Keith 0 #1 December 15, 2005 I'm finally back in the in the world of employment after taking over a year off of work I got a job as a paralegal for a start up viatical called Life Solutions. I report to the general council but will do work for another attorney as well. This means medical insurance which means I get to SKYDIVE I'm so excited. A funny thing happened today during orientation. My boss was giving me the low down on sexual harassment and told me there were 2 homosexuals in the company and hoped I didn't have a problem with it. I said, "No I sure don't I'm gay." She smiled and said, "Well I guess you won't have a problem then." Theeeen at the end of the day I was told I'd be making 6k more than we had agreed on How cool is that? I'll be seeing you all in the air some time soon Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funks 1 #2 December 15, 2005 QuoteMy boss was giving me the low down on sexual harassment and told me there were 2 homosexuals in the company and hoped I didn't have a problem with it. I said, "No I sure don't I'm gay." Since you told her you were gay, would it be considered sexual harassment if you grabbed her ass on the way out of her office? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #3 December 15, 2005 Congrats! Of course, your boss would probably prefer that you spell his/her title correctly (General Counsel). "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #4 December 15, 2005 Nice catch Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #5 December 15, 2005 Good question I'll ask her.Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyinghonu 0 #6 December 15, 2005 Life Solutions, is that the communications company over in Rancho Bernardo area? Welcome to the paralegal world but, seriously, congrats on the job. The one thing about this field....SECURITY. Someone is always suing someone. "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #7 December 15, 2005 Congratulations Keith!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #8 December 15, 2005 Quote"No I sure don't I'm gay." She smiled and said, "Well I guess you won't have a problem then." Theeeen at the end of the day I was told I'd be making 6k more than we had agreed on Cool How cool is that? Because you're gay? Man did I pick the wrong orientation if that's true. Congrats on the new job! Don't worry, you'll still be airtrash to the rest of us.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #9 December 15, 2005 Hey, congratulations, Keith! And maybe that means that I'll get to see you a little more often... I promise not to sexually harass you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #10 December 15, 2005 fantastic news, congratulations. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydyvr 0 #11 December 15, 2005 Nice. . . =(_8^(1) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #12 December 15, 2005 sweeett!!! congrats!! I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #13 December 15, 2005 YAY for you, Keith. And a big hug! Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #14 December 15, 2005 Life Solutions is a life settlement provider that brokers the purchase of life insurance policies. It's located in Kearney Mesa.Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob.dino 0 #15 December 15, 2005 Congrats mate. Are your gay coworkers cute? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #16 December 15, 2005 Congrats to you Keith! Couldn't happen to a better guy.And gay pays 6k more...who knew? And all this time Narcimund thought he was a second class citizen. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
narcimund 0 #17 December 15, 2005 QuoteAnd all this time Narcimund thought he was a second class citizen. From what you've said in the past I know that comment wasn't meant in a friendly way, but I'm a gentleman so I'll pretend it was. Let's all agree to assume the $6k isn't because Keith is gay. That would constitute unacceptable discrimination against the straight employees who don't get an equivalent fudgepacker benefit. Amusing but actionable. But even if it were, a rare friendly boss hardly begins to override the obvious disadvantaged position 95% of the rest of the homosexual population is in. Oh, don't even START to deny it. Don't even try. I've had a relatively safe, pampered, and protected life but I don't pretend my exceptional good fortune (or Keith's) disproves the rule. I know enough about the world not to make that mistake. First Class Citizen Twice Over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
narcimund 0 #18 December 15, 2005 Congrats, Keith. First Class Citizen Twice Over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #20 December 15, 2005 Yea! I'm so happy for my gay lover! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Katzeye 0 #21 December 15, 2005 ***********CONGRATULATIONS************* That's awsome Keith! And in the field you want! Now come visit us in SC! Is a chicken omelette redundant? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salsa_John 0 #22 December 15, 2005 Quote and said, "Well I guess you won't have a problem then." Theeeen at the end of the day I was told I'd be making 6k more than we had agreed on How cool is that? I'll be seeing you all in the air some time soon Kaaachinggg! Bonus! Congrats "You did what?!?!" MUFF #3722, TDSM #72, Orfun #26, Nachos Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #23 December 15, 2005 Congrats Keith.But really, I'm a bit dissapointed: Quotetold me there were 2 homosexuals in the company You didnt even get their names.... Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #24 December 15, 2005 Great ! Now go get a hair cut and some pussy and you'll have one up on me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #25 December 15, 2005 Thanks every one Remster: Funny you sould say that. I was so tempted to ask who they were when my boss said that but I held my tongue. Wishful thinking says one of them is a tall dark built studboy that works there Well I'm off to Work Thanks again everyone.Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
