CityBoy 0 #1 November 23, 2005 So I was going over my list of "Things that make you go Hmmmm..." and decided to seek the answer to one of life's mysteries with a poll on the frequency of autoerogenous activity with gender classification. So come on, don't be shy! Just click the appropriate numeric/gender combination, and feel free to share any tips, techniques or other insight you may have on the topic. We should probably stick with averages here, just for research and comparative purposes. If you don't know your number, maybe you can try keeping track tomorrow. If you don't know your gender, we probably don't want to know your number! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #2 November 23, 2005 isn't this more of a Yes/No question... with your selections it should be how often do you masterbate pollDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SwampThing 0 #3 November 23, 2005 And you are obsessing about this because...? Don't bother to answer, who cares! The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Superman32 0 #4 November 23, 2005 Just dooooo it Inveniam Viam aut Faciam I'm back biatches! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mockingbird 0 #5 November 23, 2005 Doesn't anyone keep their sex life private any more? Sex is beautiful and meaningful; you make it seem so frivolous. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caress 0 #6 November 23, 2005 Ummm, if your clit/head is sore, you are doing that too much. If that hurts after only once you are doing that too rough!-Caress I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ragnarok 0 #7 November 23, 2005 Well, it helps keep the tension off - and is good for keeping prostate cancer at bay....._________________________________________ Twin Otter N203-Echo,29 July 2006 Cessna P206 N2537X, 19 April 2008 Blue Skies Forever Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CityBoy 0 #8 November 23, 2005 Quoteisn't this more of a Yes/No question... with your selections it should be how often do you masterbate poll Yeah, you're prolly right. I was trying capture the metrics on frequency and gender while still posing the fundamental "how much is too much" question. This is my first poll here (beer?) so be gentle, and I promise to do better next time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CityBoy 0 #9 November 23, 2005 QuoteAnd you are obsessing about this because...? Not obsessing... just playful curiousity. or maybe these to keep it more lighthearted. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,408 #10 November 23, 2005 You know you are doing to too much when you start missing appointments."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pincheck 0 #11 November 23, 2005 what you mean to much of a good thing (not if some one else is doing it for you ) Billy-Sonic Haggis Flickr-Fun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #12 November 23, 2005 QuoteUmmm, if your clit/head is sore, you are doing that too much. I spend 3 months at a time in Iraq. Some days........I have to take a break due to soreness. There's a whore house down the street but I am morally, politically, and contractually prevented from visiting. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1969912 0 #13 November 23, 2005 Male. Depends - few times a day to a couple a week. Generally, it is probably good for the body and mind. What sucks is that society has made it much more taboo for women than for men (guys are expected to "choke-the-chicken", women..n, bad girl!, and given that women's sexuality is much more complex that that of men, they seem to have really gotten the short end of the stick (pun sorta intended). It is amazing how many women I've met that have never let their 'fingers do the walking'. Through gentle and caring discussion and coaching and a real desire on their part, nearly all of them have become comfortable with it, improved their sex life, and been very thankful. I have also had to gently help one to relax and feel ok enough about what she was feeling to in order fir her to have her first orgasm ever. I felt great about it, but it just isn't right. Sorry to go off topic, but women have really been dealt a crappy hand in this regard, and this may explain differences in numbers. OR, get me flamed to death, "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VampireGirl 0 #15 November 23, 2005 QuoteMale. Depends - few times a day to a couple a week. Generally, it is probably good for the body and mind. What sucks is that society has made it much more taboo for women than for men (guys are expected to "choke-the-chicken", women..n, bad girl!, and given that women's sexuality is much more complex that that of men, they seem to have really gotten the short end of the stick (pun sorta intended). It is amazing how many women I've met that have never let their 'fingers do the walking'. Through gentle and caring discussion and coaching and a real desire on their part, nearly all of them have become comfortable with it, improved their sex life, and been very thankful. I have also had to gently help one to relax and feel ok enough about what she was feeling to in order fir her to have her first orgasm ever. I felt great about it, but it just isn't right. Sorry to go off topic, but women have really been dealt a crappy hand in this regard, and this may explain differences in numbers. OR, get me flamed to death, Very sensitive view on it, well done for understanding! Masturbation is also great if you can't sleep. Releases all those endorphins.. www.sneale-create.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #16 November 23, 2005 I plead the 5thMy reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
meridianjumper 0 #17 November 23, 2005 Why do I have to keep shaving my palms and I just got a higher script for my glasses. Blue Skies, Jeremy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jenfly00 0 #18 November 23, 2005 QuoteUmmm, if your clit/head is sore, you are doing that too much. If that hurts after only once you are doing that too rough!-Caress Try exploring vaginal orgasms. In my experience, more satisfying and pretty much an endless supply of orgasms with minimal soreness (assuming you kegel).----------------------- "O brave new world that has such people in it". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WatchYourStep 0 #19 November 23, 2005 [hijack] Mock...Yeah Ing...Yeah Bird...Yeah Mockingbird Everytime I see your post I think about Dumb and Dumber. [/hijack] "You start off your skydiving career with a bag full of luck and an empty bag of experience. The trick is to fill the bag of experience up before your bag of luck runs out." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CityBoy 0 #20 November 23, 2005 Lots of good and interesting thoughts. QuoteI have also had to gently help one to relax and feel ok enough about what she was feeling to in order fir her to have her first orgasm ever. Had a similar experience with my now ex-wife. She had never had an orgasm, and I provided the same warm and gentle support. When we first met, she would never climax during sex. I discovered than when I would stimulate her manually, as she started getting close she would push away, because she didn't understand the new sensations she was feeling. When I finally helped her relax and let go... wow!! I created a monster... which, as you can imagine, was okay with me! