peregrinerose 0 #51 July 21, 2004 QuoteI've made more decisions based on the outcome of a cointoss than I really care to detail. It's decisive, though. ...and sometimes takes some willpower to stick to the decisions. Definitely one should never go against the coin in life or death decisions. Also gotta be careful what you ask the coin... kinda like being careful what you wish for. Wouldn't it be funny if your doctor looked at you with a puzzled face, pulls out a quarter, flips it, nods, writes in your chart, then tells you the results of your exam? Sorry, that mental image popped into my head after reading your paragraph. I'm at work between patients. If only patients knew what goes on in doctor noggins sometimes...... Jen Do or do not, there is no try -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
base311 0 #52 July 21, 2004 Quote Wouldn't it be funny if your doctor looked at you with a puzzled face, pulls out a quarter, flips it, nods, writes in your chart, then tells you the results of your exam? Jen I'd be interested in hearing what kinda reactions you get when you do that to your next few victims. Gardner Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #53 July 21, 2004 QuoteMaybe women should stop interrogating men and asking them questions when they already know what the guy is thinking and know they're either going to be lied to or hear something they don't want to hear. If you have a big ass, don't ask guys if they think your butt looks big. If you know you're not a super model, don't ask guys if they think Veronica Varekova is hotter than you. If you don't want to sit at home watching hockey, don't ask guys what they want to do tonight. Thank you, kev. Thank you.... Thank you.... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #54 July 21, 2004 QuoteThe difference is that I really DON'T care. Quarter flipping would sure make my life easier. Mental note to try that! Me too, that's why I'm willing to relegate it to a coin-toss. It's so much easier to extract my girlfriend's opinion on the matter with a quarter than with a half-hour of Q&A. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peregrinerose 0 #55 July 21, 2004 Quote -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In Reply To -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wouldn't it be funny if your doctor looked at you with a puzzled face, pulls out a quarter, flips it, nods, writes in your chart, then tells you the results of your exam? Jen -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'd be interested in hearing what kinda reactions you get when you do that to your next few victims. Gardner This is completely off topic, but like any thread stays on topic for long.... but anyhow, I'm very young looking and female, so at least 2x a day I get asked how long I've been a doctor. So I get this dumb sorority high pitched voice, flip my braid or ponytail and let them know quite confidently that I graduated yesterday and they are my third patient, followed by a dumb little giggle. I love the initial look on their faces. I only do this with patients I know have a sense of humor and already respect all that is in my head. And of course I do clarify, letting them know I've been at this almost 5 years nowJen Do or do not, there is no try -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #56 July 21, 2004 QuoteWatchdog has 3 threads on sex today ...and 2 on pet peeves...makes me wonder.... LOL! You and me both! What's up with Watchdog? Do tell, dude... _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
josheezammit 0 #57 July 21, 2004 how do feel about blonde guys? Ahh, what a wonderful world. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #58 July 21, 2004 Worth repeating! Personally, I neither lie nor tell a woman what I know she doesn't want to hear. I simply dodge the question. "What was that? Huh? Hey, smells like dinner's burning...I better go check on it." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ That is one of my peeves and I swear it cracks me up EVERY time. I love watching a man's face when he doesnt want to answer a question, or go to a restaurant I want to.~~April EDITED TO ADD: I also wonder what is going thru a man's mind when he thinks giving a woman a TONY DANZA is fun! Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #59 July 21, 2004 QuoteI love watching a man's face when he doesnt want to answer a question I don't know why men dodge the "butt" question. It is an obvious reach for reassurance of their attractiveness. Everybody needs a little ego-boost now and again, it is a human need. Their guy is apparently not meeting that need. Here is the solution. When a woman asks a guy about butt-size, he should do the following: 1. Ask to see it sans clothing. 2. Grab her, toss her on the couch, wear her out. See? That was easy. She now feels comfy again. Relationship advice from your Unca Bill. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #60 July 21, 2004 EDIT EDIT EDIT cause someone took it the wrong way and i don't wanna hurt anyone's feelings. