swedishcelt 0 #1 February 3, 2006 I was just wondering... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlexCrowley 0 #2 February 3, 2006 Monkey's are awesome. Mods, lock this thread now. You cannot mock monkeys or make lighthearted comments about them. Neither can women mock men for their affinity for monkeys. Just lock the damn thread already!! Respect the monkey! TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 135 #3 February 3, 2006 THREAD LOCKED scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 3 #4 February 3, 2006 I first read the question as: "Why are men like monkeys?"If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #5 February 3, 2006 QuoteI was just wondering... Guys like them because we think they need to be punished. Haven't you ever been told how we are always spanking the monkey?50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MooChooser 0 #6 February 3, 2006 Do you think all men like all monkeys? What makes you think this? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #7 February 3, 2006 Just because...Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #8 February 3, 2006 QuoteI first read the question as: "Why are men like monkeys?" Haven't you always wanted a monkey?Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver51 0 #9 February 3, 2006 Where do you think men learned to scratch their ass no matter whose around?? http://wickedmoon.com/e/sendcard.php?image=wickedmoon.com/cards/movies/monkeyscratch.mpg Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #10 February 3, 2006 Cause they are Furry, Smell Funny and like to Fling Poo. DUH!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stallboy 0 #11 February 3, 2006 It would be great to be a monkey: A beer in one hand, chicken leg held in one foot, the tv remote in the other - leaving a hand free to scratch your butt/flange or whatever. ... and you're not expected to wear pants!One day, I'm gonna grow wings, a chemical reaction, hysterical and useless... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 3 #12 February 3, 2006 QuoteQuoteI first read the question as: "Why are men like monkeys?" Haven't you always wanted a monkey? Several. I've already picked out my menagerie. rlIf you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #13 February 3, 2006 QuoteWhere do you think men learned to scratch their ass no matter whose around?? http://wickedmoon.com/e/sendcard.php?image=wickedmoon.com/cards/movies/monkeyscratch.mpg I thought I destroyed all the movies of me as a baby.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #14 February 3, 2006 QuoteHaven't you always wanted a monkey? If I had a million dollars..."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver51 0 #15 February 3, 2006 No it's me, I sitll have a bump on my head from falling off that tree. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tumbler 0 #16 February 3, 2006 They understand us. Girls don't. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
speedy 0 #17 February 3, 2006 What is a mun key? Dave Fallschirmsport Marl Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #18 February 3, 2006 QuoteThey understand us. Girls don't. is it bad that I heard Al Sharpton scream AMEN in my head when I read that????? Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver51 0 #19 February 3, 2006 It appears at least one woman acts like a monkey also. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #20 February 3, 2006 Yes, but she's beautiful so no one cares. Like when Cameron Diaz burps. It's cute because she's gorgeous. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sioux 0 #21 February 3, 2006 How beautiful is she here? I haven't seen such convoluted lines of conversation and such expert chronicling thereof since my days of all day bong marathons in college. ~ Lindercles Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #22 February 3, 2006 QuoteHow beautiful is she here? you're assuming that sign is for physically handicapped only..... Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sioux 0 #23 February 3, 2006 It's raining! How sore are some poor guy's arms going to be because she... oh, nevermind... I haven't seen such convoluted lines of conversation and such expert chronicling thereof since my days of all day bong marathons in college. ~ Lindercles Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Samurai136 0 #24 February 3, 2006 QuoteI was just wondering... How can you not like these cute little guys?"Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jasonRose 0 #25 February 3, 2006 QuoteQuoteI was just wondering... Guys like them because we think they need to be punished. Haven't you ever been told how we are always spanking the monkey? I can't stop laughing at that one.. NICE Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
