Vertifly 0
QuoteI feel sorry if the original poster or the guy trying to explain it to us think that is what a penis is supposed to look like.
exactly.
SNL style.
vpozzoli 0
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Now that makes even less sense. You suck.
You're welcome.
Vale
Edited to add: I feel really sorry for those who cannot refrain from making lame personal attacks even in such a silly thread.
Chizazz 0
Hasn't Superman ever seen The Incredibles? His cape is soooo going to get sucked into a jet engine.
I read an article about the making of the movie, and the size of supie's toolbox was a major concern to the designers....show too little, he isn't a 'super' man, show too much and .....?
"The reason angels can fly is that they take themselves so lightly." --GK Chesterton
"The reason angels can fly is that they take themselves so lightly." --GK Chesterton
So Superman was flying around. Things had been slow in Metropolis - he was too good at his job and the threats to society had been extinguished. He had done no crime fighting in months.
So he headed over to Gotham City and found Batman struggling with the Joker and went in for help, but Robin took him out just before h got there. Batman told him that Gotham was his turf and if he needed Superman's help, he'd ask for it.
So Superman headed out to the ocean where Aquaman was just mopping up after a battle with a giant mutant octopus. Aquaman let him knwo that it was under control.
As he was flying back over the coast he saw Wonder Woman sunbathing naked. Instantly, he knew he had arelease for his energy. "I'm faster than a speeding bullet" he smiled, knowing what he was going to do.
ZOOM! POP! ZOOM! he was in and out in an instant.
Wonder Woman felt the nudge and asked aloud, "What was that?" The Invisible Man Shouted, "MY ASS! OUCH!!"
At the newpaper's Christmas party, festivities were going great - the drinks were flowing and people were having a good time. One of the reporters gathered a new employee and brought him to the widow. "This window and building are perfect. When the wind is just right, like it is now, you can jump off and the wind will slow you down so you land safely on the ground."
The rookie said, "This is 60 stories up!" And the veteran said, "Watch this. 3-2-1 SeeYa!" Out the window he went. A couple of minutes later, he exited the elevator. "See? What did I tell you?"
The rookie then went to the window and jump, crashing to his death on the ground a few seconds later.
Lois, another reporter said, "You know, Clark, you're a reall asshole when you get drunk."
My wife is hotter than your wife.
So he headed over to Gotham City and found Batman struggling with the Joker and went in for help, but Robin took him out just before h got there. Batman told him that Gotham was his turf and if he needed Superman's help, he'd ask for it.
So Superman headed out to the ocean where Aquaman was just mopping up after a battle with a giant mutant octopus. Aquaman let him knwo that it was under control.
As he was flying back over the coast he saw Wonder Woman sunbathing naked. Instantly, he knew he had arelease for his energy. "I'm faster than a speeding bullet" he smiled, knowing what he was going to do.
ZOOM! POP! ZOOM! he was in and out in an instant.
Wonder Woman felt the nudge and asked aloud, "What was that?" The Invisible Man Shouted, "MY ASS! OUCH!!"
At the newpaper's Christmas party, festivities were going great - the drinks were flowing and people were having a good time. One of the reporters gathered a new employee and brought him to the widow. "This window and building are perfect. When the wind is just right, like it is now, you can jump off and the wind will slow you down so you land safely on the ground."
The rookie said, "This is 60 stories up!" And the veteran said, "Watch this. 3-2-1 SeeYa!" Out the window he went. A couple of minutes later, he exited the elevator. "See?
The rookie then went to the window and jump, crashing to his death on the ground a few seconds later.
Lois, another reporter said, "You know, Clark, you're a reall asshole when you get drunk."
My wife is hotter than your wife.
With your vast penis handling experience I am quite sure you could fill him in on the ins and outs of the penis.
I knew you were out there somewhere......and I figured if I gave you enough bait this morning you would get off my mom and come out to play.