Twinkies aren't cooked...

[Clownburner 0]

Long ago, they used to make fruit-filled twinkies, but took them off the market, probably because they were illegally addictive. A friend and I tried one once out of curiosity and 30 minutes later had demolished the entire box and were about to go on a rampage to hunt for more when we collapsed from insulin shock for 12 hours.

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[Kennedy 0]

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Dave....you sick mofo..I laughed so hard I cried...

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number of other nauseating "treats")

Indian fry bread...yuck!

I wonder, does this officially put dove in that select group with RoadRash and ACME?

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[Kennedy 0]

Oh I remember those things. They were better than crack. The strawberry ones...

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[dove 0]

I think he was replying to both Aggiedave and me in the same post. But thanks for thinking of me that way.

Fall in dove.

[nathaniel 0]

The scariest thing I know about industrial foodstuffs is about any kind of fortified cereal, eg, Total.

They put iron filings in it and you can pull them out with a magnet.

nathaniel

My advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir. The bums will always lose. Do you hear me, Lebowski?

[jumpinfarmer 0]

If you only knew what was inadvertantly in your food you would probably die from starvation.
When I was a kid we had a barn full of rat infested wheat. We sold it along with all the rat turds to an elevator that shipped it directly to a Hostess flour mill in PA. For a long time know one in our family would eat anything from Hostess. I could tell a thousand discusting stories about the food we all consume, however I don't think anyone cares.

[jtval 0]

gotta admit I didnt read much of this post but how sick is THIS

THAT LINK IS SAFE FOR WORK....AND IT IS ABOUT TWINKIES

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[JRock 0]

If you add water to the cream stuff you can wax your car with it.

[IMGR2 0]

The Twinkies Project ***


That website rocks!!!

Did you notice the scientists are from Houston? HeHe

[wmw999 2,144]

Not only are they from Houston, but they went to Rice (my alma mater)
Wendy W.

There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

[skydiverbc 0]

welp dude, i remember i use to love them as kids, but over the years , the taste of them changed, or was it my tastebuds..... either way, they just dont taste the same as they did 20 years ago

[AggieDave 6]

Yeah, the twinkies project came out on the web back in '95 or '96, it was fucking hilarious then and its still funny now.

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[wingnut 0]

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just visit a state fair where you can get a deep fried twinkie

or a county fair..... county fairs have a much more homely feel.... i love county fairs... maybe it was the 9 years of 4-H but they are much better than state fairs..... and the food is still the same... hehehehe

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[Kennedy 0]

I'm with wingnut on this one. County fairs are so much better. I can still pull out a bunch of "This one time, and county fair..." stories.

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[Kid_Icarus 0]

Well, here is the impiracle evidence from the man himself. It pays to ask, well, make a phone call. I even got a coupon for free twinkies.... :)

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[Kid_Icarus 0]

The whole letter....

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[BlindBrick 0]

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Who cares? They're twinkies.....I wish I could make that cream foam stuff...that stuff is good!

You can. The creme filling in the vast majority of snack foods is simply a mixture of shortening, sugar and air. They mix the first two and then inject the air to get the light fluffiness. I know this becuase I worked for five eyars in a snack cake factory. Because of a Non-Disclosure Agreement, I can't say who I used to work for, but rest assured we had a snack for you that's guaranteed to unwrap a smile.

-Blind

P.S. Maybe it's a Native American thing, but Fry Bread is the best utilization of flour and grease EVER!!!!!!!!

"If you end up in an alligator's jaws, naked, you probably did something to deserve it."

[sdgregory 0]

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but rest assured we had a snack for you that's guaranteed to unwrap a smile.

Oh I love her snacks.

[Girlfalldown 0]

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If you add water to the cream stuff you can wax your car with it.

There's this kid at my bosses kids school that has this issue with licking cars. The child psychologist said it was a nervous habbit sort of like biting your nails or wetting the bed.. Now I'm not so sure....

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