Broke 0 #1 February 1, 2008 How long should you wait?Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darius11 12 #2 February 1, 2008 Hit on her at the funeral if she seems like she is open to it. That is her chioceI'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
danornan 64 #3 February 1, 2008 Tacky question at best and if you don't know the answer, a poll is not going to help you. If you are serious and you are not sure, the answer is not yet!Dano Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #4 February 1, 2008 I kinda put that one in there for entertainment value. Ever see the wedding crashers?Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RALFFERS 0 #5 February 1, 2008 QuoteHit on her at the funeral if she seems like she is open to it. That is her chioceI agree with this 100% - IF & ONLY If she's open to it.Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #6 February 1, 2008 Quote How long should you wait? Gawd how I love the skydiving mentality!The way I approach it is to tell them both *before* it happens. "Jim, Melissa, I want you to both know that if the unthinkable happens and you (Melissa) are left alone, then I want to be FIRST in line!!!!" Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darius11 12 #7 February 1, 2008 QuoteI kinda put that one in there for entertainment value. Ever see the wedding crashers? Yes i did see that movie but all i can remember is the hot women in that movie. I don't remember the plot at all.I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #8 February 1, 2008 Quote Quote How long should you wait? Gawd how I love the skydiving mentality!The way I approach it is to tell them both *before* it happens. "Jim, Melissa, I want you to both know that if the unthinkable happens and you (Melissa) are left alone, then I want to be FIRST in line!!!!" Walt Ah a pre-emptive hit. Can you call dibs on a widow before she is a widow?Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #9 February 1, 2008 I don[t know who is worse...you for your mentality on it or Broke for even bringing up the subject. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #10 February 1, 2008 Quote I don[t know who is worse...you for your mentality on it or Broke for even bringing up the subject. Broke, of course. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #11 February 1, 2008 Quote Ah a pre-emptive hit. Can you call dibs on a widow before she is a widow? You can't really call dibs but you can put your bid in early.Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdvr 198 #12 February 1, 2008 I'd go with the Scrubs version...TCW...Tasty Coma Wife. Why wait for the funeral at all?Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #13 February 1, 2008 I always get ALL my etiquette advice from the Bonfire. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dannydan 0 #14 February 1, 2008 Quote Quote How long should you wait? Gawd how I love the skydiving mentality!The way I approach it is to tell them both *before* it happens. "Jim, Melissa, I want you to both know that if the unthinkable happens and you (Melissa) are left alone, then I want to be FIRST in line!!!!" Walt ...and if Melissa passes first? Would you POP the same question to Jim? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #15 February 1, 2008 Quote Quote Quote How long should you wait? Gawd how I love the skydiving mentality!The way I approach it is to tell them both *before* it happens. "Jim, Melissa, I want you to both know that if the unthinkable happens and you (Melissa) are left alone, then I want to be FIRST in line!!!!" Walt ...and if Melissa passes first? Would you POP the same question to Jim? No, but I'd get him a case of beer and a couple of hookers maybe. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hausse 0 #16 February 1, 2008 Lol who the heck clicked on 12+ months? Think about depreciation of assets over time... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #17 February 1, 2008 QuoteHit on her at the funeral if she seems like she is open to it. That is her chioce Exactly. Start this way, "So. Ya here with anybody?" My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #18 February 1, 2008 I will say this much, Last Time I saw this happen, Atleast the guy waited till everyone landed from the ashdive to really start hitting on the widow. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #19 February 1, 2008 I was wondering if that would get mentionedYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #20 February 1, 2008 Quote Quote Ah a pre-emptive hit. Can you call dibs on a widow before she is a widow? You can't really call dibs but you can put your bid in early.Walt Does hugging the stiff earn ya any points with the widow? ..I'm just sayin' ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shermanator 3 #21 February 1, 2008 Quote Quote Hit on her at the funeral if she seems like she is open to it. That is her chioce I agree with this 100% - IF & ONLY If she's open to it. but then.... if she is open to it.... you better make sure your assets are safe from her, when she is a widow again, with you... CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #22 February 1, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Ah a pre-emptive hit. Can you call dibs on a widow before she is a widow? You can't really call dibs but you can put your bid in early.Walt Does hugging the stiff earn ya any points with the widow? ..I'm just sayin' I was wanting so BADLY to ask Walt that question.. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #23 February 1, 2008 We were talking at work the other day adn I mentioned that several of my friends would ask my widow if she wanted a date for my wake You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #24 February 1, 2008 Quote Quote Hit on her at the funeral if she seems like she is open to it. That is her chioce Exactly. Start this way, "So. Ya here with anybody?" So it's true. Lawyers really *are* bad people! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #25 February 1, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Ah a pre-emptive hit. Can you call dibs on a widow before she is a widow? You can't really call dibs but you can put your bid in early.Walt Does hugging the stiff earn ya any points with the widow? ..I'm just sayin' Damn. Hug one corpse and ya' get labelled for life. The corpse I hugged (Dave) was not married but I'm pretty sure that I scored *zero* points with his sister who was there and saw the casket slide. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
