rhino 0 #26 August 16, 2002 LOL Mama said Girth.. bwahahahahahahaha,,, boioioioioioioioioioing!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #27 August 16, 2002 QuoteGIRTH! She says in capital letters..... Well...you'll just have to judge for yourself sometime... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 4 #28 August 16, 2002 QuoteQuotefingertip to heel Uh oh.....Uuummm...unless your hands are bigger than mine...I may be in trouble.... My daddy always said, "Son, always date a girl with small hands.... makes your dick look bigger"it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #29 August 16, 2002 Quote"Its not the size of the wave its the motion of the ocean" Yeah,but it takes a long time to get to England in a rowboat! LOL Quote"When is it too much?" When it hurts! Just my .02 worth to get another female opinion in here. "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pammi 0 #30 August 16, 2002 QuoteLet's not forget the most important factor in sizing......GIRTH! If you have girth, you don't have a thing to worry about. I was wondering when that would be brought up! Now THAT is the true measurement to be thinking about Don't know what it is with guys worrying about length! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #31 August 16, 2002 QuoteDon't know what it is with guys worrying about length! I don't worry about it. If a girl wants to think mine's not big enough, my opinion is that her parts are just too big. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jlmiracle 7 #32 August 16, 2002 Finally a thread about Penises I WANT PICTURES. The guys always want pictures of boobies - let's see some PENISes(i). What is the plural for Penis?Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #33 August 16, 2002 Since you asked nicely... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoby 0 #34 August 16, 2002 QuoteFinally a thread about Penises I WANT PICTURES. The guys always want pictures of boobies - let's see some PENISes(i). What is the plural for Penis? Well, it's "penises," but I've always liked to say, "penii." I would post a picture of my penis, but guys have fragile egos and I'd hate to make everyone else feel inadequate. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VivaHeadDown 0 #35 August 16, 2002 Can we go back to posts about boobies? This one is boring. Don't Confuse Me With My Own Words Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christoofar 0 #36 August 16, 2002 QuoteUh.....have we actually gotten to the point where Nathan is running out of things to post about? Just teasing ya, Nathan. I'm sure I would like it if I saw it too. You can see mine, anytime ya want. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jlmiracle 7 #37 August 16, 2002 Thank you - its a start. Now, that's what I call rock hard.Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #38 August 16, 2002 QuoteLet's not forget the most important factor in sizing......GIRTH! If you have girth, you don't have a thing to worry about. *breaths a sigh of releif* I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fasterfaller 0 #39 August 16, 2002 Long and thin may get right in , but short and thick really does the trick . At least that's what my girlfriend says . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #40 August 16, 2002 QuoteYou can see mine, anytime ya want I'm a bit more prudish....you have to take me out to dinner and get a few Bacardi and Cokes in me first. Then comes the heavy petting.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #41 August 16, 2002 Can we get another thread going, preferably bya female, that goes something lalong these lines: "Why I like my vagina...", please7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #42 August 16, 2002 I have enjoyed discussing my penis with Andrea. We do that every once in a while..... Cheese and rice this is a hilarious thread!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rhino 0 #43 August 16, 2002 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 5. It feels good when I touch it. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Which I'm sure you're doing right now. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 4. It feels good when females touch it. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- So you've heard. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 3. It grows when females touch it. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Is that what your daddy told you? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 2. If they keep touchin it, it spits at them. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It should take more than 30 seconds . -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1. I can hide it inside a female. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- When your girlfriend said give me 6 inches and make it hurt you banged her twice and punched her in the nose! That is a great reason to hide it.. GOD THIS IS FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nothing but love!! Rhino Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SBS 0 #44 August 16, 2002 I was wondering when that would be brought up! Now THAT is the true measurement to be thinking about Don't know what it is with guys worrying about length! ----------- I may not be able to reach the bottom of a tuna can, but I can sure touch all the edges... :) -S_____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #45 August 16, 2002 Quotebut I can sure touch all the edges... All at once or like a broom stick in a trash can? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 259 #46 August 16, 2002 You say you're gonna do damage to my back bone? Take your toy out to the yard 'til it's full grown. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fasterfaller 0 #47 August 16, 2002 Clay , you have a way with words . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SBS 0 #48 August 16, 2002 All at once or like a broom stick in a trash can? ------------- shhhhh....I was trying not to mention that... :) -S_____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #49 August 16, 2002 Boy Rhino that was so mean! But then again, you used alot of wink signs, so it must be OK. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #50 August 16, 2002 Quote "When is it too much?" When it hurts! Amen to that, sista! Quote I have enjoyed discussing my penis with Andrea. We do that every once in a while. Of course, that was only in a scientific, research-paper type way. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
