Sebazz1 2 #26 December 30, 2005 What did the bra say to the hat? "You go on ahead and I'll give these two a lift" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
karenmeal 0 #27 December 30, 2005 How do they know that princess Di had dandruff? Because they found her head and shoulders in the glove box. (don't hate me for the next one) What is the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can unload the dead babies with a pitchfork! "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cleatus 0 #28 December 30, 2005 How do you get a faggot to fuck your girlfriend? You shit in her pussy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #29 December 30, 2005 How do you make a gay man scream twice? Screw him in the @ss and wipe your dick on the curtains... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #30 December 30, 2005 QuoteHow do you make a gay man scream twice? And you found that out how? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #31 December 30, 2005 QuoteAnd you found that out how?Don't you rember that night I was at your house laying in the soft savanah and.... well anyway, never mind Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #32 December 30, 2005 Oh that's right. You still owe me for those curtains. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #33 December 30, 2005 Bwaaahaaaa...... LMAO! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leapdog 0 #34 December 30, 2005 How do you screw a fat chick? Roll it and roll it and roll it unitl you smell shit and back off one notch. Gunnery Sergeant of Marines "I would like it if I were challenged mentally at my job and not feel like I'm mentally challenged." - Co-worker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #35 December 31, 2005 This one is for the ladies: Why are gay men commonly attracted to straight men? Because straight men are usually mistaken for pricks. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TypicalFish 0 #36 December 31, 2005 What's black and blue and hates sex? The girl in my trunk..."I gargle no man's balls..." ussfpa on SOCNET Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
britboynz 0 #37 January 2, 2006 Why do women find it hard to piss on a cold winters morning? Well have You ever tried to peel apart a cold cheese toastie? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #38 January 2, 2006 How many EMO kids does it take to change a lightbulb? None they would rather cry in the darkDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rsein 0 #39 January 2, 2006 When a white baby dies, where does he go? (Heaven) and what does he become? (Angel) When a black baby dies, where does he go? (Heaven) and what does he become? (Bat) HISPA #5 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NlghtJumper 0 #40 January 2, 2006 How do you fix a womans watch? You dont, there is a clock on the stove! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
agent_lead 0 #41 January 2, 2006 how is a woman and a box of fried chicken alike? cause after your done with the breast and thighs...all your left with is a greasy box...-------------------------------------------- www.facebook.com/agentlead Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
agent_lead 0 #42 January 2, 2006 what do you call a smart blonde?? a golden retriever-------------------------------------------- www.facebook.com/agentlead Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rsein 0 #43 January 2, 2006 What do you do when your wife ask for "more space"? Enlarge the kitchen. HISPA #5 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ihavearrived 0 #44 January 2, 2006 Q-Why do women have periods? A-'cause they deserve them! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nigelh 0 #46 January 3, 2006 How many Men does it take to open a bottle of beer? NONE!! It should be open when she brings it to you (I'm gonna get in trouble for that one!)-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ Sponored by NZ Aerosports, CYPRES 2, Tonfly & L&B Team Dirty Sanchez #232 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ViperPilot 0 #47 January 3, 2006 How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face w/ an axe (works way better outloud) What do you say when you see your TV floating down the street? Drop it nigger! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
