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The "Random Movie Quote" Thread

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Tom Scoggins: One night seems like a week. Preacher: Relativity.
Tom Scoggins: What?
Preacher: Einstein's theory of relativity. Put your hands on a hot pan, a second can seem like an hour. Grab hold of a hot woman, an hour can seem like a second, it's all relative.
Tom Scoggins: You know, I spent four years at Cal Tech, and that's the best physics explanation I've ever heard.

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or whatever other grunting noises he makes (best seen in total recall when he's out on mars with his head expanding)




BBWWWAAHAHAHAHAHA, or when he's pulling that huge "bugger" off his nose?
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I jump with a buddy named Laing. Besides jumping, he does Industrial Rock, and among other things Ahnold impersonations.
He built a whole verson of the Juicy Fruit commercial theme based on Ahnold's "Stick Around". The lyrics are hilarious, something about kill you when you pop it in your mouth. Wish I had a recording, aggie can attest.
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hahaha oh man...

And ferret...I would love to hear that too. oh well maybe you can get a recording sometime!

Arnold quotes are the best! We'd just go off eachother one after another with the quotes

I remember renting 3 arnold movies and sitting with a pad of paper and actually writing down any quotes i heard haha pathetic huh? but when you need new material :D:D

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hahaha oh man...

And ferret...I would love to hear that too. oh well maybe you can get a recording sometime!

Arnold quotes are the best! We'd just go off eachother one after another with the quotes

I remember renting 3 arnold movies and sitting with a pad of paper and actually writing down any quotes i heard haha pathetic huh? but when you need new material :D:D



How about this ;)
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Mr. White : [shouting] That's your proof?
Joe : You don't need proof when you have instinct.

Mr. Brown : O.K., let me tell you what Like a Virgin's about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.
Mr. Blue : How many dicks is that?
Mr. White : A lot.

Mr. Pink : Somebody's shoved a red-hot poker up our ass, and I want to know whose name is on the handle!

Mr. Blonde has cut off Marvin's ear and begins talking into it
Mr. Blonde : Hey what's goin' on? Can you hear that?

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Oedipus Rex - GIVE TO OEDIPUS! Hey, Josephus!

Josephus - Hey mother fucker..




Marcus van Dictus - I am your servant.

Empress Nympho - Ah, but the servant waits while the master baits!




King Louis - they are my people! PULL!!




Moses - the Lord, the Lord Jehovah has given to you the fifteen . . . TEN! Ten Commandments for all to obey!


My wife is hotter than your wife.

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"If you want food, you take the food, why don't you take the woman El guapo?"



"You cannot force open the petals of a flower. When it is ready, it opens itself up to you."

"So, when do you think Carmen will open herself up to you?"

"Tonight - or I will KILL HER!"


My wife is hotter than your wife.

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"If you want food, you take the food, why don't you take the woman El guapo?"



"You cannot force open the petals of a flower. When it is ready, it opens itself up to you."

"So, when do you think Carmen will open herself up to you?"

"Tonight - or I will KILL HER!"



CLASSIC!!!! :D
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