Your favorite analogy

[lawrocket 3]

Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it but the longer you stay the more wrinkled you get.

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[DiamondGirl 0]

Procrastination is like masturbation....it feels great at first but in the end, you're just fucking yourself.

~* Quae Sursum Volo Videre *~

[lekstrom10k 0]

In the words of Charley [Captain Smooth] Greenfield"A person was so bad they could fuck up a one car funeral"

[gonzalesna 0]

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Procrastination is like masturbation....it feels great at first but in the end, you're just fucking yourself.

DING DING DING!!! I think we have a winner!!!

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[AirWhore 0]

Bud Light is like sex in a canoe.......It's Fucking near water.....

[SpeedRacer 1]

"Like a midget at a urinal, I knew I had to stay on my toes."

Leslie Nielsen

Speed Racer
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[RkyMtnHigh 0]

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"Like a midget at a urinal, I knew I had to stay on my toes."

Leslie Nielsen

I like visual analogies!

"I'm as busy as a one-legged man in an asskickin' contest"

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[ryoder 1,384]

The funniest analogies I've heard are from Dennis Miller in one of his rants.

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[JSBIRD 1]

When describing something really messed up...

"That's as fucked up as a blind mans checkbook"

359

"Now I've settled down,
in a quiet little town,
and forgot about everything"

[gonzalesna 0]

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When describing something really messed up...

"That's as fucked up as a blind mans checkbook"

359

Want me to make room in the basket for ya? We're goin' ta hell

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[squirrel 0]

this is one i came up with...

"skydiving to me is like pressing 'CTRL-ALT-DEL' on your PC."

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Where is Darwin when you need him?

[AshDeBash 0]

You're about as much use as a chocolate fire-guard!

[SkydiveStMarys 0]

Oh that went over as well as a turd floating in a punch bowl.

Bobbi

A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

[BillyVance 34]

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Oh that went over as well as a turd floating in Walt's tub.

fixed it.

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[llkenziell 0]

"I get hard, fast - like french bread"
-Friend in cali

"Living like fallen angels who lost their halos" - Unknown Prophets

-Love Life-

[countzero 7]

trying to describe skydiving to a whoffo is like trying to describe sex to virgin.

diamonds are a dawgs best friend

[Squeak 17]

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this is one i came up with...

"skydiving to me is like pressing 'CTRL-ALT-DEL' on your PC."

You get your Windows Task Manager up?

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

[Royd 0]

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"Like a midget at a urinal, I knew I had to stay on my toes."

Leslie Nielsen

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I like visual analogies!

"I'm as busy as a one-legged man in an asskickin' contest"

That's about as useful as a screendoor on a submarine.

[SkydiveStMarys 0]

Bobbi

A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

[gonzalesna 0]

that guy's about as straight as a mountain road

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[Royd 0]

Here's a few that I remember from my Dad;

That's as handy as a pocket on a shirt.
It's raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock.
It's drier than a popcorn fart.

[Andrewwhyte 1]

Arguing on the internet is like competing in the Special Olympics; even if you win you're still retarded.

[Stumpy 256]

I felt about as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit

Never try to eat more than you can lift

[RkyMtnHigh 0]

That made me think of this one..

"My hearing is so good that I could hear a flee fart"

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[Jayruss 0]

Much like communism, the idea sounds great in theory

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"Beware how you take away hope from another human being."
-Oliver Wendell Holmes