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #62 July 21, 2004 QuoteSolution is to not get into LD relationships... Well boo on you . . . Just kidding. I can see where they cause problems. But it's also important not to get into any kind of relationship, long distance or otherwise, with ASSHOLES! Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #63 July 21, 2004 I have another one. When a women voices something that bugs her and a stupid man attempts to give her a solution thinking she might care what he has to say. At least other women will let a friend vent. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #64 July 21, 2004 QuoteI have another one. When a women voices something that bugs her and a stupid man attempts to give her a solution thinking she might care what he has to say. At least other women will let a friend vent. From earlier in the thread: QuoteI can't stand a man who says he is gonna do something and then never FOLLOWS THROUGH with it..... What? What do these darned women want? Should men follow through and fix their problems? Or, not follow through and listen to them complain about the same problem next week... and complain about men not following through ... arrrrgh, my head hurts. Of course, to a women, having diametrically opposed thoughts is totally reasonable. Nevermind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paige 0 #65 July 21, 2004 QuoteQuoteOk, I'll bite. I can't stand men who expect sex, etc. in return for something nice they've done for you. You mean it's wrong of me to expect sex from every woman who I hold the door open for? I heald the door open for ya......Can I help ya with some dick?!?!?!?!Tunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarkM 0 #66 July 21, 2004 QuoteI have another one. When a women voices something that bugs her and a stupid man attempts to give her a solution thinking she might care what he has to say. At least other women will let a friend vent. Easy solution, don't voice your problems to men. We only fix them so we don't have to hear about it anymore. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lovelife22 0 #67 July 21, 2004 QuoteQuoteOhh, and not clipping nose hair! Yucky!!!!! A guy would really have to love you if he'd trim your nose hair. Is it a big problem for you? A lot of women wax their problem areas. Actually, yes, any advice for me on that one? I find it so hard to get a guy that is willing to do this ... mainly b/c i have to trim about 3 times a day...it's awful. God help me! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #68 July 22, 2004 Quotemainly b/c i have to trim about 3 times a day...it's awful. God help me! Try to get an even trim and just go for the Saddam Hussein look. I knew a girl who was careless about her other trimming and took first prize in a Fidel Castro lookalike contest. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skychicki 0 #69 July 22, 2004 Most of them think we're all stupid. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #70 July 22, 2004 QuoteQuote Ok, I'll bite. I can't stand men who expect sex, etc. in return for something nice they've done for you. I can't stand a man that doesn't give up sex when I've done something nice for him. Hmmm.. Funny! ... I've never had that problem! .. ... ahem!... but..I have a pet peeve when you feel you have to be all sneaky to get his moss eaten, ripped underwear in the garbage and replaced before he gets home, or he seems bewildered by some sort of loss that he can't quite place in his mind. _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #71 July 22, 2004 QuoteI hate it when guys tell you what they think we want to hear instead of what's actually going on in their heads. This doesn't exactly foster trust in a relationship and things go downhill from there. Us women are big girls, we can take it, and if we get pissy at you, deal with it Jen Umm no that's not right. I'm as honest as can be and when ever I get asked a question I give an honest answer, many women DON'T like that much "Does this dress make my butt look fat" No dear... the 25lbs of adipose tissue sitting on your hips make ya butt look fatYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #72 July 22, 2004 QuoteMost of them think we're all stupid. Yeah, it's the 9 out of 10 that ruin it for the rest. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #73 July 22, 2004 Quoteget his moss eaten, ripped underwear He has "moss" in his underwear? That explains the rash. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #74 July 22, 2004 QuoteI can't stand a man who says he is gonna do something and then never FOLLOWS THROUGH with it..... HEY!!! You said you were married - so - THAT doesn't count!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #75 July 22, 2004 QuoteQuoteget his moss eaten, ripped underwear He has "moss" in his underwear? That explains the rash. ooops! MOTH, MOTH.... I meant to say moth eaten underwear! ... damn wine!!_______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
