RkyMtnHigh 0 #1 December 27, 2006 What do you have/crave after Hot Monkey Sex? _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #2 December 27, 2006 cough cough Um Ive never had sex with a hot monkey.... Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #3 December 27, 2006 is a nap politically correct? Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #4 December 27, 2006 Quoteis a nap politically correct? Absolutely NOT! You're supposed to crave MORE HOT MONKEY SEX! _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #5 December 27, 2006 QuoteQuoteis a nap politically correct? Absolutely NOT! You're supposed to crave MORE HOT MONKEY SEX! right... that makes sense.... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #6 December 27, 2006 After sex with a ? A tetanus shot."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #7 December 27, 2006 Quotecough cough Um Ive never had sex with a hot monkey.... So why do you only have sex with ugly monkees... EEEWW do you have Sex with Peter Tork, and Micky DolenzYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skysurfer_Rob 0 #8 December 27, 2006 More hot monkey sex (minus the monkey this time)."Though I Fly Through the Valley of Death, I Shall Fear No Evil...For I am at 80,000 Feet and Climbing." SR-71 hangar entrance sign at Kadena AFB, Japan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #9 December 27, 2006 I think I just threw up..... Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
metalslug 31 #10 December 27, 2006 Assuming the usual; sweat, KY, chocolate body paint, whipped cream... Usualy a bath or shower is my craving. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #11 December 27, 2006 Woo Hoo! That's what I'M talkin' about!!! I forgot to put a shower on the poll options... _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GQ_jumper 4 #12 December 27, 2006 What do you have/crave after Hot Monkey Sex? Quote MORE!!!!!! I have yet to get worn out to the point where I didn't want anymore, it pays to be a runnerHistory does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RkyMtnHigh 0 #13 December 27, 2006 QuoteWhat do you have/crave after Hot Monkey Sex? Quote MORE!!!!!! I have yet to get worn out to the point where I didn't want anymore, it pays to be a runner Really? So being a runner gives one stamina to the point where he doesn't run out of juice? Thanks for the tip. _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GQ_jumper 4 #14 December 27, 2006 Really? So being a runner gives one stamina to the point where he doesn't run out of juice? Thanks for the tip. Quote cardio helps, about a year ago I switched from lifting heavy once a day to cardio up to three times a day and it made a huge difference, i could last a while before but now when it's time to stop i'm barely feeling warmed up get ur man on the treadmillHistory does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AFFI 0 #15 December 27, 2006 Quotecough cough Um Ive never had sex with a hot monkey.... Ohhhh yeah! A hot monkey with a huge red swollen ass! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Samurai136 0 #16 December 27, 2006 QuoteWhat do you have/crave after Hot Monkey Sex? Pizza and a Cherry Coke or a tall glass of Ice Water."Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Twoply 0 #17 December 27, 2006 Afterwards I stand proudly and gaze downward to admire those parts of my body that can give such unbridled pleasure to my lady. Then I notice the people stopped on the sidewalk also gazing at me and I think we should probably should've waited until dark for outdoor sex or at least shut the garage door. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkydiveStMarys 0 #18 December 27, 2006 You can always gauge the sex act by how bad you want to light up!! That and how much your legs feel like "jello". BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #19 December 27, 2006 Quoteis a nap politically correct? _____________________________________ It's 'Man Law'! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites floridadiver81 0 #20 December 27, 2006 Quote Assuming the usual; sweat, KY, chocolate body paint, whipped cream... Usualy a bath or shower is my craving. hmm..personally i continue the sex romp IN the shower "Age has absolutely nothing to do with knowledge, learning, respect, attitude, or personality." -yardhippie "Fight the air, and the air will kick your ass!!! "-Specialkaye Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Skyrad 0 #21 December 27, 2006 MoreWhen an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites cloudseeker2001 0 #22 December 27, 2006 QuoteWhat do you have/crave after Hot Monkey Sex? If you can do anything other than pass out, you did not have HMS! Well, ok, maybe something to drink, the pass out. I think it pretty obvious who is having HMS!!!!!! Does your mother know what you are doing Rocky???????????? "Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance, others mean and rueful of the western dream" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites matt1215 0 #23 December 27, 2006 Eggs benedict Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Zipp0 1 #24 December 27, 2006 I like to quickly rinse the mace out of my eyes. that shit burns! -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mamajumps 0 #25 December 27, 2006 well after hot toe-curling monkey sex, I like to cuddle with my honey.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
