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What do you do right before sex?

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Locate the escape routes, and emergency exits. Find out if I'm sitting in an over wing exit row. Read the saftey infor mation card located in the seat back pocket infront of me. Make sure I know to don my mask before that of a child or an adult acting like a child in the event of a loss of cabin pressure. Discover that my seat cusion can be used as a flotation device.


That's not weird is it?
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Well now we know what most of you do after sex. So what do you do before sex?

Close the car door?
Wake up?
Beg?
Drive to the tenderloin?



Close the inflation valve?
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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Try to read the expiration date on the condom wrapper in the dark...



That's weird. Do all guys use condoms when they're killing kittens?




:P That's only temporary. Hopefully there will be another girl along directly, though this is the longest I've been free (little more than 2 weeks) in a couple of years so I'm enjoying it while it lasts. Oh. Why would you check the expiration date if you were killing kittens anyway? Hehhe.

Dixie
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