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I do have a better job to go to in Jan.

I start as an IT recruiter. I wont have enough time to scratch my own ass then, But I will be earning at least $90 k Kiwi per yr at least.

Ah jumping has become so much affordable.



WOW:o $90,000 NZ dollars that's umm well that's like $1.50 USD isnt it:D:D:D:D:D:D

Since you'll be erning all the money come visit me in Perth, Lodging and DZ transport supplied:)
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The whole gay thing is sexist... for instance if a guy goes gown on another guy he is so fucking gay, but if a chick goes down on another chick that is just hot... a chick can get away with saying she is experimenting where as a guy is just gay no ifs ands or buts.
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WOW:o $90,000 NZ dollars that's umm well that's like $1.50 USD isnt it:D:D:D:D:D:D

Since you'll be erning all the money come visit me in Perth, Lodging and DZ transport supplied:)



Hey squeak, ya might be in for a long wait mate....can't even get the bugger out for a BEER let alone a trip to Perth :S[:/] and he's *already* tried the recruitment thing on me..sheesh!

In the spirit of the orignal thread...yeah he's definitely gay....our Matt suggested I bring a bottle of lube and we do a rodeo dive WTF?!
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Jumping a rig other than a Racer is kind of gay.


That's funny. I always thought the Racer looked a bit gay... :P



Feast your eyes on this extremely non-gay Racer, my friend. The main is not packed because I was too lazy, which is slightly gay, but still a gorgeous piece of non-gay equipment for sure.

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Jumping a rig other than a Racer is kind of gay.


That's funny. I always thought the Racer looked a bit gay... :P



Feast your eyes on this extremely non-gay Racer, my friend. The main is not packed because I was too lazy, which is slightly gay, but still a gorgeous piece of non-gay equipment for sure.

Walt



I think that would qualify as a "Hippie" rig - as probably most Racers.

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Jumping a rig other than a Racer is kind of gay.


That's funny. I always thought the Racer looked a bit gay... :P



Feast your eyes on this extremely non-gay Racer, my friend. The main is not packed because I was too lazy, which is slightly gay, but still a gorgeous piece of non-gay equipment for sure.

Walt



I think that would qualify as a "Hippie" rig - as probably most Racers.



Guilty as charged!!!!

Walt

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...I don't wear leather straps in public. I don't much appreciate seeing that highly costumed, sexual imagery either. But it's 1/1000 as common and 1/2 as intense as the het images I see anyway, so I'm not spending much time getting upset..



Well, considering the overwhelming majority of people are heterosexual, one should logically expect to see hetero imagery more often...
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Feast your eyes on this extremely non-gay Racer, my friend...


Now I'm wondering... Is it a guy or a girl? ;)

But hey, who am I to be talking. My rig is yellow :)
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Feast your eyes on this extremely non-gay Racer, my friend...


Now I'm wondering... Is it a guy or a girl? ;)



[YAWN]. That's understandable. Since you jump a Javelin instead of a Racer, you obviously can't tell the difference between the merely acceptable and the truly magnificent, either. Don't worry, though. Send me a PM next time you decide to buy a rig and I'll help you with my expert guidance.

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But hey, who am I to be talking. My rig is yellow :)



The color is fine; rather nice, I'd say. It's the fact that the rig is a Javelin that calls your judgement into question. Not that the Javelin is not a well-designed, well-built, nicely-functioning rig (it is all of those things)--but it's still a Racer "wannabe" and just not quite up to the Racer level of excellence.

Besides, plain yellow is still plain. Tie-dye, now THAT rocks and is extremely non-gay.

Walt

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Whoose sofa did you nick those cushions from:P



I don't think there is a sofa in the world that has that kind of style and beauty, so I'll attribute your remark to simple jealousy.

And who could blame you? After all, jumping a TSE Tear Drop Superfly may be better than not jumping at all, but it's not a Racer, is it?

Walt

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Feast your eyes on this extremely non-gay Racer,





Who Ralphed on your rig? :ph34r:



I read your post and for just a fraction of a second, thought it might be another one of those jealous comments I've been getting. Just didn't have that same ring of authenticity to it, though.

Looking at your profile, I see you also jump an extremely non-gay rig--a Racer 2K3. Obviously you too have a real appreciation for true freefall finery. Sorry--it comes through in your posts and I didn't fall for the sly troll.

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Obviously you too have a real appreciation for true freefall finery.





Either that..............or I got a REALLY GREAT deal from someone that worked for the manufacturer at the time. ;):D It is a damn nice rig though. The 2 pins are a bit over kill but there's nothing wrong with it.

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