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Enjoy the feeling while it lasts. Eventually you'll be thinking about mortgages and car payments and the people you don't like at work. Remembering back to when you used to spend time thinking 'bout sex will seem like the "good ol' days". Enjoy 'em before they're gone.

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There is a food women can eat that makes them lose all desire for sex; It's called "wedding cake



Nobody would be stupid enough to marry me (this is where ya'll feel sorry for me and tell me the "right one" is out there.) :D

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Fuck a cop... That'll do the trick (at least for a little while). If you need one, let me know, and I'll send him right over. He doesn't mind driving... :o

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

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There is a food women can eat that makes them lose all desire for sex; It's called "wedding cake



Nobody would be stupid enough to marry me (this is where ya'll feel sorry for me and tell me the "right one" is out there.) :D



Sorry sweetie - but there ain't no gaurantees in life.[:/]

But you just keep trying . . .
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Buck up, there's plenty of stupid people out there



Woohoo, there's hope for me yet!! Does anyone know if stitch is stupid? :D

Hell, I'll be the "Village Idiot" for you. :S
"No cookies for you"- GFD
"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
Don't be a "Racer Hater"

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> Ok fine, you'll be added to the titty picture PM list
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Please, add myself too to your titty picture PM list :)
Stay safe out there
Blue Skies and Soft Walls
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Buck up, there's plenty of stupid people out there
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Woohoo, there's hope for me yet!! Does anyone know if stitch is stupid?
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Hell, I'll be the "Village Idiot" for you.



Can you talk like Cartman in bed too?

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

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Buck up, there's plenty of stupid people out there



Woohoo, there's hope for me yet!! Does anyone know if stitch is stupid? :D



If you married Stitch you'd be my daughter in law!!!! :)
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"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?"
Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU
OMG, is she okay?

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Buck up, there's plenty of stupid people out there
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Woohoo, there's hope for me yet!! Does anyone know if stitch is stupid?
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Hell, I'll be the "Village Idiot" for you.



Can you talk like Cartman in bed too?

OK, Goddammit!! ;)
"No cookies for you"- GFD
"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
Don't be a "Racer Hater"

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Buck up, there's plenty of stupid people out there
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Woohoo, there's hope for me yet!! Does anyone know if stitch is stupid?
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Hell, I'll be the "Village Idiot" for you.



Can you talk like Cartman in bed too?

OK, Goddammit!! ;)



You bastard! :D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Buck up, there's plenty of stupid people out there
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Woohoo, there's hope for me yet!! Does anyone know if stitch is stupid?
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Hell, I'll be the "Village Idiot" for you.



Can you talk like Cartman in bed too?

OK, Goddammit!! ;)



You bastard! :D

Kyle, your mom is a big fat bitch, Mmmkay. :o
"No cookies for you"- GFD
"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
Don't be a "Racer Hater"

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