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You've got a good point there. I guess that would be the only way you could fake it. Well, I guess you could just say it was a dry heave or a misfire
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QuoteI don't know how a guy would fake it.
OrangeJumper, Spit on his back and head off to the bathroom...
QuoteQuoteI don't know how a guy would fake it.
OrangeJumper, Spit on his back and head off to the bathroom...
Excuse me??? His back?? I hope that was a typo
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QuoteI would NOT fake it. If I can't cum they aren't doing their damn job. Try harder. Bring a friend over to help if you have to.
But they keep demonstrating on how to cum quickly -- can't you follow an example?
well, if you're inside, then she doesn't know, especially if you're wearing a condom.QuoteI don't know how a guy would fake it. Considering the creamy substance that is projected during our orgasims.
There's this Taoist sexual technique where a man draws the energy up his spine & cycles it thru his body so he can have an orgasm without ejaculation. Or just really prolong the sex, and then ejaculate, after getting the woman off. Sometimes though, I'll be doing this for awhile & then I'll find that I've gotten to the point where I'm NOT going to, uh, finish. The sex is still fantastic, nevertheless. It's not ALL about the squirty thing, anyway.
and sometimes for whatever reason, a woman just isn't going to orgasm. Not anybody's "fault", just not gonna happen this time.
And anyway, nobody gives anybody else an orgasm. You simply have one or you don't. It takes two to tango.
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actually when I saw the title of this thread, I thought it was about calling in sick when you're not really.
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QuoteAnd that, right there, is why I've faked it the few times I have. If I'm tired and you wanna keep plugging along until I reach the (often unreachable) big O, I'll find a way to make both of us happy: faking it
We've got a bingo. If the guy just won't give up after i've told him to stop, i fake it.
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Don't think i ever had a faker.
That's what YOU think!
Not saying that I know or anything... just that in the grand scheme of things, odds are not in your favor...
Elvisio "my O face" Rodriguez
funny story... well it may not be funny to you but it is to me so I'm going to waste your time with it. So there I was... in the middle of the first time with this particular young pretty thing while I'm in college... SOMETHING happens underneath me and I'm like WTF? Well, turns out that it was her attempt at faking an O. Later in the evening I managed to get my shit together and make the real thing happen and the two were so completely different that the fakeness of the first one was painfully obvious. Nothing was ever said but we both knew what had happened, it was all I could do to not rub her nose in it. So....
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For screwing things up bad enough at the get-go that she felt the need to fake it...
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for rallying to the cause and catching her in the deception!
Elvisio "it happens to all guys, right?" Rodriguez
For screwing things up bad enough at the get-go that she felt the need to fake it... and for rallying to the cause and catching her in the deception! Elvisio "it happens to all guys, right?" Rodriguez
cocheese 0
How about the ones that don't tell you they had an orgasm.
Why would a guy stop if he thought she had an orgasm ?
I just keep going til she puts my head in the vice grip leg lock.
" ok , i give. putting tounge away now."
Why would a guy stop if he thought she had an orgasm ?
I just keep going til she puts my head in the vice grip leg lock.
" ok , i give. putting tounge away now."
jtval 0
Quoteif any girls put the have never ever ever faked it something is wrong
why? just cuase you can't get em off doesn't mean they are broken! HAHAH!
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I don't think it is possible for a guy to fake it. Once we've cummed, we're pretty useless for a little while until we can recover. As for women, well I wouldn't know what you girls go through. But it is my understanding that many women have faked it one time or another.
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blackdog 0
QuoteHow about the ones that don't tell you they had an orgasm.
That is an excellent point for a new thread: Who's a screamer or silent wimperer?
jtval 0
QuoteHow about the ones that don't tell you they had an orgasm.
there are many tell tale signs of a hardcore orgasm. if its just a small one than those are easy to fake
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QuoteQuoteHow about the ones that don't tell you they had an orgasm.
That is an excellent point for a new thread: Who's a screamer or silent wimperer?
If you're going to do that, you'd have to have either another new thread or additional choices such as...oh...I don't know...scratcher or biter?
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LOL, yep some women are loud, some are quiet!QuoteHow about the ones that don't tell you they had an orgasm.
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That is an excellent point for a new thread: Who's a screamer or silent wimperer?
I remember going at it for a long while, only to have her tell me "I came ten minutes ago!"
women like that should have one of those little plastic thermometer thingies implanted in their foreheads that pop up when they're done!
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women like that should have one of those little plastic thermometer thingies implanted in their foreheads that pop up when they're done!
No, no, they do! Watch the Nipples to know when she's done...LMFAO(i m sorry for that one, BUT NOT ASHAMED!)LMFAO
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Oh ya... no problem knowing when I'm there, I think the whole neighborhood knows!
Really, I don't know how some people can stay quiet. Makes me think theirs just aren't much good... I mean, how can U be in total ectasy and not let out some sort of groan or scream?? I don't get it.
I have never faked. But I probably would under certain circumstances. Like if its just a one night stand, I don't need to educate this guy on how to do it right if we're just in for a quickie. But if it was my regular partner, theres no freakin way I'd fake it! If he gets off, so do I!!
Really, I don't know how some people can stay quiet. Makes me think theirs just aren't much good... I mean, how can U be in total ectasy and not let out some sort of groan or scream?? I don't get it.
I have never faked. But I probably would under certain circumstances. Like if its just a one night stand, I don't need to educate this guy on how to do it right if we're just in for a quickie. But if it was my regular partner, theres no freakin way I'd fake it! If he gets off, so do I!!
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