kbordson 8 #1 June 12, 2007 I thought this was a nice summary of what you should be looking for when you go and see a new doc. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #2 June 12, 2007 Oh I thought this was another one of those threads about what can be seen on xray that are in doctors bodies this time.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #3 June 12, 2007 (only a little metal here - teenie tiny screw to hold the new ligament nicely) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #4 June 12, 2007 Come on now.. I was thinking... uh... other objects... some of those you just gotta go.. .......huh....WTF were you thinking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #5 June 12, 2007 Quote Come on now.. I was thinking... uh... other objects... some of those you just gotta go.. .......huh....WTF were you thinking. No... we look for those in the patients. Doctors would [shocked voice]never[/shocked voice] do such a thing! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peregrinerose 0 #6 June 12, 2007 It had a few rips on non-MD professions that were unnecessary, but the main points were all good ones. Too bad a vast majority of docs/health care practitioners don't follow those guidelines Do or do not, there is no try -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #7 June 12, 2007 Agreed there are definatley places for Nurse Practicioners, Midwives, Physician Assistants! And my nurse is wonderful! But, I don't expect her to do all the teaching or talking .... (but... I wouldn't mind if she would offer to do all the charting. ) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #8 June 12, 2007 I went flying with my doctor week before last. After shutting down the engine, he gave me the controls and at one point had me push fairly deep into a stall. Then he asked me whether I wanted to land with or without power, and I chose the one I haven't done before (except with a parachute). I think we proved we trust each other...now I just need to remember to ensure that he doesn't have abnormally large knuckles before I turn 40. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
karenmeal 0 #9 June 12, 2007 Are you talking about Pete Hill? I thought he was just a proctologist specializing in bullshit. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #10 June 12, 2007 I usually check their jump to post ratio and then go from there. This is where men get all of their medical advice. The Bonfire. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #11 June 12, 2007 With some doctors, sexy lingerie is a nice idea Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #12 June 12, 2007 Quote With some doctors, sexy lingerie is a nice idea You really should see me in a lace teddy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #13 June 12, 2007 >>now I just need to remember to ensure that he doesn't have abnormally large knuckles before I turn 40. [Laugh] Doesn't matter... it STILL feels like he's tryin to put a beer can up there!! Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #14 June 12, 2007 Quote Are you talking about Pete Hill? I thought he was just a proctologist specializing in bullshit. Nope...the only jump my doc has done was a tandem with me. I've jumped from the wing of one of his gliders and flown the other. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vskydiver 0 #15 June 12, 2007 That was actually some very good/informative advice. I have seen WAY to many Dr's WAY to often in my very short lifetime so I know of what I'm talking about. The best method that I've found however is to just put your own band aid on and skip the Dr. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #16 June 12, 2007 Quote You really should see me in a lace teddy. Uh... is that you in the lace teddy or the patient in the lace teddy? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #17 June 12, 2007 Quote That was actually some very good/informative advice. I have seen WAY to many Dr's WAY to often in my very short lifetime so I know of what I'm talking about. Boy, ain't that the truth. It's sad/funny when the patient has to educate the doctors and nurses. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #18 June 12, 2007 Those are good points. more clear tip offs; a humped back nurse named Igor a bottle of chianti and a can of fava beans used tongue depressors a diploma from E bayBeware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Krip 2 #19 June 12, 2007 Quote It had a few rips on non-MD professions that were unnecessary, but the main points were all good ones. Too bad a vast majority of docs/health care practitioners don't follow those guidelines Been ther done that. Dr's are like DZ''s I give them one chance. If I don't get the service I think I deserve I don't go back. It also helps when their younger than some of the shoes in my closet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #20 June 12, 2007 A wooden X ray contraption made by Madam Curie used car parts laying around.Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #21 June 12, 2007 Quote Quote You really should see me in a lace teddy. Uh... is that you in the lace teddy or the patient in the lace teddy? Depends on what game we're playing that day. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #22 June 12, 2007 QuoteYou really should see me in a lace teddy. ----------------------------------------------------------- Uh... is that you in the lace teddy or the patient in the lace teddy?Crazy ----------------------------------------------------------- Depends on what game we're playing that day. I wanna play!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #23 June 12, 2007 If I had a Hoo-ha, I would gladly let you doctor it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #24 June 12, 2007 a bottle of bar and chain lube on the counter black lights and hendrix posters in the waiting room really really really thick glassesBeware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #25 June 12, 2007 Quote If I had a Hoo-ha, I would gladly let you doctor it. I soooo don't want to see your downstairs mixup! And the answer is an adament "NO!" regarding Clint and I giving you an OTBH5 number. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites