Gleek

[weegegirl 2]

1. n. a projectile sublingual gland secretion in the form of a single stream, usually stimulated by a sour taste or by yawning, sometimes involuntary, often controlled and used as a sly way of spitting on someone.

2. v. the act of projecting sublingual gland secretion on to someone

1. Dude, it's not spit...it's gleek.

2. Billy's desk was covered with what looked like sprinklets of water. Billy thought maybe the ceiling was leaking, but little did he know that Jane had been gleeking on his desk the entire class period.

[NlghtJumper 0]

Ok, can you get any more random?

A man will do anything for the right woman,
and when that woman destroys him,
that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus

[weegegirl 2]

3. Weegegirl was eating sweettarts and gleeked on her monitor.

[funks 1]

Splooge.

1. n. a projectile sublingual penile secretion in the form of a white warm gooey substance, usually stimulated by a hand job, blow job, or insertion, sometimes involuntary (premature) often controlled and used as a sly way of cumming on someone.

2. v. the act of projecting sublingual penile secretion on to someone

1. Baby, it's not cum...it's splooge.

2. Mary's ass was covered with what looked like a white gooey substance. Mary thought maybe Billy was leaking, but little did she know that Billy had in fact suffered a premature ejaculation on her ass.

[NlghtJumper 0]

3. Weegegirl laughed after gleeking her moniter, until her moniter splooged her!

A man will do anything for the right woman,
and when that woman destroys him,
that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus

[weegegirl 2]

[lisamariewillbe 1]

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it's not spit...it's gleek.

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[wingnut 0]

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Dude, it's not spit...it's gleek

so, would the question then be "does she gleek or swallow?"

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[NlghtJumper 0]

I was wondering how long it would take for that comment to come up!

A man will do anything for the right woman,
and when that woman destroys him,
that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus

[Chizazz 0]

lol, a dude I went to high school with used to gleek people all the time.

[micro 0]

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lol, a dude I went to high school with used to gleek people all the time.

mine too. i tried and tried to learn to gleek, but i was a loser.

I miss Lee.
And JP.
And Chris. And...

[NlghtJumper 0]

Sadly enough, your not the only one...

A man will do anything for the right woman,
and when that woman destroys him,
that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus

[micro 0]

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Sadly enough, your not the only one...

really? I feel SO much beter! Now, if only I were a woman and could quief.

of course, it was annoying watching this band of misfits going around gleeking on everyone in school. i just wanted to clobber them.

I miss Lee.
And JP.
And Chris. And...

[NlghtJumper 0]

I tried to... there were too many of them and they tried to throw me off the balcony. Thats when you know your a true loser!

A man will do anything for the right woman,
and when that woman destroys him,
that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus

[stitch 0]

EEEWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!

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[NWFlyer 2]

I thought Gleek was Zan and Jayna's pet monkey.

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

[turtlespeed 212]

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3. Weegegirl was eating sweettarts and gleeked on her monitor.

I am that monitor!

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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[weegegirl 2]

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EEEWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, suuuuuuuuuuure.... like YOU'VE never gleeked!!!

[NlghtJumper 0]

Probably got gleeked in high school and this thread just brought back bad memories that have been hidden this whole time!

A man will do anything for the right woman,
and when that woman destroys him,
that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus

[Cornholio 0]

I've gleeked on accident many times, but never quite figured out how to do it on command.

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[FallinWoman 1]

Truth be told, I spend hours in middle school trying to learn this skill. The boys gleeked all over the girls all the time....until the girl gleeked back.

I spent those years getting wet. Still bitter about it!

~Anne

I'm a Doll!!!!

[mnealtx 0]

1. Put the tip of your tongue on the roof of your mouth.

2. Press forward without moving the tip of your tongue

3. Often helped by sour foods such as sweet-tarts, lemonheads, etc...

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[FallinWoman 1]

If only you could see the faces I am making as I attempt to gleek....but still to no avail....

~Anne

I'm a Doll!!!!

[d_squared431 0]

I never could do it and now after a few glasses of wine....well, I still can't.

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[jtval 0]

you can always resort to hucking a loogie

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