BillyVance 34 #1 August 16, 2007 Background: Jose Offerman, playing for the Long Island Ducks in the minor leagues, hits a home run in the first inning, and then in his next at bat in the second inning gets plunked with a fast ball. In a split second he went into a rage taking his bat with him after the pitcher. Took a swing at him, breaking the pitcher's finger and on the back swing, pops the catcher in the back of the head. Catcher went to the hospital with a concussion. Pitcher was ejected, as was his manager. Offerman is suspended indefinitely and faces charges of assault. So, offer your best caption! It wasn't a funny situation, but the picture just looked a bit comical to me, I don't know why. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #2 August 16, 2007 Where's my honey bitch? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver30960 0 #3 August 16, 2007 Who says steriods absolutely do NOT cause rage issues? Elvisio "meh" Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #4 August 16, 2007 Where all the white women at?Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stratostar 5 #5 August 16, 2007 NOT PC"I'll show you boy,BITCH!"you can't pay for kids schoolin' with love of skydiving! ~ Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #6 August 16, 2007 Oh my fucking God, my stomach hurts!!! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #7 August 16, 2007 I think it's VERY PC exactly what should happen to the KKKYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #8 August 16, 2007 I'm not even gonna try to follow that oneI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #9 August 16, 2007 Quote I'm not even gonna try to follow that one Trust me, that one can't be topped! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #10 August 16, 2007 New meaning to "Boyz in the Hood." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 8 #11 August 16, 2007 Make me a Sammich, bitch!=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #12 August 16, 2007 Manager: "WOAH! Hold on now!!! I said rock paper scissors! NOT bat, glove, brain!"Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdvr 200 #13 August 16, 2007 60 feet 6 inches my ass!Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #14 August 16, 2007 QuoteWho says steriods absolutely do NOT cause rage issues? Elvisio "meh" Rodriguez isnt that the testosterone!?“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #15 August 16, 2007 QuoteQuoteWho says steriods absolutely do NOT cause rage issues? Elvisio "meh" Rodriguez isnt that the testosterone!? Don't think it was steroids. If he was on steroids, they would have caught him in the regular drug tests. He just blew it, plain and simple, and went apeshit. However, I'd like to see him get a drug test now, just to be sure."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #16 August 16, 2007 ..............LESS FILLING ! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #17 August 16, 2007 Quote ..............LESS FILLING ! ..............TASTES GREAT!! I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lastchance 0 #18 August 16, 2007 Sorry. No caption. I just think these guys make way to much money to just play a game. They all need to grow the fuck up and set a decent example for the young kids that watch and admire them. Several yrs back I vowed that I would never spend my hard earned money to go see a major league baseball game ever or even watch it on TV. Not after the millionaire players were striking against the billionaire owners for more money and all the season ticket holders got corked in the ass with no refund. IMO all pro sports athletes are grossly overpaid. I'd like to see them all do what they do for minimum wage. They are playing games for crying out loud. Sorry. Just my rant for the day. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Para_Frog 1 #19 August 16, 2007 Dude, that's the minors. They get like $125 and three ham sandwiches a week.- Harvey, BASE 1232 TAN-I, IAD-I, S&TA BLiNC Magazine Team Member Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #20 August 16, 2007 3 sammiches???? Damn, I want to be traded! I'm only gettin' 1 sammich.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #21 August 16, 2007 Quote Dude, that's the minors. They get like $125 and three ham sandwiches a week. That was my thought - it's not the majors . . . now THOSE fuckers make too much.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyjumpsteve 0 #22 August 16, 2007 The Ducks are not even in the minor leagues! They are a friggin' independent league. They get paid so little they probably have to pay to play I think Offerman is still pissed the Red Sox cut him 5 years ago....he just needed to take his anger out on someone! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lastchance 0 #23 August 16, 2007 My bad? Are we talking 1994 or 1995? Not sure. I don't remember the year for sure but I'm almost sure it was the majors. I have to say though that I really enjoy going to the minor league games here in my hometown. Lots of fun. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #24 August 17, 2007 Offerman was in the majors for 15 years. I think it's safe to say he'll never play baseball professionally again."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