RkyMtnHigh 0 #13 December 27, 2006 QuoteWhat do you have/crave after Hot Monkey Sex? Quote MORE!!!!!! I have yet to get worn out to the point where I didn't want anymore, it pays to be a runner Really? So being a runner gives one stamina to the point where he doesn't run out of juice? Thanks for the tip. _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GQ_jumper 4 #14 December 27, 2006 Really? So being a runner gives one stamina to the point where he doesn't run out of juice? Thanks for the tip. Quote cardio helps, about a year ago I switched from lifting heavy once a day to cardio up to three times a day and it made a huge difference, i could last a while before but now when it's time to stop i'm barely feeling warmed up get ur man on the treadmillHistory does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AFFI 0 #15 December 27, 2006 Quotecough cough Um Ive never had sex with a hot monkey.... Ohhhh yeah! A hot monkey with a huge red swollen ass! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Samurai136 0 #16 December 27, 2006 QuoteWhat do you have/crave after Hot Monkey Sex? Pizza and a Cherry Coke or a tall glass of Ice Water."Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Twoply 0 #17 December 27, 2006 Afterwards I stand proudly and gaze downward to admire those parts of my body that can give such unbridled pleasure to my lady. Then I notice the people stopped on the sidewalk also gazing at me and I think we should probably should've waited until dark for outdoor sex or at least shut the garage door. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkydiveStMarys 0 #18 December 27, 2006 You can always gauge the sex act by how bad you want to light up!! That and how much your legs feel like "jello". BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #19 December 27, 2006 Quoteis a nap politically correct? _____________________________________ It's 'Man Law'! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites floridadiver81 0 #20 December 27, 2006 Quote Assuming the usual; sweat, KY, chocolate body paint, whipped cream... Usualy a bath or shower is my craving. hmm..personally i continue the sex romp IN the shower "Age has absolutely nothing to do with knowledge, learning, respect, attitude, or personality." -yardhippie "Fight the air, and the air will kick your ass!!! "-Specialkaye Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Skyrad 0 #21 December 27, 2006 MoreWhen an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites cloudseeker2001 0 #22 December 27, 2006 QuoteWhat do you have/crave after Hot Monkey Sex? If you can do anything other than pass out, you did not have HMS! Well, ok, maybe something to drink, the pass out. I think it pretty obvious who is having HMS!!!!!! Does your mother know what you are doing Rocky???????????? "Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance, others mean and rueful of the western dream" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites matt1215 0 #23 December 27, 2006 Eggs benedict Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Zipp0 1 #24 December 27, 2006 I like to quickly rinse the mace out of my eyes. that shit burns! -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mamajumps 0 #25 December 27, 2006 well after hot toe-curling monkey sex, I like to cuddle with my honey.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
GQ_jumper 4 #14 December 27, 2006 Really? So being a runner gives one stamina to the point where he doesn't run out of juice? Thanks for the tip. Quote cardio helps, about a year ago I switched from lifting heavy once a day to cardio up to three times a day and it made a huge difference, i could last a while before but now when it's time to stop i'm barely feeling warmed up get ur man on the treadmillHistory does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid. --Dwight D. Eisenhower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AFFI 0 #15 December 27, 2006 Quotecough cough Um Ive never had sex with a hot monkey.... Ohhhh yeah! A hot monkey with a huge red swollen ass! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Samurai136 0 #16 December 27, 2006 QuoteWhat do you have/crave after Hot Monkey Sex? Pizza and a Cherry Coke or a tall glass of Ice Water."Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Twoply 0 #17 December 27, 2006 Afterwards I stand proudly and gaze downward to admire those parts of my body that can give such unbridled pleasure to my lady. Then I notice the people stopped on the sidewalk also gazing at me and I think we should probably should've waited until dark for outdoor sex or at least shut the garage door. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkydiveStMarys 0 #18 December 27, 2006 You can always gauge the sex act by how bad you want to light up!! That and how much your legs feel like "jello". BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites masterrig 1 #19 December 27, 2006 Quoteis a nap politically correct? _____________________________________ It's 'Man Law'! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites floridadiver81 0 #20 December 27, 2006 Quote Assuming the usual; sweat, KY, chocolate body paint, whipped cream... Usualy a bath or shower is my craving. hmm..personally i continue the sex romp IN the shower "Age has absolutely nothing to do with knowledge, learning, respect, attitude, or personality." -yardhippie "Fight the air, and the air will kick your ass!!! "-Specialkaye Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Skyrad 0 #21 December 27, 2006 MoreWhen an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites cloudseeker2001 0 #22 December 27, 2006 QuoteWhat do you have/crave after Hot Monkey Sex? If you can do anything other than pass out, you did not have HMS! Well, ok, maybe something to drink, the pass out. I think it pretty obvious who is having HMS!!!!!! Does your mother know what you are doing Rocky???????????? "Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance, others mean and rueful of the western dream" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites matt1215 0 #23 December 27, 2006 Eggs benedict Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Zipp0 1 #24 December 27, 2006 I like to quickly rinse the mace out of my eyes. that shit burns! -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mamajumps 0 #25 December 27, 2006 well after hot toe-curling monkey sex, I like to cuddle with my honey.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
AFFI 0 #15 December 27, 2006 Quotecough cough Um Ive never had sex with a hot monkey.... Ohhhh yeah! A hot monkey with a huge red swollen ass! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Samurai136 0 #16 December 27, 2006 QuoteWhat do you have/crave after Hot Monkey Sex? Pizza and a Cherry Coke or a tall glass of Ice Water."Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twoply 0 #17 December 27, 2006 Afterwards I stand proudly and gaze downward to admire those parts of my body that can give such unbridled pleasure to my lady. Then I notice the people stopped on the sidewalk also gazing at me and I think we should probably should've waited until dark for outdoor sex or at least shut the garage door. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #18 December 27, 2006 You can always gauge the sex act by how bad you want to light up!! That and how much your legs feel like "jello". BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #19 December 27, 2006 Quoteis a nap politically correct? _____________________________________ It's 'Man Law'! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
floridadiver81 0 #20 December 27, 2006 Quote Assuming the usual; sweat, KY, chocolate body paint, whipped cream... Usualy a bath or shower is my craving. hmm..personally i continue the sex romp IN the shower "Age has absolutely nothing to do with knowledge, learning, respect, attitude, or personality." -yardhippie "Fight the air, and the air will kick your ass!!! "-Specialkaye Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrad 0 #21 December 27, 2006 MoreWhen an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloudseeker2001 0 #22 December 27, 2006 QuoteWhat do you have/crave after Hot Monkey Sex? If you can do anything other than pass out, you did not have HMS! Well, ok, maybe something to drink, the pass out. I think it pretty obvious who is having HMS!!!!!! Does your mother know what you are doing Rocky???????????? "Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance, others mean and rueful of the western dream" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt1215 0 #23 December 27, 2006 Eggs benedict Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zipp0 1 #24 December 27, 2006 I like to quickly rinse the mace out of my eyes. that shit burns! -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #25 December 27, 2006 well after hot toe-curling monkey sex, I like to cuddle with my honey.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
