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List Your Favorite "B" Movie

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The best B movie is obviously "Crippled Masters"! Hands down!
Short summary for those not familiar:
"Two men skilled in the arts of Kung-Fu are betrayed by their master and crippled for life, one left with no arms and the other with no legs. Despite their obvious disadvantages, they learn to combine their martial arts skills and seek revenge against the evil master."

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UHF! I loved that movie when I was growing up!

Ginny



Hell yes!!! Classic Lines:

What's in that closet?
It says Supplies.
Oh.
(Chinese karate dudes break out of the door and yell): "Supplise" :D:D

Bob: How could you do this to me? I knew this was gonna happen.
George Newman: You're right, Bob. I'm sorry. What can I say? I-I'm a miserable worthless hunk of slime. Here, I want you to take this crowbar and just bash my head right in. Go ahead. Really. Just BASH my head right in.
Bob: George, you know I can't do that. You still owe me 5 bucks.
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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UHF! I loved that movie when I was growing up!

Ginny



Ditto!! Al Yankovic is one heck of a funny guy! And wasn't that movie the first acting role that guy from Seinfeld (Kramer) had?
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Actually he started out on Fridays (skit show like SNL)

Trivia:
During one memorable episode, broadcast live, guest star Andy Kaufman broke character during a sketch. He got into a shoving match with Michael Richards which degenerated into an on-camera brawl. It was later revealed that this was a set-up and Kaufman and some of the brawl participants were in on the gag, but most of the cast and crew were caught completely off-guard.
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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backdoor sluts 9

was that a B movie??;)



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airport '79 - the concorde. soooo bad it was funny!



Was that the one where the pilot had to make evasive manuevers to avoid air-to-air missiles fired at it?



yup, that was the one. doing barrel rolls and loop-the-loops with a concorde. i was reading on imdb about it, and the plane they rented for the move was actually the one that crashed.

and to whoever mentioned 'fast times', i don't consider that a b movie, it rocked! it was how i wish my high school days went!

another good b movie was friday the 13th part 3 in 3d!
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Well if we're going by cheap production as defining B movies then Clerks would be my favorite. But my favorite bad movie is Hudson Hawk.
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Dead/Alive



LOL! All time classic! Peter Jackson was pretty unknown when he directed it. He's gone on to other things (I heard the Lord of the Rings Trilogy is decent, though I haven't seen any of them).

It occupies a strange space - when extreme gore is extremely funny. The slaughter of a room full of zombies with the main weapon being a lawn mower is indicative of this cinematic wonder.

The nurse whose head keeps tipping over. The greatest character - a kung-fu priest whose mantra is, "I kick ass in the name of the Lord." Or another classic line, "Your mom ate my dog." "Not all of it."

Jeez. I haven't seen that movie in ten years. I need to rent it..:D


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the main weapon being a lawn mower is indicative of this cinematic wonder.



For some reason, I thought of the movie "Lawnmower Man" with Jeff Fahey...

boy was that a weird one or what?! :o:D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Hi MSC,
Well when it comes to "B" movies, like where's the dividing line?? Low Budget? Low Rent? Low Class? As far as Low Budget I would have to vote for Charlie Parker's rendition of "Twilight Zone" Only trouble is it never made it to the theaters and only some Old Fart Perris Geeks remember it!! Ask Kate Cooper if she's still at the DZ!! Otherwise my favorite "B" movie would have to be "The Gypsy Moths" with Burt and Deb. When it came out it was on the "A" list but time takes its toll!!! "And' as for the Porno side of the coin, you gotta see "Flesh Gordon!!" Anyone remember the "Pussycat Theaters??" That was before VHS!!!!!
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