funks 1 #1 December 21, 2006 How in the hell am I supposed to enjoy this time of year? Would it be wrong if I beat santa silly in front of a mall full of kids? I wish somebody would start a rent-a-friend business, it would come in really handy this time of year. Some vibes would be nice you selfish fuckers. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #2 December 21, 2006 Bans over I see .....again lolSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #3 December 21, 2006 so, is Santa your father or your uncle? Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #4 December 21, 2006 by doing the same to them! Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pfloyd 0 #5 December 21, 2006 QuoteSome vibes would be nice you selfish fuckers. I wish you a merry Christmas and hope for the best for you! My drinking team has a skydiving problem Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funks 1 #6 December 21, 2006 QuoteQuoteSome vibes would be nice you selfish fuckers. I wish you a merry Christmas and hope for the best for you! Thank you kind sir. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #7 December 21, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteSome vibes would be nice you selfish fuckers. I wish you a merry Christmas and hope for the best for you! Thank you kind sir. Holy fuck, they let you out of the choad hole? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #8 December 21, 2006 Merry Christmas Funks! Bless you, bless you one and all!!!! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #9 December 21, 2006 give him time LMWB! it's early.....just kidding funks...hey we all went through a fucked up childhood...let it go... Merry Christmas! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funks 1 #10 December 21, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteSome vibes would be nice you selfish fuckers. I wish you a merry Christmas and hope for the best for you! Thank you kind sir. Holy fuck, they let you out of the choad hole? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 35 #11 December 21, 2006 Geez, it didn't even take you an hour before you got spanked. I'm so sorry I wasn't here to administer it. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PhreeZone 15 #12 December 21, 2006 Damn, I missed it too. Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites McBeth 0 #13 December 21, 2006 Damn I missed it 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites azdav 0 #14 December 21, 2006 Quote Some vibes would be nice you selfish fuckers. SERENITY NOW!!!SERENITY NOW!!! SERENITY NOW!!!SERENITY NOW!!!SERENITY NOW!!! SERENITY NOW!!!SERENITY NOW!!!SERENITY NOW!!! SERENITY NOW!!!SERENITY NOW!!!SERENITY NOW!!! SERENITY NOW!!! Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AggieDave 6 #15 December 21, 2006 QuoteI wish somebody would start a rent-a-friend business They have those already. Its called Greek Societies in colleges. You know, Frats and Sorostitutes.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wildcard451 0 #16 December 21, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteSome vibes would be nice you selfish fuckers. I wish you a merry Christmas and hope for the best for you! Thank you kind sir. Holy fuck, they let you out of the choad hole? sheesh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites headoverheels 291 #17 December 21, 2006 QuoteI wish somebody would start a rent-a-friend business, it would come in really handy this time of year. They have. If you rent three of them, it will be Ho, Ho, Ho. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #18 December 22, 2006 I love people that whine. Gives me someone to laugh at. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Gawain 0 #19 December 22, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteSome vibes would be nice you selfish fuckers. I wish you a merry Christmas and hope for the best for you! Thank you kind sir. Holy fuck, they let you out of the choad hole? sheesh. I always miss the good stuff...So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lisamariewillbe 1 #20 December 22, 2006 QuoteI always miss the good stuff.. Really? It was a direct violation of the rules.... and typical funks.... gotta love himSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jcd11235 0 #21 December 22, 2006 QuoteYou know, Frats and Sorostitutes. Now AggieDave, that's not PC. I think what you meant was fraternities and sorwhorities.Math tutoring available. Only $6! per hour! First lesson: Factorials! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NWFlyer 2 #22 December 22, 2006 Quote Some vibes would be nice you selfish fuckers. Sure thing. Did you prefer the Pocket Rocket, the Rabbit or the Hitachi Magic Wand?"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wildcard451 0 #23 December 22, 2006 QuoteI love people that whine. Gives me someone to laugh at. that's why you make such a good target. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lisamariewillbe 1 #24 December 22, 2006 awww snap Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Lindercles 0 #25 December 22, 2006 Be careful who you target. You might just get their posts deleted. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
