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What really is skydiver safer than?

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Lets get a list together, so we can appease the statistics sticklers.

1. Russian roulette with a Semi-Auto
2. A relationship with a sorority girl
3. Dating Mike Tyson
4. The sheep in New Zealand


What else?
--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

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Lets get a list together, so we can appease the statistics sticklers.

1. Russian roulette with a Semi-Auto
2. A relationship with a sorority girl
3. Dating Mike Tyson
4. The sheep in New Zealand


What else?



Telling a woman, "Yes, that dress really *does* make you look fat!"

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From personal experiences, skydiving is safer for me than:

1. Mowing my lawn
2. Playing with my cat
3. Doing laundry

These are all activities that I have injured myself more than I have skydiving.

J
Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.

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As my youth group kids like to tease me all the time lately: "wow, you can jump out of a plane and land your parachute in a tree and be fine... but you just walked down the stairs and broke your leg? what's that about?" :)
maybe i would have been fine if i had plf'ed down the stairs...
life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all.
(helen keller)

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um patrolling the streets of iraq? that one just really sticks out in my mind... sorry people im just really bitter about being stuck here



Ahhhh.....sorry, skeeter. [:/]

Hope you'll be stateside again soon.
~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

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As my youth group kids like to tease me all the time lately: "wow, you can jump out of a plane and land your parachute in a tree and be fine... but you just walked down the stairs and broke your leg? what's that about?" :)
maybe i would have been fine if i had plf'ed down the stairs...



Yeah I was gonna say 'walking down the stairs'. :S

I broke my leg falling down stairs, too. :$ -An' I wasn't even drunk. :S And don't even ask Muenkel his thoughts on stairs. :|:(
~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

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1) Sharpening Skates (stitches)
2) Walking Down the Stairs (broken toe)
3) Swimming in a pool (stitches)
4) Playing with a BB gun (stitches)
5) Playing in the Snow (stitches)
6) Riding a Bicycle (stitches)
7) Knitting (butterflied shut)--I wasn't actually knitting, I ran through the living room when I was a kid and I stepped on a knitting needle and it went about an inch into my foot.

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um patrolling the streets of iraq? that one just really sticks out in my mind... sorry people im just really bitter about being stuck here

what about getting appendicitis while being deployed in Iraq (a friend of mine just had that happen...)
Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

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