skymama 35 #1 March 15, 2005 I went for an eye exam yesterday because my children are tired of reading small print for me. I have to get...bifocals. Bifocals! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunflower 0 #2 March 15, 2005 I prefer "gracefull maturation!" "Practise random kindness and senseless acts of beauty." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tonto 1 #3 March 15, 2005 No Way! I just use the force. I figure when I start hooking it in - I need glasses. tIt's the year of the Pig. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #4 March 15, 2005 A milf with bifocals ? Sexy ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #5 March 15, 2005 Get the no-line bi-focals!!! Noone will notice! Ive been wearing them for some time. Also, you dont get a skip when suddenly looking up or down. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #6 March 15, 2005 You're neither old nor ugly. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dumpster 0 #7 March 15, 2005 Age - Old - It's all a state of mind - I got the same news last time I went in for an exam, too. I talked the doc into letting me slide one more year - Then a week or so ago I see a TV ad for some sort of multifocal sort of contact lenses. Maybe something like that will work for you? Easy Does It Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyyhi 0 #8 March 15, 2005 Andrea, I had to get them this year also. WAAAAAA. . .I went for the no line ones and NO ONE knows unless I say something. . .________________________________________ Take risks not to escape life… but to prevent life from escaping. ~ A bumper sticker at the DZ FGF #6 Darcy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #9 March 15, 2005 QuoteI prefer "gracefull maturation!" ooooooooh, did I read that wrong.....It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sfzombie13 310 #10 March 15, 2005 i get old next year. the true test is when your best friend is dating a girl half his age and it's legal. in your case substitue boy for girl. by the way, if that's you in the avatar, you're way hot, even if you are old. and if the bifocals give you a complex, get prk and then you just need reading glasses. i had it done in 02 and it's the best thing i ever did, i went from 20/200 to 20/15. don't get the lasik, cause if you get hit in the eye hard enough, you're retina could detach causing permanent blindness._________________________________________ Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #11 March 15, 2005 I have two glasses. One for small print and one for distance. I refuse to accept that I'm getting old.May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #12 March 15, 2005 Get sexy glasses like the ones i got last week. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blueskyserenity 0 #13 March 15, 2005 QuoteA milf with bifocals ? Sexy ! I was thinking the same thing! Love the sig line Skymama. See you in Dublin!!I like coconuts. You can break them open and they smell like ladies lying in the sun! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #14 March 15, 2005 Quotethe true test is when your best friend is dating a girl half his age and it's legal. Hell, that's a goal of mine. Except substitute "best friend" for "Me", and dating for "having hanging from the chandelier, every room and rooftop, illegal in most countries, immoral to most religions, wild monkey sex". 35 was when I could run for office, but not after some of the boogies I've been to now. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #15 March 15, 2005 Wow.........you must already be able to feel deaths cold clammy hand on your shoulder. No worries though.......you are still FIRMLY in the MILF category. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ltdiver 3 #16 March 15, 2005 QuoteI have two glasses. One for small print and one for distance. I refuse to accept that I'm getting old. Oh...do you have that sexy little chain to hold them around your neck, too? ltdiver Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #17 March 15, 2005 Quotedo you have that sexy little chain to hold them around your neck, too? She does......and it's so damn hot! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christelsabine 1 #18 March 15, 2005 QuoteI went for an eye exam yesterday because my children are tired of reading small print for me. I have to get...bifocals. Bifocals! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! No drama on that! Just see the sunny side in wearing glasses: Until now, you only were a good looking girl. From now on, you are a good and interesting looking girl That's what I told myself 3 yrs ago daily. Today, I believe me. No more bloody cuts in the finger when preparing vegetables, no blue marks on the hips left & right when passing chairs, cupboards, table edgings..... I see all cristal clear with the eyes of an eagle Christel dudeist skydiver # 3105 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #19 March 15, 2005 QuoteQuoteI have two glasses. One for small print and one for distance. I refuse to accept that I'm getting old. Oh...do you have that sexy little chain to hold them around your neck, too? ltdiver And I thought you were my friend. Clay, you just got some gold stars after you name nowMay your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bouda 0 #20 March 15, 2005 skymama you have nothing to worry about from that avitar i think you will look just great in glasses. Look what i made at work today mom!! Put it on the fridge http://www.bouda.moonfruit.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,166 #21 March 15, 2005 You're not old. Repeat after me -- you're just smart enough now to ask for help when you need it, rather than letting yourself be kept from things you want to do. Like reading the dessert menu Wendy W. (who wears dime-store glasses, but only when I'm tired! There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lemonjelly 0 #22 March 15, 2005 I felt the same way when I was asked for my 'doctor's Certificate' at the DZ ************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ltdiver 3 #23 March 15, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteI have two glasses. One for small print and one for distance. I refuse to accept that I'm getting old. Oh...do you have that sexy little chain to hold them around your neck, too? ltdiver And I thought you were my friend. Clay, you just got some gold stars after you name now Ah, man...thought you were part of the 'sexy chain club' like me now. ltdiver Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #24 March 15, 2005 QuoteAh, man...thought you were part of the 'sexy chain club' like me now. Well, since you put it that way, I'll have to run to the store and get me a chain.May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jceman 1 #25 March 15, 2005 TLML has worn bifocals for years (the lineless sort, of course) and I wore bifocals way back in 4th grade, so it has nothing to do with your age. Besides, Andrea, you strike me as very similar to Sophia Loren; you're gorgeous now and you'll be gorgeous when you're 75 (and we all know that's like 50 years from now.) So suck it up and quityerbitchen. $ to the late Ann Landers. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
