huka551 0 #1 August 7, 2007 It is my experience, as a female skydiver, who can not open a beer with a lighter or some object other then a bottle opener, that the majority of male skydivers can and some females too! So can you? Muff Brother 3723 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skysprite 0 #2 August 7, 2007 Where's the option for never tried? In fact where the option for never thought to try? ~skysprite Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #3 August 7, 2007 or with another beer bottle...I know a bartender at the biker bar I grew up in...she can open them with her boobies.... I said boobies...snicker... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
huka551 0 #4 August 7, 2007 Now that's talent! Muff Brother 3723 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #5 August 7, 2007 I just say abra cadabra and it opens for me... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #6 August 7, 2007 I know some other people that have much more valuable talents than that... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SimonBones 1 #7 August 7, 2007 What? My beer better already be open when the bitch brings it! 108 way head down world record!!! http://www.simonbones.com Hit me up on Facebook Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #8 August 7, 2007 hence the reason abra cadabra works so well Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #9 August 7, 2007 I can't, then again I never have a lighter handy. I'm pretty good at flicking the bottle tops though.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #10 August 7, 2007 I can open a beer bottle using the door latch on my car. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick 67 #11 August 7, 2007 I can open a beer bottle with almost anythingat a party a couple weeks ago I used a plastic chair to open a beer You can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #12 August 7, 2007 Sure can, it takes a while, and the beer is then too warm to drink, though. Easier to have the barwench open it with an opener. ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #13 August 7, 2007 you wouldn't be YOU if you couldn't! funny...this thread reminded me of the last visit to your house! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
psipike02 0 #14 August 7, 2007 Since I dont smoke, this is the main reason I buy lighters... But yep, if no bottle opener or counter top is available, then I use it. I learned from a bunch of my friends out in Tecumseh..Puttin' some stank on it. ----Hellfish #707---- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davedlg 0 #15 August 7, 2007 At my house, a beer bottle opener was never around when we needed one. We finally had the idea to attach one to the dog's collar. Now whenever we need a beer, we just call the dog over. It's the beer opener that comes to you Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
huka551 0 #16 August 7, 2007 That's awsome! I met a guy on the dz who had one in his flip flop! LOL he actually cut out a section on the bottom, just big enough to fit the opener! Muff Brother 3723 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davedlg 0 #17 August 7, 2007 Reef actually manufactures a flip flop with a beer opener in the sole. I'm just not so sure I want the bottom of my shoe touching the top of a beer I am about to drink. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pinkfairy 0 #18 August 7, 2007 I used to be able to. I think it was when I had 2mm hair and went to the gym regularly. I was 110 punds and it was all muscle and I couldn't understand why I didn't lose weight. Yeah, that's my dark past. That just goes to prove that there are some benifits of moving metal. Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phillbo 11 #19 August 7, 2007 Yeah, I have a pair of Reefs with the opener but I rarely use it. Mostly because once everyone on the boat realizes I have it, I constantly have to take of my flip flop an open someones beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Loonix 0 #20 August 7, 2007 You can open it with just about anything.. lighters are very easy, though, and i am quite shocked to realize that this many skydivers can't do that! I also like to open the beer with the case i took the beer from.. :) or a coin.. haven't tried teeth, although im sure it's not so hard to do - it just damages the teeth a bit too much :) Oh, and cellphones are good too. Or other bottles of beer. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #21 August 7, 2007 Quote I can open a beer bottle with almost anythingat a party a couple weeks ago I used a plastic chair to open a beer Its because you drink that redneck piss water either a can or twist tophttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #22 August 7, 2007 Quote Quote I can open a beer bottle with almost anythingat a party a couple weeks ago I used a plastic chair to open a beer Its because you drink that redneck piss water either a can or twist top Yeah, if its a twist off, it aint real beer. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squirrel 0 #23 August 7, 2007 true story...back in college, for srping break, 14 of us pile into our cars and trucks and head down the baja in mexico. we took a boat, motorcycles, atv's, generator, welder, tons of bottled beer, microwave, (yes, a microwave)...just about everything but the kitchen sink, oh, and not one person brought a bottle opener. so, after a week of constant drinking on the beach, we had figured out how to open a beer with just about everything...we even opened 14 beers at once, using the tie down hooks on my old truck. ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #24 August 7, 2007 Nope, never tried but I've seen jay (thanatos340) do it and he's fairly androgenous so i don't think it's a gender related skill I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick 67 #25 August 7, 2007 Quote Quote I can open a beer bottle with almost anythingat a party a couple weeks ago I used a plastic chair to open a beer Its because you drink that redneck piss water either a can or twist top ----------------------------------------------------------- no way Wolfe would kick my ass if he saw me with a domestic beer you probably just breakoff the top of the bottle and slam it downYou can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
