2fat2fly 0 #1 December 19, 2007 Got home yesterday and UPS had left a box in front of the door right below the big sign on the door from my wife asking UPS to put the box under the grill cover since it was a suprise (grill is on the same small deck). There was my Chrismas gift-I put the box under the grill cover, took the note and never said a word. And I really, really wanted to go ahead and get the gift, but I couldn't wreck her suprise. I want my good hubby points, but she'll never knowI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #2 December 19, 2007 Any ideas as to what's in the box? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #3 December 19, 2007 A good hubby wouldn't be postwhoring on dz.com right now, he'd be cleaning up before the damn maid gets there. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SwampThing 0 #4 December 19, 2007 Just hope it's really for you and not the Rolex she said she was getting for ME! The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #5 December 19, 2007 If I had a Xmas card list, I'd be taking you off of it right now I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #6 December 19, 2007 I know exactly what's in the box-and I want it now, dammit I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #7 December 19, 2007 Guess what i did before the cleaning ladies got here this morning? Nothing! Ok I threw away my pop can ashtray and moved my rig out of the way. But that was it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tmaricle55 0 #8 December 19, 2007 Quote A good hubby wouldn't be postwhoring on dz.com right now, he'd be cleaning up before the damn maid gets there. Your so smart, gold star for you!! Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres. Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #9 December 19, 2007 Quote A good hubby wouldn't be postwhoring on dz.com right now, he'd be cleaning up before the damn maid gets there. Blues, Dave Isn't his wife already there? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #10 December 19, 2007 Quote A good hubby wouldn't be postwhoring on dz.com right now, he'd be cleaning up before the damn maid gets there. And making her a damn sammich!I'm a lot better trained than that. I even pack for her. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 15 #11 December 19, 2007 Would this be an object that you "won" at a sales show somewhere? Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
selbbub78 0 #12 December 19, 2007 you deserve it for that You'll get good hubby points from me... CReW Skies, bubbles "Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone "The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote) "The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #13 December 19, 2007 I could tell the wife what you offered to do for me today, then she'd see what a giving person you really are. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #14 December 19, 2007 Hate to ruin it for you Bro but the box/present is for Liz. I thought yoiu might see it but she said that you would never look under the grill cover since you haven't figured out how to light it yet. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #15 December 19, 2007 Quote Hate to ruin it for you Bro but the box/present is for Liz. I thought yoiu might see it but she said that you would never look under the grill cover since you haven't figured out how to light it yet. I'm gonna be teaching a grilling class at the boogie in Feb/March. You gonna be there? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #16 December 20, 2007 ***I'm gonna be teaching a grilling class at the boogie in Feb/March. You gonna be there? Quote Sure! Let me see if I can change my flights, room reservations, jump tickets and work schedule again. "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vskydiver 0 #17 December 20, 2007 Quote Quote A good hubby wouldn't be postwhoring on dz.com right now, he'd be cleaning up before the damn maid gets there. And making her a damn sammich!I'm a lot better trained than that. I even pack for her. Thanks honey! Your so good! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #18 December 20, 2007 Quote Got home yesterday and UPS had left a box in front of the door right below the big sign on the door from my wife asking UPS to put the box under the grill cover since it was a suprise (grill is on the same small deck). There was my Chrismas gift-I put the box under the grill cover, took the note and never said a word. And I really, really wanted to go ahead and get the gift, but I couldn't wreck her suprise. I want my good hubby points, but she'll never know And for 1 jump tix - I'll not call her and tell her.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #19 December 20, 2007 I see the Mrs. has engaged the services of the Husband Whisperer. A real man would have opened the box, put it back together and denied all accusations with, "UPS must have opened it." Oh, BTW...you're a good friend, too. Thanks again for the books! My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites