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You really need to consider opening this girls eyes, just don't shoot into them- that stings- The voice of experience-Caress



Caress, you are TOO funny!

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This lady told me that there is nothing romantic about masturbating. I told her I am very romantic when I masturbate. I light a candle. And then try to put it out. You dont even want to see me at a birthday party.



Ahh, that's sick n twisted, man! :D bwahahahah!


My thoughts pretty much mimic Caress' thoughts, it's natural, and damn sexy!

Angela.



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Here's a song for you, and for kitten-killers everywhere. Don't know if it's been linked here before, but it wouldn't surprise me.

mh

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"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat."

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Well, it wasn't funny at the time, I was laughing and crying and still shaking from the moment. It actually taught me how to be more aware and careful about that. However, I lived, and I still have 20/20 vision.-Caress
I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being
right.

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we have saying....

"one good masturbation is better than a bad f*@#"

the reply to the above saying is ...

"masturbation is good but with f*@# you meet new people (you socialize more)"

and the final reply ...

"with f*@# you meet new people but with masturbation you learn yourself in depth"


Food for thought... :P:D:P

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I always fall back on something I heard once. It made me laugh then... but now I belive it could be gospel!
"Only me any my hand know how I REALLY like it! "
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Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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I personally don't masterbate...




You are such a liar!



Yep!:( they never believe me! ... oh well... :S ... BITE ME :P:D



ohh, ooh! Where?!

I had to say it b'fore someone else did!?:P
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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You're not alone ... I'm also quite outspoken & sexual & love taking matters into my own hands.



Me too! Though since I am so well taken care of now-a-days, I really only masturbate as part of foreplay. Now before I met my current man, I was taking care of myself 1-2 times a day. :D I don't know how anyone can go for days at a time w/o climaxing. I know some can just fine, but *I* COULDN'T. :D:)

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You've never complained up intil this point. Said it was the best tastin BBQ you've ever had. ;);)



Damnit my wife was making BBQ pork tonight now I gotta have Mac and Cheese! Thanks a helluva lot!



As in BigMac?

2 Patties - special sauce . . .
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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