MTGirl 2 #1 February 11, 2007 Why is it, that a fun, not-bad looking skydiver chick named Meghan cannot make it past four dates? We spent our cold weekend of jumping over a frozen ass lake pondering this very question. Post to follow showing off her hottie-tottie winter jumping getup. She is open to any and all suggestions that you may have to offer (the Legend need not respond...) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IanHarrop 37 #2 February 11, 2007 QuoteWhy is it, that a fun, not-bad looking skydiver chick named Meghan cannot make it past four dates? We spent our cold weekend of jumping over a frozen ass lake pondering this very question. Post to follow showing off her hottie-tottie winter jumping getup. She is open to any and all suggestions that you may have to offer (the Legend need not respond...) I can't off a reason she can't get past 4 dates but I have a solution.... me "Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflyimpaired 0 #3 February 11, 2007 I know Meghan! She hot, the only problem is whenever I'm around her she is always staring at my junk and that makes me feel uncomfortable. She doen't do that on her dates does she? Men don't like to be treated like meat. I think she should go for the Legend! "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #4 February 11, 2007 Is she giving it up to fast or not at all? There has to be a happy medium. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #5 February 11, 2007 I'll agree that meghan is hot. Anything Joe says, i know is true!! Hi Joe!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #6 February 11, 2007 QuoteShe is open to any and all suggestions that you may have to offer (the Legend need not respond...) I see my reputation proceeds me. Bolas "The Legend" RodriguezStupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #7 February 12, 2007 Send her to my house for some lengthy testing! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MTGirl 2 #8 February 12, 2007 And here she is, in all her wonder and glory. I believe the question posed this weekend was, "how can you NOT want this???" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #9 February 12, 2007 QuoteIs she giving it up to fast or not at all? There has to be a happy medium. I am confused. What could "too fast" possibly mean? I interpret "not at all" to mean "after the pizza is finished". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #10 February 12, 2007 [Austin Powers Voice]"That's a MAN baby!" [/APV] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meghan 0 #11 February 12, 2007 That was indeed the question posed and seriously. how do you turn that down? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sartre 0 #12 February 12, 2007 Quote[Austin Powers Voice]"That's a MAN baby!" [/APV] Clearly, you won't be getting any. From Meghan, anyway. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Meghan 0 #13 February 12, 2007 Joe I knew I should have come to you right away with this problem! I bet it is the junk-staring that is preventing me from making it to that elusive 5th date. Thanks hon! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #14 February 12, 2007 QuoteClearly, you won't be getting any. From Meghan, anyway. I'm used to it. Today I met a woman with 3 watches on her arm and she wouldn't give me the time of day. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sartre 0 #15 February 12, 2007 Quote Today I met a woman with 3 watches on her arm and she wouldn't give me the time of day. WOW!!! That was a really good joke. Keep it up, those women will be lining up to appreciate your man-package. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflyimpaired 0 #16 February 12, 2007 Your welcome! Please feel free to seek me out for relationship advice whenever you wish. "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Unstable 8 #17 February 12, 2007 Sounds like it's not her fault - probably the guys she's dating are defective. I'm old school when it comes to manners - screw political correctness - when it comes to dating, there are girl responsibilities and guy responsibilities. I think that guys who wait for the girls to fall in their lap are gutless wonders - good skydiving girls shouldn't go dateless. Good luck! If I knew those guys you were dating - I'd kick em in the rear for you. =========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Icon134 0 #18 February 12, 2007 QuoteAnd here she is, in all her wonder and glory. I believe the question posed this weekend was, "how can you NOT want this???"I've got to agree... them are some nice threads... I wish I could help... is it always the 4th date? cause that is kind of strange... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jcoiner 0 #19 February 12, 2007 I have to say I have no idea why Skydiving Meghan only makes it to four dates. See Meghan is a very dynamic individual who is very similar to a fine bottle of wine. She gets better the more time that you spend with her. That is exactly why I don't understand how she makes it to four dates and then they bail on her. I would think that if they made it to four dates they would be hooked by then. Chalk this up there with the other mysteries of the world like Stonehenge, Crop Circles, and the Great Pyramids. I know I was instructed not to respond, but I had to throw my 2 cents in. Love ya Meg! Jimmy Coiner aka The Legend Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ZZTopless 0 #20 February 12, 2007 I third that Skydiving Meghan is a hottie. Attached is a pic from New Years. It shows her attributes much better than you're pic Erika (no offense). Mind you we're a pretty damn good looking crew, but Meghan kinda stole the glory with her red cowboy hat. No one could top it. Z Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sartre 0 #21 February 12, 2007 I have to disagree there. The fuzzy pink one in the back clearly should be first place. ...............does anyone know where I can get one? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ZZTopless 0 #22 February 12, 2007 I picked it up at party city a couple years back for Couch Freaks...it's treated me well since. I still like the red cowboy hat. It's like yankee doodle dandy! Z Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sartre 0 #23 February 12, 2007 Party city? Wait!! I think I have that one! .......runs from the room........... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jerm 0 #24 February 12, 2007 QuoteJoe I knew I should have come to you right away with this problem! I bet it is the junk-staring that is preventing me from making it to that elusive 5th date. Thanks hon! i figures it out everybody. Meghan.. i'm sure you're fab an all, but it apparently takes them a max of 4 dtes to realize you're jumping a racer... and then what choice do they have? Landing without injury is not necessarily evidence that you didn't fuck up... it just means you got away with it this time Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sartre 0 #25 February 12, 2007 Is this the same one? edited: Ok, I look scary in that pic. Sorry folks. Didn't mean to alarm ya'll. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
