Innovative Tools to beat the crap outta someone... Add to this list.

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Feather Duster


But you gotta have serious stamina to pull it off

You are only as strong as the prey you devour

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My mom used to always talk about an Alfred Hitchcock movie where the wife killed her husband with a frozen leg of lamb, then cooked it and served it to the police detective investigating the murder.

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Cue Ball in a knee high athletic sock.

People are crazy. Cuz there's more of 'em.

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My mom used to always talk about an Alfred Hitchcock movie where the wife killed her husband with a frozen leg of lamb, then cooked it and served it to the police detective investigating the murder.

The story was Lamb to the Slaughter by Roald Dahl - the same guy who brought us Willie Wonka.


But, the coolest was telekinesis, as seen in Scanners.

Warning - not pleasant, but not real.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HY-03vYYAjA

My wife is hotter than your wife.

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My mom used to always talk about an Alfred Hitchcock movie where the wife killed her husband with a frozen leg of lamb, then cooked it and served it to the police detective investigating the murder.

I preferred the story line in Fried Green Tomatoes....After the abusive husband was killed.. sorta accidentaly to stop him from wailing on the wife.. he was smoked and BBQ and they fed some of him to the police offficer looking for him.. He thought the BBQ was damn good.

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8. An RSL/SkyHook debate.

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You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.

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Frying pan up side the head.


Throw Momma from the train.


Bobbi

A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

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I loved that scene in Fried Green Tomatoes- the cop was CHOWING down on the BBQ!

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Roald Dahl is (was?) awesome.

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If you really want it to be painful.....a trailer-hitch to the shins, is tough to beat.

"T'was ever thus."

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8. An RSL/SkyHook debate.

Although it would be more appropriate to use it on an deceased member of the family Equidae.


Don

"When in doubt I whip it out,
I got me a rock-and-roll band.
It's a free-for-all."

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Proven tried and true:

Skymama and an Orfun paddle.
(the paddles are not as tough as she is)

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

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Proven tried and true:

Skymama and an Orfun paddle.
(the paddles are not as tough as she is)

And no where near as strong when she gets that swing going. It was as if she LIKES Corporal punishment.

[Skydiver] I didn't mean to go low, Skymama![/skydiver]

Heh - This ain't no democracy! WHACK.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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A big black double dong

It sounds like you've see Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, too. It's a great movie.

From that movie, along with a twelve inch black rubber cock, a car door also seems rather effective. Pellet rifles are overrated.

I learned from Snatch (also an excellent movie) that several pigs are the best way to get rid of the bodies after the fact.

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lock stock is just awesome. I didn't even remember that scene

Divot your source for all things Hillbilly.
Anvil Brother 84
SCR 14192