skydivexxl 0 #1 March 16, 2004 Why protest gay marriage, when THIS is truly more important!!!! Blog Clicky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crzjp20 0 #2 March 16, 2004 lol im a christian and i think thats just funny. I pinch tails and suck heads all the time when it comes to shrips and crawfish!!! and im not goign to hell. Some poeple are just extremists.-------------------------------------------------- Fear is not a confession of weakness, it is an oportunity for courage. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #3 March 16, 2004 It gets even worse! Look at what I found on the site!Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riggerrob 558 #4 March 16, 2004 These people clearly have: A; too much time on their hands and B; never heard of modern inventions like refrigeration. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crzjp20 0 #5 March 16, 2004 lol i does getworse!!! ive never ready anything about skydivin in the bible!-------------------------------------------------- Fear is not a confession of weakness, it is an oportunity for courage. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #6 March 16, 2004 Heck look at this one!!!if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #7 March 16, 2004 Tell me that site isn't actually serious..... I hate fanatics..... except skydiving fanatics..... Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #8 March 16, 2004 For Verily I say unto you....Post WHores will sit at the site of Sangiro forever Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites CanuckInUSA 0 #9 March 16, 2004 I'm sorry, but some (not all) religious people are just dumb when it comes to their blind faith. This crap about skydiving being evil and a sin is just an example of how stupid some (not all) religious people can be. Try not to worry about the things you have no control over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydivexxl 0 #10 March 16, 2004 I think you missed the joke... Blog Clicky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Casurf1978 0 #11 March 16, 2004 WOW. Some people are just messed up. Not religious, but if all skydivers are going to hell at least the beer will flow freely and the parties will be fun. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites EricaH 0 #12 March 16, 2004 I think that site is a joke. However, the Hebrew belief is that those animals are unclean. Not sure if they can eat them if the food is specially cleaned or not @ all... kinda like pigs & the like. To each their own, Hindu's don't eat cow meat... go make fun of them (In case you can't tell, I'm kidding). Islam teaches that alcohol is evil... the list is never ending. There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear. PMS #227 (just like the TV show) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Nutz 0 #13 March 16, 2004 You guys aren't right. And those of you who believed this stuff - I've got some land in Florida I would like to sell you. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites crzjp20 0 #14 March 16, 2004 really how much land???? man i am very religious and i dont believe any of that. It s just funny to laugh at!-------------------------------------------------- Fear is not a confession of weakness, it is an oportunity for courage. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Nutz 0 #15 March 16, 2004 Quotereally how much land???? Just how much do you want? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Shotgun 1 #16 March 16, 2004 Makes about as much sense as protesting gay marriage... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites damion75 0 #17 March 16, 2004 QuoteI think that site is a joke. It does actually say that it is a joke (parody) at the bottom of the page on the site... Funny though! I love photoshop*************** Not one shred of evidence supports the theory that life is serious - look at the platypus. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Remster 24 #18 March 16, 2004 QuoteQuoteI think that site is a joke. It does actually say that it is a joke (parody) at the bottom of the page on the site... Funny though! I love photoshop For the record, the Skydiving is Evil chuch sign was not made with photoshop. I just luv stirring shit up ... bawaaaahaaaaa (psssst... people, relax.. notice the www.churchsigngenerator.com link on the pics.... )Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lawrocket 3 #19 March 16, 2004 QuoteHowever, the Hebrew belief is that those animals are unclean. Not sure if they can eat them if the food is specially cleaned or not @ all... kinda like pigs & the like. Actually, my studies indicate that the lack of eating shellfish is more symbolic. As the jews have been fighting upstream their whole lives, there is some symbolic reference to the shellfish that has a tough time getting away. At least, that's what I've read and learned. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites EricaH 0 #20 March 16, 2004 I'm sure now it is more symbolic, perhaps at the time of the writing of the rules, there was prob some basis in reality for the restriction. I am FAR from a scholar in the Hebrew faith, but as w/ most religious doctrine, they can be updated with the time, but there's still the stigma of disobedience. I figured the site was a joke, but didn't want to waste my time proving it.... thanks for pointing out that there's a footnote. There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear. PMS #227 (just like the TV show) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PhillyKev 0 #21 March 16, 2004 QuoteI'm sure now it is more symbolic, perhaps at the time of the writing of the rules, there was prob some basis in reality for the restriction. I am FAR from a scholar in the Hebrew faith, but as w/ most religious doctrine, they can be updated with the time, but there's still the stigma of disobedience. I figured the site was a joke, but didn't want to waste my time proving it.... thanks for pointing out that there's a footnote. That's the basis of most religious restrictions. There wasn't an FDA back then. A lot of the rules of religions have to do with good common sense to keep society healthy, strong, and growing. Food restrictions, marriage rules, inheritence rules, social morality, etc. It was just easier back then to convince people that God will smite them if they break the rules than that it is for the good of society. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JohnRich 4 #22 March 16, 2004 QuoteFood restrictions, marriage rules, inheritence rules, social morality, etc. It was just easier back then to convince people that God will smite them if they break the rules than that it is for the good of society. Bingo! Some of the world makes it a sin to eat with the left hand. That's because the left hand is specified for use to wipe your ass, and they don't have modern conveniences like plumbing and toilet paper for sanitation. So the religious rule came about to prevent disease. I once knew a lady who married a man from Pakistan. She was left-handed. Before going to his home to visit his parents, she practiced eating right-handed for months, so that she wouldn't offend them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites n2skdvn 0 #23 March 16, 2004 Quote (psssst... people, relax.. notice the www.churchsigngenerator.com link on the pics.... ) thats what i did hereif my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites EricaH 0 #24 March 16, 2004 I agree w/ you 100% but this line just CRACKS me up!! QuoteGod will smite them if they break the rules... hehehehehe, prob cause my extended family is ultra religious (Mennonites, Amish w/ cars, phone & electricity) & I just find some of their rules assanine. When my mom was 15 she was told she'd go to hell if she continued to part her hair on the side rather than in the middle, before putting it in a bun to be covered by a bonnett. Sometimes they make me laugh, sometimes they make me go crazy. There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear. PMS #227 (just like the TV show) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Remster 24 #25 March 16, 2004 Quote thats what i did here Mine was genuine... Really, it was... Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
CanuckInUSA 0 #9 March 16, 2004 I'm sorry, but some (not all) religious people are just dumb when it comes to their blind faith. This crap about skydiving being evil and a sin is just an example of how stupid some (not all) religious people can be. Try not to worry about the things you have no control over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivexxl 0 #10 March 16, 2004 I think you missed the joke... Blog Clicky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casurf1978 0 #11 March 16, 2004 WOW. Some people are just messed up. Not religious, but if all skydivers are going to hell at least the beer will flow freely and the parties will be fun. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricaH 0 #12 March 16, 2004 I think that site is a joke. However, the Hebrew belief is that those animals are unclean. Not sure if they can eat them if the food is specially cleaned or not @ all... kinda like pigs & the like. To each their own, Hindu's don't eat cow meat... go make fun of them (In case you can't tell, I'm kidding). Islam teaches that alcohol is evil... the list is never ending. There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear. PMS #227 (just like the TV show) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nutz 0 #13 March 16, 2004 You guys aren't right. And those of you who believed this stuff - I've got some land in Florida I would like to sell you. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crzjp20 0 #14 March 16, 2004 really how much land???? man i am very religious and i dont believe any of that. It s just funny to laugh at!-------------------------------------------------- Fear is not a confession of weakness, it is an oportunity for courage. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nutz 0 #15 March 16, 2004 Quotereally how much land???? Just how much do you want? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #16 March 16, 2004 Makes about as much sense as protesting gay marriage... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
damion75 0 #17 March 16, 2004 QuoteI think that site is a joke. It does actually say that it is a joke (parody) at the bottom of the page on the site... Funny though! I love photoshop*************** Not one shred of evidence supports the theory that life is serious - look at the platypus. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #18 March 16, 2004 QuoteQuoteI think that site is a joke. It does actually say that it is a joke (parody) at the bottom of the page on the site... Funny though! I love photoshop For the record, the Skydiving is Evil chuch sign was not made with photoshop. I just luv stirring shit up ... bawaaaahaaaaa (psssst... people, relax.. notice the www.churchsigngenerator.com link on the pics.... )Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #19 March 16, 2004 QuoteHowever, the Hebrew belief is that those animals are unclean. Not sure if they can eat them if the food is specially cleaned or not @ all... kinda like pigs & the like. Actually, my studies indicate that the lack of eating shellfish is more symbolic. As the jews have been fighting upstream their whole lives, there is some symbolic reference to the shellfish that has a tough time getting away. At least, that's what I've read and learned. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricaH 0 #20 March 16, 2004 I'm sure now it is more symbolic, perhaps at the time of the writing of the rules, there was prob some basis in reality for the restriction. I am FAR from a scholar in the Hebrew faith, but as w/ most religious doctrine, they can be updated with the time, but there's still the stigma of disobedience. I figured the site was a joke, but didn't want to waste my time proving it.... thanks for pointing out that there's a footnote. There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear. PMS #227 (just like the TV show) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #21 March 16, 2004 QuoteI'm sure now it is more symbolic, perhaps at the time of the writing of the rules, there was prob some basis in reality for the restriction. I am FAR from a scholar in the Hebrew faith, but as w/ most religious doctrine, they can be updated with the time, but there's still the stigma of disobedience. I figured the site was a joke, but didn't want to waste my time proving it.... thanks for pointing out that there's a footnote. That's the basis of most religious restrictions. There wasn't an FDA back then. A lot of the rules of religions have to do with good common sense to keep society healthy, strong, and growing. Food restrictions, marriage rules, inheritence rules, social morality, etc. It was just easier back then to convince people that God will smite them if they break the rules than that it is for the good of society. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #22 March 16, 2004 QuoteFood restrictions, marriage rules, inheritence rules, social morality, etc. It was just easier back then to convince people that God will smite them if they break the rules than that it is for the good of society. Bingo! Some of the world makes it a sin to eat with the left hand. That's because the left hand is specified for use to wipe your ass, and they don't have modern conveniences like plumbing and toilet paper for sanitation. So the religious rule came about to prevent disease. I once knew a lady who married a man from Pakistan. She was left-handed. Before going to his home to visit his parents, she practiced eating right-handed for months, so that she wouldn't offend them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #23 March 16, 2004 Quote (psssst... people, relax.. notice the www.churchsigngenerator.com link on the pics.... ) thats what i did hereif my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricaH 0 #24 March 16, 2004 I agree w/ you 100% but this line just CRACKS me up!! QuoteGod will smite them if they break the rules... hehehehehe, prob cause my extended family is ultra religious (Mennonites, Amish w/ cars, phone & electricity) & I just find some of their rules assanine. When my mom was 15 she was told she'd go to hell if she continued to part her hair on the side rather than in the middle, before putting it in a bun to be covered by a bonnett. Sometimes they make me laugh, sometimes they make me go crazy. There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear. PMS #227 (just like the TV show) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #25 March 16, 2004 Quote thats what i did here Mine was genuine... Really, it was... Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
