Your Final Words

[Peej 0]

"What the... this is isn't the YMCA!"

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[wes. 0]

"Do i have time for one more try?"

Falling from the top floor
your lungs fill like parachutes

[airtwardo 6]

" HOW DO YA LIKE IT JOHNNY?!?!?? "

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[wmw999 2,123]

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I can't beleive that they have never tried this on Jackass...

OK, you win!

That said, I hope I die peacefully in my sleep. In that case my last words would probably be something completely unmemorable.

Such is life.

Wendy W.

There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

[kbordson 8]

"I'm not dead...I'm getting better....I think I'll go for a walk....I feel happy. I feel happy..."


(Honestly it will be.... "that was fun!")

[livendive 8]

"What the hell is your husband doing home already?!"

Blues,
Dave

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

[airtwardo 6]

As an old skydiving buddy of mine 'Mongo' use to say, his 'prematurely deceased' girlfriend's last words were ever so touching and memorable....






"Mongo...put down the GUN!"

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[damion75 0]

Can someone take me off the next lift? I'm not going to be packed in time...

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Not one shred of evidence supports the theory that life is serious - look at the platypus.

[warpedskydiver 0]

"Never Fry Bacon Naked"

[AggieDave 6]

I just don't want them to be "STOP..."


More likely it'll be "Morgan, honey, put the gun down..."

Or possibly "Do you think my motorcycle is totaled?"

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[KevinMcGuire 0]

I knew this would happen

[ChrisL 2]

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What would you want yours to be?

Get your knee off my chest.

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My mighty steed

[SwampThing 0]

Here ya go Doughnut Boy, I got yer license & registration hangin'!

The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!"
The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"

[ExAFO 0]

"Rosebud..."
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Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

[guppie01 0]

Tell my mom I love her.

Earlier this year, I started writing letters to the people who are important in my life.... these will be left for them.

g

"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?"
Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU
OMG, is she okay?

[aardvarkeater 0]

Hail to the king, baby!

Muff Brother #4026
Loco Zapatos Rodriguez
SCR #14793

[GravityJunky 0]

"Hhhmmm, That's interesting, neither my #1 chute nor reserve opened, this is probably gonna leave a mark. I wonder how much of this quart of SoCo i can finish downing and how many people, i can call on my cell to tell go firetruck themselves before, the sudden deceleration trauma kicks in."
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"Some of it's Magic, some of it's Tragic but I had a good life all the way..." J. Buffet

*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
*Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
*Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

[TFFTM 1]

"And wow! Hey! What's this thing coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding word like... ow... ound... round... ground! That's it! That's a good name -ground!
I wonder if it will be friends with me?"

BSBD
Home of the Alabama Gang

[Slappie 9]

"...it's just a flesh wound."

"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

[wes. 0]

If i go now please remeber one thing... if your ever in america for the love of god dont try buying there videos yuo'll get them home and they wont work in our VCR players!

Falling from the top floor
your lungs fill like parachutes

[GravityJunky 0]

SSSPPPlAAAATTT !
Funny that Ground thing APPEARED to be, so much softer, and more welcoming from 12,000ft. Ha, and I don't recall seeing this large RED puddle from above either! What's that bright light! And who's the big red dude with the tail, poking me with the pitchfork, saying Let's go, times up. I don't remember seeing him packed in the cessenna with the rest of us.

*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too!
*Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
*Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}

[MLKSKY 0]

"Am I wearning underwear today? And, are they my granny-panties or the cute ones, oh well. WHOO HOO!"

[Zep 0]

I'm not religous or belive in the life after, but my last words would be "I repent" Just in case

Gone fishing

[turtlespeed 212]

. . . Shit - I bet this wasn't a good idea after all.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[SkyDekker 1,123]

yes baby, that's how I like it....