skymama 35 #11 December 21, 2006 Geez, it didn't even take you an hour before you got spanked. I'm so sorry I wasn't here to administer it. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 15 #12 December 21, 2006 Damn, I missed it too. Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #13 December 21, 2006 Damn I missed it 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
azdav 0 #14 December 21, 2006 Quote Some vibes would be nice you selfish fuckers. SERENITY NOW!!!SERENITY NOW!!! SERENITY NOW!!!SERENITY NOW!!!SERENITY NOW!!! SERENITY NOW!!!SERENITY NOW!!!SERENITY NOW!!! SERENITY NOW!!!SERENITY NOW!!!SERENITY NOW!!! SERENITY NOW!!! Noooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! M.P.F.C. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AggieDave 6 #15 December 21, 2006 QuoteI wish somebody would start a rent-a-friend business They have those already. Its called Greek Societies in colleges. You know, Frats and Sorostitutes.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wildcard451 0 #16 December 21, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteSome vibes would be nice you selfish fuckers. I wish you a merry Christmas and hope for the best for you! Thank you kind sir. Holy fuck, they let you out of the choad hole? sheesh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites headoverheels 291 #17 December 21, 2006 QuoteI wish somebody would start a rent-a-friend business, it would come in really handy this time of year. They have. If you rent three of them, it will be Ho, Ho, Ho. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #18 December 22, 2006 I love people that whine. Gives me someone to laugh at. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Gawain 0 #19 December 22, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteSome vibes would be nice you selfish fuckers. I wish you a merry Christmas and hope for the best for you! Thank you kind sir. Holy fuck, they let you out of the choad hole? sheesh. I always miss the good stuff...So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lisamariewillbe 1 #20 December 22, 2006 QuoteI always miss the good stuff.. Really? It was a direct violation of the rules.... and typical funks.... gotta love himSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jcd11235 0 #21 December 22, 2006 QuoteYou know, Frats and Sorostitutes. Now AggieDave, that's not PC. I think what you meant was fraternities and sorwhorities.Math tutoring available. Only $6! per hour! First lesson: Factorials! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NWFlyer 2 #22 December 22, 2006 Quote Some vibes would be nice you selfish fuckers. Sure thing. Did you prefer the Pocket Rocket, the Rabbit or the Hitachi Magic Wand?"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wildcard451 0 #23 December 22, 2006 QuoteI love people that whine. Gives me someone to laugh at. that's why you make such a good target. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lisamariewillbe 1 #24 December 22, 2006 awww snap Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Lindercles 0 #25 December 22, 2006 Be careful who you target. You might just get their posts deleted. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
AggieDave 6 #15 December 21, 2006 QuoteI wish somebody would start a rent-a-friend business They have those already. Its called Greek Societies in colleges. You know, Frats and Sorostitutes.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #16 December 21, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteSome vibes would be nice you selfish fuckers. I wish you a merry Christmas and hope for the best for you! Thank you kind sir. Holy fuck, they let you out of the choad hole? sheesh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 291 #17 December 21, 2006 QuoteI wish somebody would start a rent-a-friend business, it would come in really handy this time of year. They have. If you rent three of them, it will be Ho, Ho, Ho. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #18 December 22, 2006 I love people that whine. Gives me someone to laugh at. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #19 December 22, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteSome vibes would be nice you selfish fuckers. I wish you a merry Christmas and hope for the best for you! Thank you kind sir. Holy fuck, they let you out of the choad hole? sheesh. I always miss the good stuff...So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #20 December 22, 2006 QuoteI always miss the good stuff.. Really? It was a direct violation of the rules.... and typical funks.... gotta love himSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jcd11235 0 #21 December 22, 2006 QuoteYou know, Frats and Sorostitutes. Now AggieDave, that's not PC. I think what you meant was fraternities and sorwhorities.Math tutoring available. Only $6! per hour! First lesson: Factorials! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #22 December 22, 2006 Quote Some vibes would be nice you selfish fuckers. Sure thing. Did you prefer the Pocket Rocket, the Rabbit or the Hitachi Magic Wand?"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #23 December 22, 2006 QuoteI love people that whine. Gives me someone to laugh at. that's why you make such a good target. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #24 December 22, 2006 awww snap Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #25 December 22, 2006 Be careful who you target. You might just get their posts deleted. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
