kelel01 1 #1 June 2, 2005 I'd spend $1000 per weekend boogie on booze, $3000 for week long boogies. I'd buy a giant, pimp-ass RV and let everyone sleep in it, but there are two rules: 1. Puke in my RV, and you clean it up. 2. No sex unless you receive permission from me, and you can use my king size bed in the back. I can't have you waking up my other happy campers with your humping. Serious couples only, too. I'm not taking on any liability here. My band would play at larger boogies, and everyone would love us. Then after they gave autographs to everyone, they would leave so we could boogie on. What would you do if you were a rock star? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #2 June 2, 2005 QuoteWhat would you do if you were a rock star? Play music, good music, not the bullshit being put out lately.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unformed 0 #3 June 2, 2005 QuoteSerious couples only, too. I'm not taking on any liability here. what kind of rock star are you anyways? This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpchikk 0 #4 June 2, 2005 Quote What would you do if you were a rock star? Two dudes at the same time... ahhh yeah... No seriously, I would be like Avril Lavigne... pull out my guitar when some guy has pissed me off and just start singing some song about how he's torn my heart out, stomped on it a couple hundred times and then put it back into my chest... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #5 June 2, 2005 Quote2. No sex unless you receive permission from me, and you can use my king size bed in the back. I can't have you waking up my other happy campers with your humping. Serious couples only, too. I'm not taking on any liability here. This isnt clear... you mean sex with serious couples only? You re kinky....Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #6 June 2, 2005 QuoteWhat would you do if you were a rock star? I'd be upset that my hobby became my job... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpchikk 0 #7 June 2, 2005 And... I would wear really really dark eye makeup too and put different colors in my hair (I want to do that anyway)... Have my own tour bus and have all my groupies with me... we can sit around in our underwear and eat White Cheddar Cheez Its... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #8 June 2, 2005 Can I just have my own pimped out RV? You gots tha money sista! oh and I'd need a driver. Bonus if he can pack too! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RippedCord 0 #9 June 2, 2005 Quote...Two dudes at the same time... ahhh yeah... ... LOL! Sure beats the cover memos on the TPS reports. AMDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #10 June 2, 2005 Alright. That'll give more room for people to sleep. And while I was in a meeting, I thought of the "two chicks at the same time" thing. Those of you who gave serious answers are no fun. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #11 June 2, 2005 QuoteWhat Who I'd do if I were a rock star . . . There. Fixed it for ya. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IFallFast 0 #12 June 2, 2005 If I were a rock star I would make love to myself, because I would be soooo Hot! I like Beans Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #13 June 2, 2005 QuoteIf I were a rock star I would make love to myself, because I would be soooo Hot! I think the mouse would want you more then edit* oh btw. if kel was a rock star the world must have gotten misaligned.. Do you know what she sounds like? Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #14 June 2, 2005 A-hole. And I forgot to mention that I'd be the female drummer in an otherwise all-male band. NOT the lead singer. But I'd still be amazingly famous. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #15 June 2, 2005 all i wana do, what i really wana do, is to party like a rockstar.... and make sure i get a whole bowl full of the green m and m's................... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #16 June 2, 2005 I don't even wanna know what a deaf band would sound like... But if I were a rock star, I'd probably end up drinking all the booze, fucking all the mini-skirted, go-go-booted groupies, and partying all night after each concert, then disappear into rehab for a few months... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #17 June 2, 2005 Quotedrummer Drummer? No one ever lusts after the drummer! Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #18 June 2, 2005 They would if their boobies were bouncing everywhere (and they were female)! But actually, I totally dig drummers. So . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #19 June 2, 2005 I don't want to be a rock star but perhaps just be the SO of one! Yay, that's it! This way, I get all the good stuff w/out having to do anything.~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #20 June 3, 2005 QuoteAnd I forgot to mention that I'd be the female drummer in an otherwise all-male band. NOT the lead singer. But I'd still be amazingly famous. I was the drummer in a rock band when i was 19. We sucked!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #21 June 3, 2005 QuoteI was the drummer in a rock band when i was 19. Quote We sucked!! Uhhhh...its the groupies that are supposed to suck...--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #22 June 3, 2005 QuoteA-hole. And I forgot to mention that I'd be the female drummer in an otherwise all-male band. NOT the lead singer. But I'd still be amazingly famous. Kel, that is so funny because that is also my rock star fantasy! I would LOVE to be a drummer. Drummers are so cool. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mcarchangel 0 #23 June 3, 2005 Yes but if your were the drummer would you spontainouslly combust or choke to death on somebody else's vomit?------------------------------------------------------- "These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They're back! There's no choice left, and I'm ready for war." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sdctlc 0 #24 June 3, 2005 I'd tell everyone to FUCK OFF!! and laugh about the fact that they would still be trying to kiss my ass.. I would go skydive and again tell everyone to FUCK OFF and laugh when they all wanted to jump with me... No really I would, why not, 99% of the people out there would do anything to be near a famous ass hole. Unfortunanly I am just an ass hole, no fame for me.... Scott C."He who Hesitates Shall Inherit the Earth!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Avion 0 #25 June 3, 2005 Hmm... If I was a rock star, I'd have more money. Money: to goto the tunnel more. to goto jumping more. to get laid, at all let alone more to buy a goodly estate. to buy a quality car and maybe a bike too. to afford to do all the projects that I've had on hold for years. and maybe, just maybe, I could find a doctor, or anybody for that matter, to help me get healthy again Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
