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Serious Question - Best method for shaving your balls

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Hey I was just trying to be helpfull this way there is no razor stubble.. and your pubs grows back in slowly and soft...


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Aw yeah! That'll work. I was just screwin' with Funks! I do, know a guy who really thought he was doing something nice and got his wife an Epilady! That poor sumbitch! He couldn't apologise enough after she tried it. He told me about that and I was rollin' on the floor slappin' myself.
The guy (it had to be a guy) who invented that thing, really, really hates women!:D


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I used to shave my sack, but I cannot stand the feeling couple of days later. After a few days my balls start to itch like crazy...I mean do I have to shave them every day or what. As soon as the hair starts to grow back I have my hand in my pants scratching the hell out of my grapes...:|

So...I guess I have learned how to live with hairy balls. They do look very nice, and if I shave the whole thing it makes my penis look larger, but it is not worth the torture afterwards.
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I have never had the nerves to use an actual razor. I generally use scissors and just give my boys a trim. Everynow and then I snip a piece of skin which really sucks cause it hurts like a bitch. B|

There has gotta be a better method.

Ideas?



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I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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I have never had the nerves to use an actual razor. I generally use scissors and just give my boys a trim. Everynow and then I snip a piece of skin which really sucks cause it hurts like a bitch. B|

There has gotta be a better method.

Ideas?



I'm not sure--I have mine done at the barber shop. I suppose the next time I'm there I could ask what they use.
I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

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and i will even gladly return the favor:)


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Can you feel the LOVE here, people? :D:D:D


Chuck



Do your balls hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie em in a knot?
Can you time em in a bow?
Can you throw em o'er you shoulder like a continental soldier?

Do your ball hang low?

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and i will even gladly return the favor:)


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Can you feel the LOVE here, people? :D:D:D


Chuck



Do your balls hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie em in a knot?
Can you time em in a bow?
Can you throw em o'er you shoulder like a continental soldier?

Do your ball hang low?


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I haven't heard that in ages!:D:D:D


Chuck

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NOT an epilady.....but I think the sensation would be similar

http://www.cornerstone-farm.com/Dux%20Pickers.htm#DuxTT

scroll down the page to see it in use


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Dayum! I'll bet, that'd work. Hell, if it works on chickens and gamebirds... hell yeah!


Chuck



I'm thinking - there are good hurts and bad hurts and i haven't decided on this one yet. :D
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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NOT an epilady.....but I think the sensation would be similar

http://www.cornerstone-farm.com/Dux%20Pickers.htm#DuxTT

scroll down the page to see it in use


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Dayum! I'll bet, that'd work. Hell, if it works on chickens and gamebirds... hell yeah!


Chuck



I'm thinking - there are good hurts and bad hurts and i haven't decided on this one yet. :D


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I'll bet if, Funks were to try it out... he'd tell us!:D



Chuck

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Place a rubber band around the sack, and when they swell just a little, use a gillette track three carefully, and then apply Blue Star ointment liberally before removing the rubber band.



Wooohh Not my boy's that's how we used to casterate calves.:o



Only old farts need the rubber band for that shaving technique. Another thing that works for old wrinkly nut sacks is botox. It'll smooth them balls right out for a nice shave. Me, I'm a younger guy and still have firm balls, except when it's really hot out and they sag down to my knees.


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