SpeedRacer 1 #26 November 2, 2006 Quote First thing is what I won't do - I don't tell a fucking sole except my wife and my accountant smart move. Unforutnately when you win a lottery they put you on TV & newspapers in order to sell more lottery tickets. Now every asshole in the world with his hand out knows you just won $100 million. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hexadecimal 0 #27 November 2, 2006 QuoteActually I'd make the Al Quaeda leaders spend the rest of their lives dressed up as Disney characters, greeting the patrons & getting punched in the groin by little kids. I think you'd need a little more than $100M. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #28 November 2, 2006 QuoteI don't tell a fucking sole except my wife and my accountant What would a sole do if you did tell it? I mean, it's a fish for crying out loud. (Sorry, it's that time of day... getting a little slap happy from all the damn candy) you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davedlg 0 #29 November 2, 2006 QuoteQuote First thing is what I won't do - I don't tell a fucking sole except my wife and my accountant smart move. Unforutnately when you win a lottery they put you on TV & newspapers in order to sell more lottery tickets. Now every asshole in the world with his hand out knows you just won $100 million. Hire an actor to play you and give them a fake name. I'm sure the lottery people could deal with it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtimebabe24 0 #30 November 2, 2006 Now, that is creative! I would build a personal dance studio and my own fitness gym. Get a new kayak, or 3 or 4. Buy that Mercedes SUV, the boxy one. O, a new voodoo rig- custom made. A lifetime supply of cheesecake and twizzlers. AAAnndddd, hire my own personal packer. O, and buy a new Cannondale mountain bike!"The most wasted day of all is that upon which we have not laughed..." Nicholas Chamfort. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,126 #31 November 2, 2006 QuoteUnforutnately when you win a lottery they put you on TV & newspapers in order to sell more lottery tickets.In Texas you have to claim your prize; they're bought anonymously. So first I put the ticket into a safety deposit box, then I still tell only the accountant and 2 others. No serious bills, so that's a lot of money. Yes, some into an annuity to support me comfortably in the style I'd like to be accustomed to. A quarter of a million per year would be way more than enough. That's more than enough to help any of my family members that need it. Then I'd go about spending most of the rest as well as possible on charities. Education -- you know those "finish high school and get $1000 towards college or trade school" grants? Yup. Habitat-type programs where it takes sweat equity. Who knows what else. Yes, it sounds goody-goody, but, well, it's proably what I'd do. Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boyd38off 0 #32 November 2, 2006 Build a SICK wind tunnel and throw a huge party there... a bunch of times.Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out and shouting, ".... holy crap....what a ride!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
streaker 0 #33 November 2, 2006 Buy an Otter, learn how to fly it and become a dropzone drifter. Beautiful Landings, StreakerHave a yippee ki ya day! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #34 November 2, 2006 QuoteWhat would a sole do if you did tell it? I mean, it's a fish for crying out loud. I don't know which is worse - the ADHD that allowed me to put "sole" instead of "soul" of the ADHD that made it so that you could point it out. And how do you know i didn't mean sole as in "foot" or "alone?" My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallRate 0 #35 November 2, 2006 This reminds me of a joke... A farmer in rural Ohio recently won the lottery. When asked what he planned to do with the money, the farmer answered: "I plan to just keep on farming...'til the money's all gone." FallRate Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bch7773 0 #36 November 2, 2006 10 hookers... all at once. 10 times a day.... 100 times a year. I'd die a happy man... of AIDs.... a year later. MB 3528, RB 1182 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #37 November 2, 2006 QuoteQuoteWhat would a sole do if you did tell it? I mean, it's a fish for crying out loud. I don't know which is worse - the ADHD that allowed me to put "sole" instead of "soul" of the ADHD that made it so that you could point it out. And how do you know i didn't mean sole as in "foot" or "alone?" Obviously telling a fish, a living being, makes more sense than telling an "alone" or the bottom of a foot. Duh. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dumpster 0 #38 November 3, 2006 I'd probably be dead in a year. Easy Does It Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
legorowbot 0 #39 November 3, 2006 I'd buy a house, pay off my credit cards, buy a rig cause I'm still renting, buy a couple of other things. Then i'd save half of what's left and use the rest to help save boobie.Why does it say "Append signature to post" when I don't have a signature? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andrewwhyte 1 #40 November 3, 2006 The last few times it happened I just deleted it without opening it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,060 #41 November 3, 2006 QuoteUnforutnately when you win a lottery they put you on TV & newspapers in order to sell more lottery tickets. Now every asshole in the world with his hand out knows you just won $100 million. Somebody here in Oklahoma won 100 mil and didn't claim it until a few days before it expired. They'd hired a financial attorney to set up a trust and the attorney set it up in such a way that the name of the winner wasn't released. Smart move.Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #42 November 3, 2006 QuoteWhat do you do? Easy! Make sure my father has lots of it, make sure my Mom has lots of it, pay off my brother's mortgage and set up education/living funds for my neices and nephew. Buy a great parcel of land, build several great homes on it, and have the whole family living on it - their own "place" but still together. Right now, we're sort of all over the country...and don't necessarily want that. Invest the rest, and make sure there is enough $$ to live on (me and my brother's family), and then make sure that the kids all have "house money" for after they graduate with a degree (i.e. I'd buy them their first home, so they had a good, clean start). Then, when I die, what's left would go to 50% - 50% charity and to my brother; if he predeceased me, it would go to his wife/kids. Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bertusgeert 1 #43 November 3, 2006 QuoteYou won the lottery didn't you, you bastage!!! Don't let him fool you folks, he has been MIA for a little bit. Says he was working. Bahhhhhhh. Fool was making plans to spend his millions!! Ham, my man, I just need about 300,000. I won't really be able to do anything for it other than smile at you and say thank you. I think that is fair. Preeeeeetyyyyyyyyyy please!!!!!! Ned Divine? --------------------------------------------- As jy dom is moet jy bloei! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
