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Bizzare Drink names...

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I was in a bar in Canada once, the following conversation took place. (I was slightly intoxicated)

Barmaid:

"Would you like sex on the pool table?"

Me

"Hell yeah!, but won't you get fired?"

Barmaid:

"Its a drink asshole"

:$:$:$
Lee _______________________________

In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy?
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Red-headed slut. :D

I went to a Halloween party a few years ago where the theme was "come as your favorite mixed drink." I went as a B-52 (beehive wig and all). My friend who came with me was in the midst of moving and whining "I don't have any time to put together a costume." My response: "You have khakis? You have a black t-shirt? You've got a costume!"
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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Tequila Stuntman:

1. Snort the salt
2. Drink the tequila
3. Squirt the lime in your eye

:o



or:
1. Rub the salt in your eye.
2. Snort the tequilla.
3. Suck the lime.

Its not for the soft hearted.B|
Lee _______________________________

In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy?
http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk

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I like Sloe Comfortable Screws...

A vodka screwdriver with a shot of Sloe gin and a shot of Southern Comfort...

A recipe for a lovely hangover.




DAMMIT!!!!! I just opened this thread back up because I thought of that one!!!

But actually, the BETTER drink is:

"A Sloe, Comfortable Screw against the Wall with Satin Pillows."

Take a Slow Comfortable Screw and add Harvey Wallbanger and I think the 'satin' is cream...;)
~Jaye
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as a bartender I have heard of many mroe drinks than I know how to make...the teq. stuntman made me laugh like hell..

matt dillon: pour whatever is in the bar mat into a shot

prarie fire: tequila and tobasco

urine sample: (one of the worst) tequilla and beer microwaved

baboons ass: aftershock and tobasco

cornhole: corn whiskey and kahlua (YUK!)

little green man from mars: jager, rumple mitnz and a green chery

alien nipple:butterscotch, baileys, and mirdori

blueballs (another yuk): blue caraco' and coffee liq

cooter cork:rasbery, aftershock, absolute grenadine

gorillas fart:vodka, 151, bannana

skid mark: kahlua, chocolate syrup.

just to name a few....

there are thousands of them though... and each name has about 20 different ways to make it... when people ask for something I dont know what it is the best thing to do is ask what color it is and if its sweet or not, and if they say the red sweet one then I make something like that and they are usually too drunk/didnt know what they were ordering to know the difference.

-yoshi
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I like Sloe Comfortable Screws...

A vodka screwdriver with a shot of Sloe gin and a shot of Southern Comfort...

A recipe for a lovely hangover.



Thats pretty close to my favorite, Sloe Comfortable Screw up against the wall.
Same drink but topped with Galiano.(a licorice liquor)

Oops, sorry Jaye, didn't read the whole thread. Duh!

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Cock sucking cowboy: butterscotch schnapps with a baileys floater.

Absolutely fabulous to drink.

[another slight threaad highjack] Once I shocked my PhD superviser by ordering it at the bar when we were celebrating after I successfully presented my work at a rather large conference. He was buying the round and asked what I wanted, I told him and to his credit, he ordered it and came back with the drinks! [/slight thread highjack]


Success is never final and failure never fatal. It's courage that counts.
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Cock sucking cowboy: butterscotch schnapps with a baileys floater.

Absolutely fabulous to drink.

[another slight threaad highjack] Once I shocked my PhD superviser by ordering it at the bar when we were celebrating after I successfully presented my work at a rather large conference. He was buying the round and asked what I wanted, I told him and to his credit, he ordered it and came back with the drinks! [/slight thread highjack]



That's a buttery nipple - a cowboy cocksucker is filling the rest of the shot glass with whipped cream. You're supposed to pick it up in your mouth and shoot it...no hands!
Mike
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