Things that sound dirty at the DZ, but aren't...

[mattyblast 0]

"Kneel here for me while I stuff it in."

"DOOR!!!"

[Bayouth 0]

"So, how about we get a 3-way going?"

-- Yeah... I'm the tall one...

[livendive 8]

"Please don't take a shit in my pussy."

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

[TheStepchild 0]

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"Please don't take a shit in my pussy."

No, pretty sure that one's dirty...
You're not my friend anymore.

Why can't pirates and cowboys co-exist in perfect harmony?

[floridadiver81 0]

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"Please don't take a shit in my pussy."

Umm..i now im new and everything...but wtf?

"Age has absolutely nothing to do with knowledge, learning, respect, attitude, or personality." -yardhippie
"Fight the air, and the air will kick your ass!!! "-Specialkaye

[Lindercles 0]

That's better.

[LisaH 0]

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That's better.

Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

[Hambone 0]

Nice work!

Yeah...You need to grow up. -Skymama

[TrophyHusband 0]

"wanna pack my chute?"

"Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama
www.kjandmegan.com

[iluvtofly 0]

"Who wants to do a horny gorilla with me?"

[llkenziell 0]

arch harder

"Living like fallen angels who lost their halos" - Unknown Prophets

-Love Life-

[gonzalesna 0]

First, I'll do a rear dock, then you can come and do one.

Don't forget to pull...(out)

Packing this shit is a pain in the ass.

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[AFFI 0]

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arch harder

Pretend like Pamela Anderson is in front of you, and Tommy Lee is BEHIND you!

[ladyflyer77 0]

"will you give me a gear check?"

"is my pin up?"

"your legs look loose" (guy saying to a chick)

"your leg straps look a little tight" (chick saying to a guy)

"damn, that looks hard"

guy saying, "I love accuracy" chick saying back, "yeah, I do to"

If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here!

[chaoskitty 0]

I didn't get any penetration.. I got blown backwards!

[SeanSolo 0]

we're gonna do a two-way rodeo where she's gonna be on top riding me...

Cookie Firecrotch
"Don't you know who I am!? I'm the Juggernaut Bitch!"

[ladyflyer77 0]

or how about just sounds stupid.

jumping an otter a student asks, "do you want me to close the door when we exit?"

on a day when the winds were at like 20+ a student asks,
"why don't you want to jump? we'll be fine because we pro packed?

If I stand on my tip toes, I can see the weekend from here!

[JAC 0]

Want to do a dirty nurse?

[keka 0]

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I didn't get any penetration.. I got blown backwards!

LMAO!!!

" Can you teach me how to sit ?"

http://www.woundedwarriorproject.org
PMS#551
I love my life :)

[sunshine 2]

"hey, are you the guy i saw running around naked last night?"

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[Armour666 0]

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I didn't get any penetration.. I got blown backwards!

I didn't get any penetration.. I got blown backwards!
So I kicked my feet out and came in for a hard dock

SO this one time at band camp.....

"Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."

[SpeedRacer 1]

"Six bucks for a pack-job!"

Speed Racer
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[SeanSolo 0]

"you're overpaying for a pack-job"

Cookie Firecrotch
"Don't you know who I am!? I'm the Juggernaut Bitch!"

[gonzalesna 0]

swooping into a tight spot

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[Armour666 0]

finger traping

SO this one time at band camp.....

"Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."