mamajumps 0 #1 September 11, 2008 To pay off her student loans... http://www.usmagazine.com/news/22-year-old-auctioning-off-her-virginity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #2 September 11, 2008 Who wants to have sex with someone who has no clue what they are doing in the bedroom. I wouldn't say that I want someone who is wellused, but I don't want to have to teach them everything eitherDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #3 September 11, 2008 Im guessing she is a lot like my former sister in law, just because she hasn't had her cherry popped, doesn't mean she hasn't been to 3rd base... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Butters 0 #4 September 11, 2008 I don't have a million dollars ... "That looks dangerous." Leopold Stotch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #5 September 11, 2008 true but still less apt to be kinky as all get outDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wrightskyguy 1 #6 September 11, 2008 Lock this one fast. It's gonna turn ugly quickly! John Wright World's most beloved skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #7 September 11, 2008 Quote true but still less apt to be kinky as all get out good point.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jakee 1,271 #8 September 11, 2008 Quote"Through this process I'm not just looking for the highest bidder," she says, adding, "I'm looking for someone who is a genuine, overall nice person." Yep. That's definitely what she's going to find at an auction in a whorehouse.Do you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #9 September 11, 2008 So how exactly does one prove they're a virgin?www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #10 September 11, 2008 Hey, if she's not been good enough for anyone by the time she's 22 years of age, then she's not worth paying for (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #11 September 11, 2008 No woman is worth 1 million USD not even 1 million IQDDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lolimfalling 0 #12 September 11, 2008 whats up with the picture of her on that site. her neck is the color of an Asian, her body is a nice tan then she has a white face. its like they took the body of 1 person the neck of another and the face of another and just slapped em all together for that picture. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dynamicedge 0 #13 September 11, 2008 FUCKING GROSS! If she thinks she's worth $1 million then that Thai hooker I fucked last month should've cost $3 million instead of $3. (and she knew how to do stuff) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #14 September 11, 2008 She has a ridiculous amount of make-up on. In fact, her head looks a little photoshopped to me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #15 September 11, 2008 Quote Im guessing she is a lot like my former sister in law, just because she hasn't had her cherry popped, doesn't mean she hasn't been to 3rd base... I wonder if she still has her black cherry too? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #16 September 11, 2008 QuoteWho wants to have sex with someone who has no clue what they are doing in the bedroom. I wouldn't say that I want someone who is wellused, but I don't want to have to teach them everything either You're looking at this all wrong. You can train her. Yes, before the condom goes on, you have to make sure the penis is nice and moist. No, women don't have orgasms. That's a myth... Sammiches and beer are to be provided to the man before and after sex. After sex, clean the place quietly before letting yourself out.Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #17 September 11, 2008 Quote I don't have a million dollars ... I'm surprised the DZ horndogs haven't made the suggestion of pooling their money and pulling a train on her. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdvr 200 #18 September 11, 2008 I heard if the bidding goes high enough her sister wants in.Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bertt 0 #19 September 11, 2008 Good one. That's the kind of out-of-the-box thinking we need to keep this place going.You don't have to outrun the bear. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #20 September 11, 2008 Quote Good one. That's the kind of out-of-the-box thinking we need to keep this place going. Yeah, I'm a peach. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #21 September 12, 2008 Quote Good one. That's the kind of out-of-the-box thinking we need to keep this place going. That's the kind of punny responses we need as well. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #22 September 12, 2008 The sad thing is is that there are plenty of wealthy idiots out there who will actually pay for her. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #23 September 12, 2008 Quote Quote Good one. That's the kind of out-of-the-box thinking we need to keep this place going. Yeah, I'm a peach. ... I could eat a peach for hours.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #24 September 12, 2008 If you dress like Halloween, ghouls will try to get in your pants. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #25 September 12, 2008 Quote I don't have a million dollars ... If you're going to get busted for a bad check... go big. Plus, you'd probably only get 30 days. You'd be the king in County Jail with that story. On top of that, a couple of nights on Leno or Conan when you got out. "Yeah... I've had better, but for $1M... what can ya get these days?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
