Andy_Copland 0 #1 October 2, 2007 I am new in America and all these american women keep throwing themselves at me. Should i move to Utah where 5-9 wives is the normal. What is a short man to do?1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #2 October 2, 2007 I recommend waking up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jasonRose 0 #3 October 2, 2007 You need about 5-10 GF to start a huge bowl of drama. That said, unless you are an Arab the rules for women pretty much apply every where except muslim and third world countries. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #4 October 2, 2007 yeah but women seem to like my accent, I didn't have much luck in the Uk but in America its like winning the lottery1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jasonRose 0 #5 October 2, 2007 Quote yeah but women seem to like my accent, I didn't have much luck in the Uk but in America its like winning the lottery Welcome to the land of oportunity and please impregnate as many as you can. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bigway 4 #6 October 2, 2007 He said wake up, not go back to dreaming. I love how you manage to be able to post while asleep and sound so full of yourself at the same time. .Karnage Krew Gear Store . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #7 October 2, 2007 QuoteHow many girlfriends is acceptable in america? Eleventy-three. No more, no less.My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bigway 4 #8 October 2, 2007 so you having a good time over there Andy? It is such a cheap country innit. I really enjoyed it over there. .Karnage Krew Gear Store . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #9 October 2, 2007 Quote Quote yeah but women seem to like my accent, I didn't have much luck in the Uk but in America its like winning the lottery Welcome to the land of oportunity and please impregnate as many as you can. will that get me a green card1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #10 October 2, 2007 Quote I recommend waking up. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #11 October 2, 2007 Quotewill that get me a green card Something May turn green....My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #12 October 2, 2007 However many you and they think is acceptable. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #13 October 2, 2007 QuoteQuotewill that get me a green card Something May turn green.... It usually falls off though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #14 October 2, 2007 Hey Andy shag all the American girls you want, they're fun an entertaining, but remember, at the end of the day your going to end up with an ESSEX girlOh an the only green card your going to get is from the NHS when you get back home Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #15 October 2, 2007 QuoteQuoteQuotewill that get me a green card Something May turn green.... It usually falls off though. Yea, Once it dries and gets all crusty you can flake it off.My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #16 October 2, 2007 Quote ...Welcome to the land of oportunity and please impregnate as many as you can. Jason! You're an American, dude! WTF are you saying? You realize this is Andy_Copland we are talking about here? Lots of little Andys running around???(Sorry, Andy...no intent on size comment).My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #17 October 2, 2007 ...as many as you can handle...right up to just prior to the Bobbittization point. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #18 October 2, 2007 ummm.... American women can be a bit.... catty.... if they catch you with another woman and they have a jealous streak. Just spend an afternoon wathcing those scary shows like Geraldo or Phil. You don't want to be on those. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bigway 4 #19 October 2, 2007 you sure you are not just getting your signals crossed mate? Do you really believe that all these woman are into you? Have they told you this or do you just have it mistaken for the friendly nature of American girls? .Karnage Krew Gear Store . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #20 October 2, 2007 Quote ummm.... American women can be a bit.... catty.... if they catch you with another woman and they have a jealous streak. Just spend an afternoon wathcing those scary shows like Geraldo or Phil. You don't want to be on those. Or Jerry Springer..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #21 October 2, 2007 Quote Quote ummm.... American women can be a bit.... catty.... if they catch you with another woman and they have a jealous streak. Just spend an afternoon wathcing those scary shows like Geraldo or Phil. You don't want to be on those. Or Jerry Springer..... I didn't want to start him with the really scary stuff. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 15 #22 October 2, 2007 Just because you are sleeping with a few of them at the same time does not make them your girlfriends Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #23 October 2, 2007 And not that I agree with this image (cuz I personally do NOT in any way think the actions in this video are justified....) but just watch this Carrie Underwood This is what they might be thinking Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpoutnow 0 #24 October 2, 2007 As a rule.......the one per inch prevails. So if you have a small rig, then you have less girlfriends. If you have a big rig, then have you have more. More girlfriends are better....right?People are crazy. Cuz there's more of 'em. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Armour666 0 #25 October 2, 2007 Quote I am new in America and all these american women keep throwing themselves at me. Should i move to Utah where 5-9 wives is the normal. What is a short man to do? 5-9 wives bad , think of how much it would cost if ever divorse now number of girlfriends all depends on the chances of them ever meeting one another and the dram you can tolerate (unless thier in to that sort of thing )SO this one time at band camp..... "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
