Remster 26 #51 August 30, 2004 I had that wav a long time ago and cant find it online anymore.... Was my favorite pick-me-up to play on the computer... Mooooooo!Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tonto 1 #52 August 30, 2004 What have the Romans ever done for us? tIt's the year of the Pig. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #53 August 30, 2004 QuoteWatery bints hanging around in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government! if i went around calling myself Emperor just because some watery tart lobbed a scimitar at me......____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quatorze 1 #54 August 30, 2004 So shes a goer AY? Quote Quote"Nudge-Nudge, . Say no more... say no more... wink, wink Winks as good as a nudge to a one eyed bat I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
teason 0 #55 August 30, 2004 You can't have babies! You haven't got a womb! Where's the baby gonna gestate, in a box?!? I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #57 August 30, 2004 Are you the Judean People's Front?Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #58 August 31, 2004 QuoteAre you the Judean People's Front? NO We are the People's Front of Judea Wealease Bwian I'm Brian and so is my wifeYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adamjenner 0 #59 August 31, 2004 man: I don't see it that way, Geoff. Let me tell you what I think we're dealing with here, a potentially positive learning experience... Grim Reaper: Shut up! Shut up you American. You always talk, you americans, you talk and you talk and say 'Let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say this', Well you're dead now, so shut up!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 136 #60 August 31, 2004 Quotefetcher la vache! quoi? fetcher la vache! go get the cow !!!scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #61 August 31, 2004 QuoteQuoteAre you the Judean People's Front? NO We are the People's Front of Judea I thought we were the Popular Front?____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
champu 1 #62 August 31, 2004 Tell me... Yessir? Have you... in fact... got any cheese here at all? Yessir. Really? No. Not really, sir. You haven't. Nossir. Not a scrap. I was deliberately wasting your time, sir. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cais 0 #63 August 31, 2004 QuoteOhhhhhhhhhhh.... I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK, I sleep all night and I work all day! I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatory. On Wednesdays I go shopping, and eat butter scones for tea. I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press wildflowers. I put on women's clothing, and hangs around in bars. I cut down trees, I wear high heels, suspenders and a bra. I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear Papa. I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK, I sleep all night and I work all day! Recited from memory, of course ;-).HS Student waiting for his 18th birthday... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dougiefresh 0 #64 August 31, 2004 Quote Watery bints hanging around in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government! Oh, take it to speaker's corner already! We are no longer the knights who say NEE. We are now the knights who say icky icky wa poot saw bang pa tow buvle.... Oh knights who say... who until so recently said NEE... Yes, from memory. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimbarry 0 #65 August 31, 2004 --we'll see if this one gets moved to speakers corner-- An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition. No it isn't. Yes. it is. It's not just contradiction. Look, if I argue with you, I must take up a contrary position. But that's not just saying, "No it isn't." Yes it is. No it isn't. An argument is an intellectual process. Contradiction is just the automatic naysaying of any statement the other person makes. No it isn't. Yes it is. Not at all. Now look... --ding-- Good day. What? That's it. Good day. It was just getting interesting. Sorry, the five minutes is up. That was never five minutes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #66 August 31, 2004 QuoteQuoteQuoteAre you the Judean People's Front? NO We are the People's Front of Judea I thought we were the Popular Front? "PFFT! ... Judean People's Front... Wankers!" --Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #67 August 31, 2004 QuoteBROTHER: "And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'" There was a great t-shirt once that basicaly replaced the word grenade with "hook turn". Loved it.---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #68 August 31, 2004 Now, go check out "History of the World, Part I" classic!Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverkaz 0 #69 August 31, 2004 "the knights who say ni" is one of my favourites, as is the "tis but a scratch" scene... monty python is good!!!If you're gona skate on thin ice, you might as well dance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stumpy 256 #70 August 31, 2004 Brian - My father was a Roman Caesar - A Wo-man you say? Brian - no no no, a Roman ...Caesar stwikes him vewy woughly.... I don't think that should be Blasphemy - my wife and i had just finished dinner, and all i said was, "that piece of Halibut was good enough for Jehovah"! Never try to eat more than you can lift Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adamjenner 0 #71 August 31, 2004 do you find something funny about my friends name....bigus dickus? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stumpy 256 #72 August 31, 2004 he wanks among the highest in Wome!Never try to eat more than you can lift Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #73 August 31, 2004 Help! Help! I'm being opressed!! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adamjenner 0 #74 August 31, 2004 Stop! Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #75 August 31, 2004 Whatever happened to the Popular Front of Judea? He's over there. .... SPLITERS! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
