prepheckt 0 #51 January 25, 2005 How about, that's a great shirt, but I think it'll look better on my floor."Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #52 January 25, 2005 QuoteHow about, that's a great shirt, but I think it'll look better on my floor. OMG!!! That one is great! Think it'll work for both sexes?Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #53 January 25, 2005 QuoteQuoteHow about, that's a great shirt, but I think it'll look better on my floor. OMG!!! That one is great! Think it'll work for both sexes? Only one way to find outI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #54 January 25, 2005 QuoteOMG!!! That one is great! Think it'll work for both sexes? ------------------------------------------------------------ Only one way to find out Once again, is this a threat, an offer or a promise? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 135 #55 January 25, 2005 a nice line heard from a girl at a South African boogie... "There's a party in my mouth, wanna come ?? "scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #56 January 25, 2005 QuoteQuoteOMG!!! That one is great! Think it'll work for both sexes? ------------------------------------------------------------ Only one way to find out Once again, is this a threat, an offer or a promise? Yep!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #57 January 25, 2005 TEASE!!!Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #58 January 25, 2005 QuoteTEASE!!! You haven't been on the forums long have you?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #59 January 25, 2005 What's your point? Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #60 January 25, 2005 QuoteWhat's your point? GIYF I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflyswc 0 #61 January 25, 2005 how about "do you want to get a pizza and fuck?? no? ok, we'll skip the pizza" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflyswc 0 #62 January 25, 2005 or "Do you know the difference between sex and a sandwich?? no? well can I take you to lunch sometime!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #63 January 25, 2005 Quoteor "Do you know the difference between sex and a sandwichSAMMICH? NO?? well can I take you to lunch sometime!" there I fixed it for ya.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #64 January 25, 2005 That is the greatest pickup line ever!!! I'm so using that! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #65 January 26, 2005 Quote That is the greatest pickup line ever!!! I'm so using that! So what time am I meeting you for lunch? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gravityizsexy 0 #66 January 26, 2005 I approach like: ma, whats your age and type? then proceed to tell her what the 80's is like and tell her I know what the ladies like, needs a man who's polite, listens, and takes advice, I got all three, plus I can lay the pipe come with me, come stay the night.... and then...... YAAAAAYYY!!!! <---- (Rum and Cokin' it 2night) "'Someday is not a day in my week'" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #67 January 26, 2005 QuoteRum and Cokin' it 2night With a line like that I might have expected Courvaisse. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #68 January 26, 2005 QuoteQuoteRum and Cokin' it 2night With a line like that I might have expected Courvaisse. Ya mean..Courvasier? liqueur?mmmm...a "french connection" sounds really f'n goooooood about now _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #69 January 26, 2005 QuoteYa mean..Courvasier? liqueur? Yes.........as in Leon Phelps.........The Ladies Man! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpwally 0 #70 January 26, 2005 That is the best...........................smile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #71 January 26, 2005 QuoteSo what time am I meeting you for lunch? Is 2 tomorrow good for you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #72 January 26, 2005 QuoteIs 2 tomorrow good for you? Well...........if you had called.....YES. It would have been perfect. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tearseyes 0 #73 January 31, 2005 I saw this thread last week and last night i got told the most offensive pick up line. I was out with my sister and thie guy comes up to us and says "You see the b***** behind you they have confidence and you don't " then he proceeds to tell me that he has been watching me all night and that I look pathetic dancing and that i would look much better if i was dancing with him. I wanted to kick him in places that would really hurt...i was so offended. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
windcatcher 0 #74 January 31, 2005 what a jerk! that's no pickup line; he needs a good spankin from his mama ( and probably gets em) Mother to the cutest little thing in the world... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #75 January 31, 2005 QuoteIt's definitely not new, but I've personally seen the "Wanna fuck? No? Then I guess a blowjob is out of the question" line used successfully... oh shit....reminds me of a nightmare... My nephew used that on a girl a bar - she angrily turned him down... Later I see her talking to her gorilla of a "boyfriend" and pointing toward us...he charges over and grabs, guess who....fortunately, she hurried over to tell him that I was not the one she was pointing at..... whew! My life passed before me in 0.2 seconds..... Newphew kicked the crap out of himMy reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
