RkyMtnHigh 0 #1 January 25, 2005 Met a girl from Chicago in my training class that said that "You'd look hot on a cracker" was the latest pickup line She's shittin' me,right? What's the best/newest pickup lines you use or are hearing? _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #2 January 25, 2005 Quote"You'd look hot on a cracker" What's wrong with Clam on a Cracker? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #3 January 25, 2005 QuoteQuote"You'd look hot on a cracker" What's wrong with Clam on a Cracker? uh...Clay...that smells..you're tellin her she STINKS! Not a good move if ya wanna pick 'er up _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #4 January 25, 2005 Quoteyou're tellin her she STINKS! Hey.........good clams have little to NO smell. Especially the bearded variety. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #5 January 25, 2005 QuoteQuoteyou're tellin her she STINKS! Hey.........good clams have little to NO smell. Especially the bearded variety. sooooooooo....you're assuming she'd be a clam expert? _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #6 January 25, 2005 Quotesooooooooo....you're assuming she'd be a clam expert? No...........I'm assuming she trims her clam appropriately! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NightJumper 0 #7 January 25, 2005 Quotesooooooooo....you're assuming she'd be a clam expert?Nope, but what she said makes sense and I have heard it used before. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #8 January 25, 2005 QuoteQuotesooooooooo....you're assuming she'd be a clam expert? No...........I'm assuming she trims her clam appropriately! Ok...fine..got me that shit's funny Clay..I give. Get your ass down to Florida! Haven't seen you since Mardi Gras dude _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #9 January 25, 2005 QuoteQuotesooooooooo....you're assuming she'd be a clam expert?Nope, but what she said makes sense and I have heard it used before. Whoa! so Mike! you've actually used that line too? You only whispered *sweet nuthins* in my ear and I have the tshirt to prove it..but uh..it's a lil tight..I mean small _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #10 January 25, 2005 QuoteGet your ass down to Florida! Haven't seen you since Mardi Gras dude Hey hey hey.........I have to hang out till Wed to quit my job. Plus I have a BOATLOAD of paperwork to complete. I should be down by the weekend though. Where ya want to jump? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #11 January 25, 2005 QuoteQuoteGet your ass down to Florida! Haven't seen you since Mardi Gras dude Hey hey hey.........I have to hang out till Wed to quit my job. Plus I have a BOATLOAD of paperwork to complete. I should be down by the weekend though. Where ya want to jump? We can do "Da Chasin Blue Skies Tour"..Sebastian, Lake Wales, Titusville, Deland, back to Zhills, and call it a kickass tour..that is if you could stand being in an SUV that long with me..PM me for references _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NightJumper 0 #12 January 25, 2005 QuoteWhoa! so Mike! you've actually used that line too?Okay I will use small words. I said that I have heard it used before. I have never had to use such a saying. And you should know since I got you into the tight shirt without having to say anything like that! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #13 January 25, 2005 QuoteQuoteWhoa! so Mike! you've actually used that line too?Okay I will use small words. I said that I have heard it used before. I have never had to use such a saying. And you should know since I got you into the tight shirt without having to say anything like that! smartass nah..you just whispered sweet nuthins _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #14 January 25, 2005 Quotethat is if you could stand being in an SUV that long with me..PM me for references I'm not sure........can I massage your thighs and maybe lay my head in your lap while you drive? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #15 January 25, 2005 QuoteQuotethat is if you could stand being in an SUV that long with me..PM me for references I'm not sure........can I massage your thighs and maybe lay my head in your lap while you drive? Lemme clarify...YOU drive! I only drive if I have to..even if it's my own car..so I lay my head in YOUR lap Clay _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NightJumper 0 #16 January 25, 2005 QuoteI'm not sure........can I massage your thighs and maybe lay my head in your lap while you drive?WOW, that should make her feel like that special someone! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #17 January 25, 2005 "Nice shoes." ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #18 January 25, 2005 QuoteQuoteI'm not sure........can I massage your thighs and maybe lay my head in your lap while you drive?WOW, that should make her feel like that special someone! ROTFLMAO!!! Mike...you know me so well... _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #19 January 25, 2005 Quoteso I lay my head in YOUR lap Clay DEAL...........you don't mind if I unzip first right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #20 January 25, 2005 Quote"Nice shoes." Good SAVE!!!! Thanks...back on topic: HELLO!!! It's about pickup lines? What are the new ones? _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #21 January 25, 2005 QuoteQuoteso I lay my head in YOUR lap Clay DEAL...........you don't mind if I unzip first right? ....a sphincter sez whhhaaaat? _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NightJumper 0 #22 January 25, 2005 Sorry guys, it's check mate! The one and only correct answer has been PM'd to her and she will verify it if she is honest! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #23 January 25, 2005 Yep..you're right... but I still wanna hear/see the best pickup lines that are either funny as hell and/or that are used out there _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #24 January 25, 2005 QuoteIt's about pickup lines? What are the new ones? "OMG.........You are so incredibly beautiful. Can we just talk for awhile?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #25 January 25, 2005 QuoteQuoteIt's about pickup lines? What are the new ones? "OMG.........You are so incredibly beautiful. Can we just talk for awhile?" ....and ...has THAT ONE Worked yet? unless she's wasted..she's gotta see thru THAT ONE _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