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jenfly00 0 #21 November 23, 2005 QuoteMale. Depends - few times a day to a couple a week. Generally, it is probably good for the body and mind. What sucks is that society has made it much more taboo for women than for men (guys are expected to "choke-the-chicken", women..n, bad girl!, and given that women's sexuality is much more complex that that of men, they seem to have really gotten the short end of the stick (pun sorta intended). It is amazing how many women I've met that have never let their 'fingers do the walking'. Through gentle and caring discussion and coaching and a real desire on their part, nearly all of them have become comfortable with it, improved their sex life, and been very thankful. I have also had to gently help one to relax and feel ok enough about what she was feeling to in order fir her to have her first orgasm ever. I felt great about it, but it just isn't right. Sorry to go off topic, but women have really been dealt a crappy hand in this regard, and this may explain differences in numbers. OR, get me flamed to death, I agree that women have been supressed in enjoyment of our sexuality and I appreciate your willingness to share, but 'short end of the stick'??? Hmmm, as I float through a dozen or so beautiful, mind expanding orgasms in an hour, I don't feel so short changed. ----------------------- "O brave new world that has such people in it". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites livendive 8 #22 November 23, 2005 QuoteSorry to go off topic, but women have really been dealt a crappy hand in this regard, and this may explain differences in numbers. If they're ending up with a crappy hand, they're doing it wrong, thus the disparity in numbers. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RhondaLea 3 #23 November 23, 2005 QuoteDoesn't anyone keep their sex life private any more? Sex is beautiful and meaningful; you make it seem so frivolous. Sex is both. It is a bodily function just like any other bodily function. It also has the potential to be beautiful and meaningful, but that doesn't mean it must always be that. If we were meant to have sex only when sex can be meaningful, why would the body become aroused at any other time? If you have children, are you going to spend your their childhoods slapping their hands all day long, and telling them they have to suffer from these feelings until they get married and that when they're married, they can only have "beautiful and meaningful" sex? No quickies at lunchtime. No wake-up sex. No "up against the counter while making dinner" sex. No... Huh...I don't think anyone is going to be having much fun sex at all--and certainly no masturbation--if we let you set the rules of the game. rlIf you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RhondaLea 3 #24 November 23, 2005 QuoteQuoteSorry to go off topic, but women have really been dealt a crappy hand in this regard, and this may explain differences in numbers. If they're ending up with a crappy hand, they're doing it wrong, thus the disparity in numbers. Keyboard, Dave. I'll expect a new one by FedEx tomorrow. rlIf you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites nerd137 0 #25 November 23, 2005 QuoteDoesn't anyone keep their sex life private any more? Sex is beautiful and meaningful; you make it seem so frivolous. Geez, man, maybe when you have sex it's like a scene in a romance novel complete with Whitney Houston crooning in the background and rose pedals on the bed....but I think for everyone else it's closer to a porn shoot. 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jenfly00 0 #21 November 23, 2005 QuoteMale. Depends - few times a day to a couple a week. Generally, it is probably good for the body and mind. What sucks is that society has made it much more taboo for women than for men (guys are expected to "choke-the-chicken", women..n, bad girl!, and given that women's sexuality is much more complex that that of men, they seem to have really gotten the short end of the stick (pun sorta intended). It is amazing how many women I've met that have never let their 'fingers do the walking'. Through gentle and caring discussion and coaching and a real desire on their part, nearly all of them have become comfortable with it, improved their sex life, and been very thankful. I have also had to gently help one to relax and feel ok enough about what she was feeling to in order fir her to have her first orgasm ever. I felt great about it, but it just isn't right. Sorry to go off topic, but women have really been dealt a crappy hand in this regard, and this may explain differences in numbers. OR, get me flamed to death, I agree that women have been supressed in enjoyment of our sexuality and I appreciate your willingness to share, but 'short end of the stick'??? Hmmm, as I float through a dozen or so beautiful, mind expanding orgasms in an hour, I don't feel so short changed. ----------------------- "O brave new world that has such people in it". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #22 November 23, 2005 QuoteSorry to go off topic, but women have really been dealt a crappy hand in this regard, and this may explain differences in numbers. If they're ending up with a crappy hand, they're doing it wrong, thus the disparity in numbers. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 3 #23 November 23, 2005 QuoteDoesn't anyone keep their sex life private any more? Sex is beautiful and meaningful; you make it seem so frivolous. Sex is both. It is a bodily function just like any other bodily function. It also has the potential to be beautiful and meaningful, but that doesn't mean it must always be that. If we were meant to have sex only when sex can be meaningful, why would the body become aroused at any other time? If you have children, are you going to spend your their childhoods slapping their hands all day long, and telling them they have to suffer from these feelings until they get married and that when they're married, they can only have "beautiful and meaningful" sex? No quickies at lunchtime. No wake-up sex. No "up against the counter while making dinner" sex. No... Huh...I don't think anyone is going to be having much fun sex at all--and certainly no masturbation--if we let you set the rules of the game. rlIf you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 3 #24 November 23, 2005 QuoteQuoteSorry to go off topic, but women have really been dealt a crappy hand in this regard, and this may explain differences in numbers. If they're ending up with a crappy hand, they're doing it wrong, thus the disparity in numbers. Keyboard, Dave. I'll expect a new one by FedEx tomorrow. rlIf you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nerd137 0 #25 November 23, 2005 QuoteDoesn't anyone keep their sex life private any more? Sex is beautiful and meaningful; you make it seem so frivolous. Geez, man, maybe when you have sex it's like a scene in a romance novel complete with Whitney Houston crooning in the background and rose pedals on the bed....but I think for everyone else it's closer to a porn shoot. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
