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Q. What's the difference between a epileptic oyster shucker and a hooker with dysentary? A. The oyster shucker has Fits when he Shucks.

I'm towing a barge up the west coast of Puerto Rico. I should be in Arecibo in time to watch the sunset load land tomorrow evening.

Kerry King to melt your face off. B.B. King to melt her pants off.

It's called the 'Octagon' I have names for my testicles as well. The right one is James Westfall, and the left one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater. If you ladies play your cards right, you just might meet the whole gang.

I like it! But wouldn't it kinda render the whole "When slam pigs fly!" thing moot? We'd have slam pigs flying every weekend! Blues, Dave Since we lost our resident Slam Pig this season, it would be nice to have a new herd, or flock, or gaggle of slam piglets to have at the DZ next season. This sport is about tradition damn it! We are all counting on you.

Live n dive enterprises? A little to Lance Bass. How about "SLAM PIG SKYDIVING SCHOOL"? Let them know what they're getting into

Great pics! Now you are offically a rock star!

Try kayak.com. It is good when looking for multi-city trips.

Wow, that seems like a really cool PIMP!

Quotethe g-forces may, for some, produce a "brown out," not a full black out, which could still comprimise the jump. I had a "brown out" on my first B. It didn't comprimse the jump, just my pride.

Congratulations!!!!

How do you get a faggot to fuck your girlfriend? You shit in her pussy.

A Girl goes to the confessional at church. She says, "Forgive me Father for I have sinned, I had sex with my boyfriend 7 times last night" The father looks at her for a minute, then replies, "All right, I want you to get 7 lemon and sqeeze the juice of those lemons into a glass. Then I want you to drink the juice." "Will this clense me of my sins?" "No, but it will knock that damn smile off your face!

If I even start to think my crew smells like a bunch of strippers, I will abandon ship. Nothing good can come from that.

It's not too bad. We are just south of Puerto Rico and I have a Cingular EDGE card for the internet. It could be better though, my crew could be a bunch of strippers with santa hats, our mast could be a 1000' tall A. But I guess a pipe dream is a pipe dream no matter where you are. Merry Christmas