004 QuoteI hate it when people say, "I could care less." It's, "I couldn't care less." How many times do I gotta tell you people? Actually either is acceptable. "I could care less." is short for "I could care less, but it's not worth the effort, because I don't care." (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TitaniumLegs 8 #16 January 7, 2004 QuoteQuoteI hate it when people say, "I could care less." It's, "I couldn't care less." GOOGLE FIGHT! That was pretty funny, although I notice that several of the "fighters" like "bin laden" and "mcdonald's" do better when spelled correctly!! (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
champu 1 #17 January 7, 2004 QuoteThat was pretty funny, although I notice that several of the "fighters" like "bin laden" and "mcdonald's" do better when spelled correctly!! The general rule of the internet (and whiteboards in dorms, same concept) is that if you make an unchecked way of people posting anything, it will lead to nothing but cursing, misspellings, and drawings of cocks. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TitaniumLegs 8 #18 January 7, 2004 I just spewed orange juice out my nose!!! (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
souleh 0 #19 January 7, 2004 What a lovely image when you're eating breakfast! Clearly old GWB would win (or lose) any grammar contest going. So where's the challenge? 'buttplugs? where?' - geno Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyhi 24 #20 January 7, 2004 QuoteActually either is acceptable. Irregardless of what we think, people will continue to take sides on that one.Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
melstarr 0 #21 January 7, 2004 DONE DID the funniest i have heard: "I might could drop off the kids"...um, okay .... also...many people don't know: ~ the 'T' in 'often' is Silent ~ it should be pronounced 'offen' laurelei---you are funny Girl!!! which is why i love you so much... ~ meL* Pink Mafia / Tunnel Mafia Sister Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FLsurfer 0 #22 January 7, 2004 QuoteIrregardless of what we think, people will continue to take sides on that one. My mom always gets a kick out of hearing newscasters, announcers, etc... butchering the English language. Irregardless is one of her favs. Something is either in regards to or regardless Problems just be opportunities in der workin' clothes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Laurel 0 #23 January 7, 2004 QuoteIrregardless You're trying to hurt me aren't you? ..................................................................... PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074 My Pink M Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Laurel 0 #24 January 7, 2004 QuoteActually either is acceptable. "I could care less." is short for "I could care less, but it's not worth the effort, because I don't care." Interesting. I have never heard that before. I had always been beaten to say "I could not care less." short for "I could not care any less than I do now." When I hear people say, "I could care less," I feel like saying, "Oh, really? You could? Well, it must not be that bad, then." I'm surprised my smart mouth hasn't made me end up looking like this....................................................................... PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074 My Pink M Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #25 January 7, 2004 I totally misread the title. I thought this was about "embarrassing grammas". Of course, my gramma is far more entertaining than spelling nazis. The easiest way to solve this? Press the "check spelling" button. Of course, the logical progression is that you must clean your room and put all your laundry in the hamper before getting on the internet. Today, I left the light on in my bedroom before leaving for work. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
