seekfun 0 #1 February 12, 2005 So, today I'm enjoying the ride up. Someone gets out at 4,000 for a hop 'n' pop and the poor pilot's entire McDonalds meal goes out the door too (burger, fries, and Coke). I'm wondering - what's the funniest thing you've seen going out the door? I know this can be a serious matter, but it's funny too."...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #2 February 12, 2005 At a different DZ, different 182... The pilots seatbelt had come undone and unbolted. Opened the door and BAM the seatbelt was fluttering through the sky.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRick 0 #3 February 12, 2005 Was he going to eat his meal or did he already eat it when it went out the door. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #4 February 12, 2005 That's funny - nice one .... Still, it could have been MUCH worse ....... he could have actually go to eat it! Thank god for gravity! (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #5 February 12, 2005 Thank God it wasn't the pilot!!!! Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimbarry 0 #6 February 13, 2005 Six pack of Bud Light Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
champu 1 #7 February 13, 2005 QuoteSix pack of Bud Light but only cause the pilot was chasing it, otherwise that's six counts of high-altitude party foul right there. The funniest things I've seen go out the door have all been really really badly funneled exits. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 1,644 #8 February 13, 2005 A guy in handcuffs and chains.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpinfarmer 0 #9 February 13, 2005 I wasn't on the load but, I know of a pair of panties that went out of an Otter above Niagra County a couple years ago. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #10 February 13, 2005 Gogglesnteeth. BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!! I have to get him back somehow for beating me to 2 hours ff time...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freakshow 0 #11 February 13, 2005 an instructor still attached to the seat belt....only funny cause it turned out ok B.L. (the brain) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #12 February 13, 2005 Jimbo throwing out bits of toilet paper during CRW exits out of the Otter at last year's Toadsucker reunion boogie. They were swirling around before getting sucked out with the rest of us. He also bounced a tennis ball off the back wall of the Otter, which then ricocheted off a fellow crwdog's forehead, then out the door... oops... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slowfaller 0 #13 February 13, 2005 Skreamer, 3 miles away from the DZ. Seen via video but funny nonetheless Chris --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerm 0 #14 February 13, 2005 hmmm.. some of us were going up for an atmophere chicken jump... we had one of the noise-making rubber chickens.... well someone got annoyed at it in the plane and tossed it out the door. blue skies, mr chicken. Landing without injury is not necessarily evidence that you didn't fuck up... it just means you got away with it this time Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #15 February 13, 2005 A Cow. (Fiberglass, but full size) A Jet Ski. A Keg.---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobsled92 0 #16 February 13, 2005 *at MAYTOWN (both events) a girl/student (22jumps)go out the door out weighing the coach by 50% ...and zoom she was gone! like a hot rock. (I went head down and tight=still didn't catch up) also, "last guy out" take the pilot's keys in a c-182...I was on the step (and didn't find the humor but, they thought it was funny)_______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Breezejunky 0 #17 February 13, 2005 Following through on a drunken "I will if you will" type dare made at the campfire the night before, a guy and a girl doing naked inverted rodeo from a 182 (and it was -15C on the ground at the time!) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #18 February 13, 2005 QuoteFunniest Thing You've Seen Go Out The Door Oh hell what was his name? Bwahhhhhhh Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobsled92 0 #19 February 13, 2005 3years ago (*& not halloween) I saw a "TOUGH GUY" go for his 1st jump and his group and skyvideographer were filming everything. I threw on my Whinnie the Pooh suit and sat on his lap to altitude and was in EVERY shot.(remember my old suit?)_______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KevinMcGuire 0 #20 February 13, 2005 Years ago I was riding right seat in an otter that my friend was flying. He was flying for a company that was doing drop tests using very large and very heavy boxs contaning electronic equipment which were being pushed out on static lines. As each box left, we could feel the plane lurch a bit untill finally all the boxes were all gone. A moment later, the guy in back pushing stuck his head into the cockpit and said "Can you please call down to the guys on the ground and let them know that I forgot to hook up the static line up th the last one? They might want to find some cover? Thanks" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riggerrob 558 #21 February 13, 2005 The aircraft journey logbook! Well, almost lost ... The first time I flew jumpers with a Cessna 172, I took most of the door, seats, junk, etc. out of the plane and asked a skydiver to take one last look. Big mistake! He saw the aircraft journey logbook (aka. maintenance records) back there, but left it in the plane. After the last jumpers left, I dove the plane. As I was picking up airspeed, I noticed something floating towards the open door. Luckily I grabbed the logbook just before it disappeared! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
selbbub78 0 #22 February 13, 2005 QuoteJimbo throwing out bits of toilet paper during CRW exits out of the Otter at last year's Toadsucker reunion boogie. They were swirling around before getting sucked out with the rest of us. He also bounced a tennis ball off the back wall of the Otter, which then ricocheted off a fellow crwdog's forehead, then out the door... oops... kinda along the same lines, but jimbo trailing streamers out of the plane at last year's CSS 4th of july boogie. I found it funny, since he asked me in the back of the plane to ask the pilots to hold the other end of the streamer. AND THEY DID! CReW SKies,"Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone "The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote) "The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
