ExAFO 0 #1 February 14, 2008 1. Padlock in a Sock 2. Soap in a towel 3. Baseball bat 4. Shot put 5. Angry rooster 6. Frozen Trout (same use as baseball bat) 7. Cheese Grater and Habanero peppersIllinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #2 February 14, 2008 8. dizzie.com Speaker's Corner Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Halfpastniner 0 #3 February 14, 2008 Toaster in a pillowcase. Saw it in a movie, worked like a charm.BASE 1384 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #4 February 14, 2008 9. the leg of the amputee that you're just trashing up! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #5 February 14, 2008 Quote Toaster in a pillowcase. Saw it in a movie, worked like a charm. Several unopened soda pop cans in a pillowcase works just fine too. Remember Sean Penn in "Bad Boys"? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #6 February 14, 2008 Quote8. dizzie.com Speaker's Corner haha I like that one (I.C.D#2 VP) "<3 ..Looks like breasts coming out of an ice cream cone. Mmmm."~John Mitchell "I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #7 February 14, 2008 Fire extinguisher. There was some clip posted here once from a movie, it was disturbing.Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 3 #8 February 14, 2008 A herring. EDIT: Oh, wait......that was to cut down the biggest tree in the forest. Never mind. Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kaerodyne 0 #9 February 14, 2008 Quote 1. Padlock in a Sock 2. Soap in a towel 3. Baseball bat 4. Shot put 5. Angry rooster 6. Frozen Trout (same use as baseball bat) 7. Cheese Grater and Habanero peppers 8. Scott Campos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #10 February 14, 2008 he might even fit in the pillow case!!! that's funny shit right there... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kaerodyne 0 #11 February 14, 2008 Quote he might even fit in the pillow case!!! that's funny shit right there... That dude knows how to kill you in like 97 ways without lifting a finger .... Chuck Norris doesn't know Scott Campos, Scott Campos knows Chuck Norris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #12 February 14, 2008 Quote 9. the leg of the amputee that you're just trashing up! I think that was in a Stephen King novel, although it might have been a prosthetic arm instead......... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #13 February 14, 2008 also a rather skilled cartoonist... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #14 February 14, 2008 Esquilax down the pantsYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #15 February 14, 2008 Quote Quote 9. the leg of the amputee that you're just trashing up! I think that was in a Stephen King novel, although it might have been a prosthetic arm instead......... i'm a fucked up mind, i just made that one up.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #16 February 14, 2008 A big black double dongDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #17 February 14, 2008 QuoteToaster in a pillowcase. Saw it in a movie, worked like a charm. Soda cans - via Sean Penn.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #18 February 14, 2008 Quote Quote Toaster in a pillowcase. Saw it in a movie, worked like a charm. Soda cans - via Sean Penn. Beat you to it. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #19 February 14, 2008 Quote Soda cans - via Sean Penn. Beat you to it. If thinking faster than Turtle is the hight point of your day, you need to get out moreTwo slams for the price of oneYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 3 #20 February 14, 2008 QuoteI think that was in a Stephen King novel, although it might have been a prosthetic arm instead......... King also wrote about the toaster in a tablecloth thing. Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #21 February 14, 2008 nicely done (I.C.D#2 VP) ""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #22 February 14, 2008 I'm just an overachiever, I guess You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #23 February 14, 2008 Frozen Silver salmon... far more usefull than a frozen trout.. and far easier to swing than a frozen Chinook salmon. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lastchance 0 #24 February 14, 2008 George Carlin once said the perfect murder would be to pick up one person by the ankles and beat another person to death with him. There is no murder wepon and the cops would classify it as a pedestrian accident. Holy shit Joe, they musta been moving at quite a clip. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #25 February 14, 2008 will you be the one cleaning up the crap afterwards.... I dont do crap man... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites