5432154321 0 #51 March 25, 2006 Quotewow you must have VERY VERY short thighs.... AAAAHAAA! Now we know YOUR nuts don't hit the water when you're taking a shit on a hot day... --- xenaswampjumper SPANKS THIS ASS!!! I WISH karenmeal spanked this ass too..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #52 March 25, 2006 no on a cold day i have learned to keep my balls dry it is best to throw them back over my shoulder... now on a hot day I just set them on the floor the cool tiles feel good Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ROK 0 #53 March 25, 2006 QuoteQuotePlace a rubber band around the sack, and when they swell just a little, use a gillette track three carefully, and then apply Blue Star ointment liberally before removing the rubber band. Wooohh Not my boy's that's how we used to casterate calves. You've just got to remember to take it off, before they drop off. Makes a nice clean seal though, doesn't it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #54 March 25, 2006 QuoteI tried that once! Wound-up with a whole bunch of tiny toilet paper squares. Looked like a bunch of Japanese flags, and a grub worm in a turtle neck! Then too, I related this in the earlier thread as mentioned above. Chuck ROFLMAO I near pissed myself laughing at that You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hawkins121 0 #55 March 25, 2006 Nair your balls! It burns like hell for a while but after the skin grows back they will be nice and smooth Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Balls 0 #56 March 26, 2006 QuoteNair your balls! It burns like hell for a while but after the skin grows back they will be nice and smooth NO F*ING WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I naired my chest once; I thought my nipple was going to fall off. There is no way in hell that that crap is going anywhere near my balls! Trimmed nice and short is good for me. I'll probably shave 'em for the honeymoon though.---------------------------------------- ....so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobsled92 0 #57 March 26, 2006 QuoteLuckily, THIS has been discussed before. yeP..AND RECENTLY. WARM SHOWER AND SHAVE IT...THAT'S ALL._______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #58 March 26, 2006 OK I haven't taken the time to read thru all the posts. but how does a forum about skydiving get a thread with 58 posts about ball-shaving??? can someone explain that to me?? Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JumpShipGypsy 0 #59 March 26, 2006 In the shower with aloe shaving cream and a quality disposible razor. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tsalnukt 1 #60 March 26, 2006 wax......it's the only way to go. Quick easy and really doesn't hurt......bonus....you only have to do it once a month Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ikts22 0 #61 March 26, 2006 Just cut your nutz off you don use them anyway, and then you can follow your dream of being an opera singer. (Soprano) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #62 April 14, 2006 Quotewax......it's the only way to go. Quick easy and really doesn't hurt......bonus....you only have to do it once a month God I hope you're right. I went to two stores looking for the Gold Bond powder recommended in that other thread. All I could find by that name was something for athlete's foot, which I'm guessing isn't the right thing. I did however find a no-heat wax product called "Nad's". Boredom and I are a REALLY bad combination. I'm currently trying to drink up enough courage to give it a go. If I don't post here for several days, would someone please call 911. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #63 April 14, 2006 QuoteQuote If I don't post here for several days, would someone please call 911. Blues, lDave No. But we'll come over to point and laugh.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #64 April 14, 2006 QuoteI did however find a no-heat wax product called "Nad's". Boredom and I are a REALLY bad combination. I'm currently trying to drink up enough courage to give it a go. If I don't post here for several days, would someone please call 911. Blues, lDave Oh no!!! No you didn't!!! No you aren't!!! No, no, no, no, no!!!!! I can't even think about how bad this is gonna be!!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 212 #65 April 14, 2006 QuoteQuoteI did however find a no-heat wax product called "Nad's". Boredom and I are a REALLY bad combination. I'm currently trying to drink up enough courage to give it a go. If I don't post here for several days, would someone please call 911. Blues, lDave Oh no!!! No you didn't!!! No you aren't!!! No, no, no, no, no!!!!! I can't even think about how bad this is gonna be!!!! Walt SHut the Fuck Up! Let him do some time lapse video and lets see what happens.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Icon134 0 #66 April 14, 2006 why don't we just point and laugh right now... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites livendive 8 #67 April 14, 2006 Quote Oh no!!! No you didn't!!! No you aren't!!! No, no, no, no, no!!!!! I can't even think about how bad this is gonna be!!!! It says in the instructions, "Try not to perspire while using Nad's" Like that's gonna happen! Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ChuteCowboy 0 #68 April 15, 2006 QuoteI did however find a no-heat wax product called "Nad's". let me know how that works out for you. i'd like like to find an alternative that involves a little less blood. i'm tired of the step children looking like they fell in the garbage disposal. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NlghtJumper 0 #69 April 15, 2006 Holy Shit! This is looking REALLY BAD! LOL! But should make for a good video in any case. A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites livendive 8 #70 April 15, 2006 QuoteQuoteI did however find a no-heat wax product called "Nad's". let me know how that works out for you. i'd like like to find an alternative that involves a little less blood. i'm tired of the step children looking like they fell in the garbage disposal. This is a self-taught learning process, and so far it has involved more blood than shaving ever did. I'm at the halfway mark though now, and I learned some incredibly valuable lessons on the first half...mistakes I will NOT be making on the second half. Since figuring out a couple of those in unbelievably painful manners , it *has* been easier going. Not sure if I'll ever do it again...that depends on how the second half goes. Edit to add: Can someone tell me if the Gold-Bond recommended for ballsacks is actually a "foot powder", cuz I'm gonna need something when I'm done with this! Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Vertifly 0 #71 April 15, 2006 QuoteWhy shave.. go get em WAXED Have you ever tried to remove dried glue from cellophane wrap? Or taken a set of plyers to pull your fingernails from their sockets? What you mentioned doing kinda falls somewhere between the two of these!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 3 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
waltappel 1 #64 April 14, 2006 QuoteI did however find a no-heat wax product called "Nad's". Boredom and I are a REALLY bad combination. I'm currently trying to drink up enough courage to give it a go. If I don't post here for several days, would someone please call 911. Blues, lDave Oh no!!! No you didn't!!! No you aren't!!! No, no, no, no, no!!!!! I can't even think about how bad this is gonna be!!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #65 April 14, 2006 QuoteQuoteI did however find a no-heat wax product called "Nad's". Boredom and I are a REALLY bad combination. I'm currently trying to drink up enough courage to give it a go. If I don't post here for several days, would someone please call 911. Blues, lDave Oh no!!! No you didn't!!! No you aren't!!! No, no, no, no, no!!!!! I can't even think about how bad this is gonna be!!!! Walt SHut the Fuck Up! Let him do some time lapse video and lets see what happens.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #66 April 14, 2006 why don't we just point and laugh right now... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #67 April 14, 2006 Quote Oh no!!! No you didn't!!! No you aren't!!! No, no, no, no, no!!!!! I can't even think about how bad this is gonna be!!!! It says in the instructions, "Try not to perspire while using Nad's" Like that's gonna happen! Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChuteCowboy 0 #68 April 15, 2006 QuoteI did however find a no-heat wax product called "Nad's". let me know how that works out for you. i'd like like to find an alternative that involves a little less blood. i'm tired of the step children looking like they fell in the garbage disposal. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NlghtJumper 0 #69 April 15, 2006 Holy Shit! This is looking REALLY BAD! LOL! But should make for a good video in any case. A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #70 April 15, 2006 QuoteQuoteI did however find a no-heat wax product called "Nad's". let me know how that works out for you. i'd like like to find an alternative that involves a little less blood. i'm tired of the step children looking like they fell in the garbage disposal. This is a self-taught learning process, and so far it has involved more blood than shaving ever did. I'm at the halfway mark though now, and I learned some incredibly valuable lessons on the first half...mistakes I will NOT be making on the second half. Since figuring out a couple of those in unbelievably painful manners , it *has* been easier going. Not sure if I'll ever do it again...that depends on how the second half goes. Edit to add: Can someone tell me if the Gold-Bond recommended for ballsacks is actually a "foot powder", cuz I'm gonna need something when I'm done with this! Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vertifly 0 #71 April 15, 2006 QuoteWhy shave.. go get em WAXED Have you ever tried to remove dried glue from cellophane wrap? Or taken a set of plyers to pull your fingernails from their sockets? What you mentioned doing kinda falls somewhere between the two of these!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
