davidlayne 5 #1 December 7, 2005 Jesus walks into a hotel in Bethlehem, slams three 6 inch nails on the counter and says, "Can you put me up for the night?"I don't care how many skydives you've got, until you stepped into complete darkness at 800' wearing 95 lbs of equipment and 42 lbs of parachute, son you are still a leg! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #2 December 7, 2005 QuoteJesus walks into a hotel in Bethlehem, slams three 6 inch nails on the counter and says, "Can you put me up for the night?" Tacky! Funny as shit, but tacky! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davidlayne 5 #3 December 7, 2005 QuoteQuoteJesus walks into a hotel in Bethlehem, slams three 6 inch nails on the counter and says, "Can you put me up for the night?" Tacky! Funny as shit, but tacky! WaltDon't make me cross.I don't care how many skydives you've got, until you stepped into complete darkness at 800' wearing 95 lbs of equipment and 42 lbs of parachute, son you are still a leg! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #4 December 7, 2005 QuoteQuoteJesus walks into a hotel in Bethlehem, slams three 6 inch nails on the counter and says, "Can you put me up for the night?" Tacky! Funny as shit, but tacky! Walt _______________________________________ I heard, they tried to do the same thing with Buddha but, he was too heavy. So, they told him to just sit there and be quiet! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dumpster 0 #5 December 7, 2005 I know a dead baby joke that makes people puke- Easy Does It Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jakee 1,260 #6 December 7, 2005 Whats blue and orange and sits on the bottom of swimming pools? Baby with burst armbands. Whats green and orange and sits on the bottom of swimming pools? Same baby three weeks later.Do you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dumpster 0 #7 December 7, 2005 What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork. Easy Does It Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jakee 1,260 #8 December 7, 2005 Q:Whats so great about fucking twentyone year olds? A:Forum rules prevent me from giving the punchline to this joke.Do you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #9 December 7, 2005 What do you call an Ethiopian women with a yeast infection? A Quarter-Pounder with Cheese!"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mostly_Harmless 0 #10 December 7, 2005 What did the blind, deaf, mute kid get for xmas? Cancer._________________________________________ www.myspace.com/termvelocity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scaryshari 0 #11 December 7, 2005 Where's the "puke" icon when you need it?? EWWW EWWW EWW EEEEEW!! is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GrendelKhan 0 #12 December 7, 2005 Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a porsche? I don;t have a Porsche in my garage. Whats red and gooey and spins at 350 RPMs? A baby in a blender. Grendel Khan-The Official DZ.Com Newbie Forum Nuisance "They sicken of the calm, that know the storm." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chizazz 0 #13 December 7, 2005 There's twenty of them! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DoTheDrew 0 #14 December 7, 2005 Whats better than winning the special olympics? NOT being retarded Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Diversgodown 0 #15 December 7, 2005 QuoteQ:Whats so great about fucking twentyone year olds? A:Forum rules prevent me from giving the punchline to this joke. Ya right you just don't have a punchline! ***Glory Favors the Bold*** Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chizazz 0 #16 December 7, 2005 QuoteQuoteQ:Whats so great about fucking twentyone year olds? A:Forum rules prevent me from giving the punchline to this joke. Ya right you just don't have a punchline! Because there's twenty of them. w00t. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piercewhat 0 #17 December 7, 2005 The way I heard it makes a lot more sense... " What is the difference between a truck full of sand and a truck full of dead babies?" You can't pitch fork sand. and on the same line "What is the difference between sand and menstrual fluid?" You can't gargle sand. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missg8tordivr 0 #18 December 7, 2005 Quote a "What is the difference between sand and menstrual fluid?" You can't gargle sand. Eww *** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dqpacker 7 #19 December 7, 2005 A priest and a six year old boy are walking through the woods and the six year old say's: I'm scared. And the priest say's: You think your scared I have to walk outof here alone. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jceman 1 #20 December 7, 2005 And there goes rule #2 -- busted all to hell! Enjoy your time off. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fireflytx 0 #21 December 7, 2005 QuoteJesus walks into a hotel in Bethlehem, slams three 6 inch nails on the counter and says, "Can you put me up for the night?" Watching "The Crow" lately?"Well behaved women rarely make history" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mailin 0 #22 December 7, 2005 sigh My favorite movie of all time... Ok, plans made for the evening, watching it again - thanks for the reminder! JenArianna Frances Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jenfly00 0 #23 December 7, 2005 Three blondes died and are at the pearly gates of Heaven. St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates if they can answer one simple question. St. Peter asks the first blonde, "What is Easter?" The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy! It's the holiday in November when everyone gets together, eats turkey, and are thankful." "Wrong!," replies St. Peter, and proceeds to ask the second blonde the same question, "What is Easter?" The second blonde replies, "Easter is the holiday in December when we put up a nice tree, exchange presents, and celebrate the birth of Jesus." St. Peter looks at the second blonde, shakes his head in disgust, tells her she's wrong, and then peers over his glasses at the third blonde. He asks, "What is Easter?" The third blonde smiles confidently and looks St. Peter in the eyes, "I know what Easter is." "Oh?" says St. Peter, incredulously. "Easter is the Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish celebration of Passover. Jesus and his disciples were eating at the last supper and Jesus was later deceived and turned over to the Romans by one of his disciples. The Romans took him to be crucified and he was stabbed in the side, made to wear a crown of thorns, and was hung on a cross with nails through his hands. He was buried in a nearby cave which was sealed off by a large boulder." St. Peter smiles broadly with delight. The third blonde continues, "Every year the boulder is moved aside so that Jesus can come out... and, if he sees his shadow, there will be six more weeks of winter.----------------------- "O brave new world that has such people in it". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Diversgodown 0 #24 December 7, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteQ:Whats so great about fucking twentyone year olds? A:Forum rules prevent me from giving the punchline to this joke. Ya right you just don't have a punchline! Because there's twenty of them. w00t. I was just trying to bait him to get the punchline thanks. ***Glory Favors the Bold*** Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pBASEtobe 0 #25 December 7, 2005 Q: What do pussy and clams have in common? A: You don' t want to eat them at the red tide. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
