hollyhjb 0 #1 August 25, 2005 As soon as I got this assignment in Human Sexuality, i knew you guys would run with it: List as many slang words you can think of for the terms breasts, penis, and sexual intercourse. Don't worry about being vulgar, using cuss words, ect. just list as many as you can. Thanks in advanced for the help."I reject your reality and substitute my own" ~Adam Savage Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dixieskydiver 0 #2 August 25, 2005 breasts: the grand tetons, tits, breateseses, melons, pillows, air bags penis: the one eyed snake, mr. happy, my most important muscle sexual intercourse: fucking, baby making, the beast with two backs (come on, I gotta get some credit for the shakespeare while drunken posting) Dixie HISPA #56 Facil Rodriguez "Scientific research has shown that 60% of the time, it works every time." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Trae 1 #3 August 25, 2005 Edited cause I thought I was first on but dixie boy beat me ..thankfully you girls have got two titties (last time I checked anyway) Breasts , puppies, boobies. bumps , mammaries, memories,bowsers,milk-taps,sqirter- spirters, boy pillows, shoulder-boulders, chesticles, pistols, guns , flowering powering pudding and pie, mites, flatties, floppies, wows, wobblers, yummy mummies, sucklees, titties, bra fillers. fakies, realies, softies, hardies, poke your eye outies,nipple mounts. lefty and righty, boobs, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #4 August 25, 2005 To quote Austin Powers on breasts: Machine Gun jubblies! As for intercourse: Makin' bacon, humping, schtupping, fucking, going at it, poking, a roll in the hay... Penis: Cock, dick, John Thomas, Willy... That's all i got, i have hangover... Have you googled this btw? I thought that would have thrown up hundreds of terms... Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #5 August 25, 2005 Fun bags,Mr. wanger.Laying pipe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skolls081102 0 #6 August 25, 2005 My favorite penis term (from the movie Varsity Blues): Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger- then theres also, wood, woody, schlong (sp), pitching a tent.... The sole intention, is learning to fly.Condition grounded, but determined to try.Can't keep my eyes from the circling skies.Tongue tied and twisted, just an Earth bound misfit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #7 August 25, 2005 This is fun!!! breasts: tah tahs, the girls, the twins, the twin peaks, mountains, implants, silicone, silicone valley penis: prick, sausage, "Mr Big", rod, pole, baby maker, hose, shaft, joystick sexual intercourse: "putting his fishies in her tank", a friendly poke, banging, grinding hips, bumping hips, fertilizing, nooky, doing what comes naturally, doing "it", pole dancing, bonking, boinking, conjugal relations, conjugal duties, wife's obligation, finding God, a "religious experience", playing hide the sausage, mounting (usually when girl on top), copulating, reproducing, doing the wild thing, popping her cherry, doing the deed, doing the nasty, playing doctor, the full meal deal, option c (if you have to pay for it) I'm sure more will come to me..."There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The111 1 #8 August 25, 2005 #3 - The old in-and-outwww.WingsuitPhotos.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #9 August 25, 2005 Breasts; fun bags, boobs, tits, melons, milk trucks, dirty pillows Penis; russell the love muscle, bologne pony, one-eyed willy, schlong, tube steak, skin boat Intercourse; horizontal mombo(spelling?), gettin sum, taking the skin boat to tuna town, banging, tappin dat ass, bumping uglies The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
j0nes 0 #10 August 25, 2005 why should we do your homework? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
panzwami 0 #11 August 25, 2005 Sir Charles, wedding tackle, and my personal favorite, the love club. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
feuergnom 22 #12 August 25, 2005 breasts: boobies? penis: dong intercourse: ahh screw you The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #13 August 25, 2005 Quotewhy should we do your homework? The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akjmpplt 0 #14 August 25, 2005 Willly the one-eyed wonder worm Purple headed warrior of love Mr Stiffy Shaft of JoySmugMug Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hollyhjb 0 #15 August 25, 2005 Quotewhy should we do your homework? The homework was to ask a bunch of people for words, not to just think of them ourselves.... besides, I thought everyone would enjoy it."I reject your reality and substitute my own" ~Adam Savage Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #16 August 25, 2005 breasts: gazongas penis: Jr. intercourse: making woopie, matress dancing... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #17 August 25, 2005 On a related note, here is a pretty decent drooling perv line: [looking into her eyes] Babe, I think what you need is one of Dr. [insert perv's name here]'s hot meat injections! [prepare for violent response] Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Knobee 0 #18 August 25, 2005 QuoteOn a related note, here is a pretty decent drooling perv line... Giggity Giggity Giggity? Those that have not jumped can not understand Those that have jumped can not explain. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spatula 0 #19 August 25, 2005 Horizontal hookie pokie????? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpergirl 0 #20 August 25, 2005 Sex? I thought it was "making tri-cycle motors." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbry 0 #21 August 25, 2005 BE back with more but for now PENIS- trouser trout-------------------------------------------------- Growing old is mandatory.Growing up is optional!! D.S.#13(Dudeist Skdiver) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NoShitThereIWas 0 #22 August 25, 2005 Boobies: Juggs, Hooters, honkers, nenes, headlights Penis: Love handle, chicken, The Little General, Gargantuan, wank, wanker, balls Sex: making whoopie, the "wild" thang, doing laundry, baking muffins, moving the hot water heater, screwing, fornicating, pounding, making love, gettin it on Great thread!Roy Bacon: "Elvises, light your fires." Sting: "Be yourself no matter what they say." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #23 August 25, 2005 QuoteOn a related note, here is a pretty decent drooling perv line: [looking into her eyes] Babe, I think what you need is one of Dr. [insert perv's name here]'s hot meat injections! [prepare for violent response] Walt _______________________________________ I personally like: 'Would you like to touch my penis?' Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycop 0 #24 August 25, 2005 Penis: Heat seeking moisture missile. I haven't seen that one yet! "Just 'cause I'm simple, don't mean I'm stewpid!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edwinsneller 0 #25 August 25, 2005 Here's Carlin's take: http://www.georgecarlin.com/dirty/2443.html--- Some days it's not even worth the effort to chew through the restraints. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