sartre 0 #12 February 12, 2007 Quote[Austin Powers Voice]"That's a MAN baby!" [/APV] Clearly, you won't be getting any. From Meghan, anyway. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meghan 0 #13 February 12, 2007 Joe I knew I should have come to you right away with this problem! I bet it is the junk-staring that is preventing me from making it to that elusive 5th date. Thanks hon! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #14 February 12, 2007 QuoteClearly, you won't be getting any. From Meghan, anyway. I'm used to it. Today I met a woman with 3 watches on her arm and she wouldn't give me the time of day. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #15 February 12, 2007 Quote Today I met a woman with 3 watches on her arm and she wouldn't give me the time of day. WOW!!! That was a really good joke. Keep it up, those women will be lining up to appreciate your man-package. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflyimpaired 0 #16 February 12, 2007 Your welcome! Please feel free to seek me out for relationship advice whenever you wish. "Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 8 #17 February 12, 2007 Sounds like it's not her fault - probably the guys she's dating are defective. I'm old school when it comes to manners - screw political correctness - when it comes to dating, there are girl responsibilities and guy responsibilities. I think that guys who wait for the girls to fall in their lap are gutless wonders - good skydiving girls shouldn't go dateless. Good luck! If I knew those guys you were dating - I'd kick em in the rear for you. =========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #18 February 12, 2007 QuoteAnd here she is, in all her wonder and glory. I believe the question posed this weekend was, "how can you NOT want this???"I've got to agree... them are some nice threads... I wish I could help... is it always the 4th date? cause that is kind of strange... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jcoiner 0 #19 February 12, 2007 I have to say I have no idea why Skydiving Meghan only makes it to four dates. See Meghan is a very dynamic individual who is very similar to a fine bottle of wine. She gets better the more time that you spend with her. That is exactly why I don't understand how she makes it to four dates and then they bail on her. I would think that if they made it to four dates they would be hooked by then. Chalk this up there with the other mysteries of the world like Stonehenge, Crop Circles, and the Great Pyramids. I know I was instructed not to respond, but I had to throw my 2 cents in. Love ya Meg! Jimmy Coiner aka The Legend Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZZTopless 0 #20 February 12, 2007 I third that Skydiving Meghan is a hottie. Attached is a pic from New Years. It shows her attributes much better than you're pic Erika (no offense). Mind you we're a pretty damn good looking crew, but Meghan kinda stole the glory with her red cowboy hat. No one could top it. Z Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #21 February 12, 2007 I have to disagree there. The fuzzy pink one in the back clearly should be first place. ...............does anyone know where I can get one? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ZZTopless 0 #22 February 12, 2007 I picked it up at party city a couple years back for Couch Freaks...it's treated me well since. I still like the red cowboy hat. It's like yankee doodle dandy! Z Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sartre 0 #23 February 12, 2007 Party city? Wait!! I think I have that one! .......runs from the room........... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jerm 0 #24 February 12, 2007 QuoteJoe I knew I should have come to you right away with this problem! I bet it is the junk-staring that is preventing me from making it to that elusive 5th date. Thanks hon! i figures it out everybody. Meghan.. i'm sure you're fab an all, but it apparently takes them a max of 4 dtes to realize you're jumping a racer... and then what choice do they have? Landing without injury is not necessarily evidence that you didn't fuck up... it just means you got away with it this time Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sartre 0 #25 February 12, 2007 Is this the same one? edited: Ok, I look scary in that pic. Sorry folks. Didn't mean to alarm ya'll. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
ZZTopless 0 #22 February 12, 2007 I picked it up at party city a couple years back for Couch Freaks...it's treated me well since. I still like the red cowboy hat. It's like yankee doodle dandy! Z Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #23 February 12, 2007 Party city? Wait!! I think I have that one! .......runs from the room........... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerm 0 #24 February 12, 2007 QuoteJoe I knew I should have come to you right away with this problem! I bet it is the junk-staring that is preventing me from making it to that elusive 5th date. Thanks hon! i figures it out everybody. Meghan.. i'm sure you're fab an all, but it apparently takes them a max of 4 dtes to realize you're jumping a racer... and then what choice do they have? Landing without injury is not necessarily evidence that you didn't fuck up... it just means you got away with it this time Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #25 February 12, 2007 Is this the same one? edited: Ok, I look scary in that pic. Sorry folks. Didn't mean to alarm ya'll. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
